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00:00 Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang. It's a long film.
00:16 Welcome to another episode of No Holds Bored where we take good board games and turn them
00:25 into wrestling because we've got to infect everything with wrestling. We don't play
00:29 wrestling board games, they're bad. Joining me for this episode, I'm joined by Ollie.
00:34 Hey, insert.
00:35 No, you can't do a bit. We're doing the introductions. I'm joining this person,
00:42 you say hello. That's how it goes, Ollie. I'm joined by Ollie.
00:44 Delightful salt and pepper Matt.
00:45 Delightful salt and pepper Matt.
00:47 The comments call Ollie the delightful salt and pepper man.
00:51 That's nice. It's a nice hat.
00:54 Thanks man.
00:55 It's because the front part of his hair comes from his ball sack.
00:57 It's just where the pepper is.
01:08 It's the best line I've ever heard. We're done.
01:25 There's been a murder.
01:26 I'm joined by John. I'm joined by Sullivan. I'm joined by Holly and I'm joined by Luke.
01:34 This week we're playing sounds fishy everybody.
01:38 The delivery was just... I'm sorry.
01:42 It was so good.
01:45 We have a bunch of questions here. On the other side of these cards that I've got here are going
01:53 to be the answers to them. The person who's asking the question is the only person around
01:56 the table who will not know the answer. Everybody else will. One person around the table is going to
02:01 have to tell the truth. Everybody else who gets dealt one of these fish is going to have to lie
02:06 about it but make it seem like they're telling the truth. The person who then asks that question
02:09 is going to try and investigate and find all the liars without finding the correct answer.
02:15 They flip over the correct answer at any point, they get no points for that question. But for
02:19 every single red... what do they call it? Red herring. There you go. I knew it was a thing.
02:25 I'm pretty sure it's a red fish is the phrase.
02:36 All right Mr Thicker.
02:38 At least I got one yes. It's a fish.
02:42 Don't worry guys I got this.
02:48 This will never get back on track. Oh my god.
02:51 The person who is trying to find all of the red herrings, for every one that is flipped over they
03:04 get one point and they can bank those points at any time. However if they turn over the blue kipper
03:09 of truth, I don't know why they call it that. Isn't it the true blue kipper? Yeah yeah true blue.
03:14 But true blue. Blue kipper of truth. Why say true blue when you could say blue kipper of truth.
03:21 It's much better.
03:22 Then they score nothing for that point and the other points will come, we'll discuss it when
03:29 we get there. Luke could you do the honours and read the first question. We're gonna deal out
03:35 these fish to start with. Everyone who's not Luke take a fish. A kipper's blue. I think you mean
03:40 like a herring. A herring everybody. Well they're not all herrings. As a practical joke Mr Fuji
03:46 removed what from Bobby Eaton's car?
03:50 The engine. Spare change. The pedals. The steering wheel. The brakes.
04:00 These are hella practical jokes. It was a different time in the 80s.
04:06 That's so funny.
04:08 Oh that's so funny. It was a joke. It's a prank bro. I'll write to his family saying it was a joke.
04:17 Now you go round and you instruct people who you think are lying to turn over their fish.
04:25 Can Luke ask us any questions? No because even if we know the answer to it,
04:34 then we can't justify it one way or the other because we would have had to have lied even if
04:38 we know the answer. There's not much he can glean from this. Your one was? The engine.
04:45 Yours at least. That's unfortunate. That acting was so good. Why weren't you in grammar school?
04:52 It's because I thought the truth was steering wheel. I thought that's what the story was.
04:57 I thought you knew the story. I thought it was a steering wheel. This is where our resting
05:02 knowledge is a curse. Our wrestling knowledge. I'm like these losers. Good start. So for this
05:09 one then Luke gets zero points because you turned over the true one. You get one, two,
05:15 three, four points for every unflipped fish and we get one. We weren't discovered and one fish
05:23 has been turned over. Okay I'm gonna bank that. You thought not to put it in a bank
05:29 with the interest rates high as they are. God damn it. Everyone watch Holly. It's the acting.
05:37 It totally worked. It genuinely worked for me. The one that we should watch the acting of.
05:42 There's only one trained actor around this table. Only one person who spent a bunch of time at
05:48 drama school. To my knowledge. I'd say there's only one successful actor. I would describe as
05:55 an actor. I spent a whole year at drama school. One year? Wow. That's such a long time. I didn't
05:59 know it took that long to learn how to lie. Yeah. 12 years. 12? 12 years in the end. 12?
06:06 Did you have to repeat years? I just can't master acting. I've been at some kind of drama
06:15 educational place since I was 11 years old and I did all of the rest of my schooling at drama
06:21 schools and then went on to do another four years. She did like maths but acting. You must be a plus.
06:28 You divide. Two plus two equals four. Why did it take you so long? Not acting. That's singing.
06:36 Musical theatre, Sullivan. You did like that bit as well. I did that bit. Oh come on. That's how
06:43 you know it's acting. How did I not realise that? It's the acting. He's trying to recognise acting.
06:49 What was 12 years for Sullivan? And acting Sullivan. Did they not teach you that in your 12 years?
06:54 You want something to look very serious. Everybody who's not Holly, please take a pitch.
06:59 I forgot we're playing a game. I did not. 12 years. Everyone have a look at your pitch. Remember the
07:05 colour. It's very important. Holly, please take your question. Can I have my eyes?
07:11 Masahiro Chono beating Keiji Muto in the final of the first ever G1 Climax tournament in New
07:17 Japan Pro Wrestling prompted fans to throw what into the ring in celebration?
07:23 Money. Soiled nappies.
07:29 All right. Soiled. Okay. They're seat cushions.
07:35 They're seats. Wait, they're chairs.
07:42 Glass. Oh, oh wait. Did you flip yours?
07:47 Glass would be quite rough.
07:55 Glass. It was also everybody going, "Oh, that really helps." I will say as well.
08:02 Because we will all know what the actual answer is. I didn't know what Luke was going to say.
08:08 I know that. But just for future questions, let's keep reactions to a minimum.
08:11 So we've got money. Money. Yes. Soiled nappies.
08:15 Put it over. Oh, I thought you were going to ask me what money is.
08:17 They wouldn't have all had soiled nappies, Sullivan.
08:19 Well, my thinking was that maybe everyone was given them.
08:21 You'll need this later.
08:24 That's why I said soiled nappies.
08:25 When the time comes, it's going to be all soiled nappies.
08:29 Like the Coldplay concert.
08:30 Yeah.
08:30 They throw soiled nappies?
08:34 No, they have the lane wristbands that line up.
08:36 So it should be soiled nappies.
08:38 No. Money, seat cushions, seats.
08:41 What? They throw wristbands at Coldplay?
08:44 No, no. They just like, "I'm so mediocre."
08:46 Wow.
08:48 The fans say that.
08:49 The fans say, "I'm so mediocre."
08:52 Therefore, I'm mediocre.
08:54 In fairness, if you listen to Coldplay, you're mediocre.
08:56 And you know it. You probably know it.
08:59 I guess we're just two mediocre boys.
09:00 My feeling is there probably aren't seat cushions on the seats.
09:04 Wait, do you want to ask me what mine was?
09:07 It was seat cushions.
09:08 Do you want to ask me that?
09:09 What was yours?
09:10 This is good.
09:14 The hand acting.
09:16 Seat cushions.
09:17 You didn't know I was acting there?
09:18 Yeah.
09:19 Although I did do the hands.
09:20 You did do the hands.
09:21 You did the hand, Jon!
09:22 Lesson one of drama school!
09:24 12 years for me.
09:25 I think it's probably money.
09:27 Could be seats.
09:30 I'm going to flip for you, Jon.
09:31 I'm sorry, that's not what I was going to say.
09:35 My acting worked!
09:36 Yes!
09:37 It was the double bluff that did it, really.
09:39 And you didn't need any years of training.
09:42 Yeah, no, exactly.
09:43 Didn't need any.
09:43 It was just natural talent.
09:45 It's all a waste of my time.
09:46 I know there was no extra work.
09:49 You had that one time.
09:50 So that is zero points for Holly.
09:57 That is three points.
10:00 That's where she could have banked.
10:02 I almost did.
10:03 Because she'd flipped over these two.
10:04 She could have stopped and got two points.
10:06 And banked those sweet points.
10:07 Right, right, right.
10:08 So we get three points because there are three flip fish here.
10:11 And you get two or three.
10:13 Two?
10:14 Two.
10:14 Two.
10:15 Two for the unflipped.
10:15 Two for the unflipped, yes, correct.
10:16 Lovely.
10:17 Oh, yes!
10:17 Sweet money!
10:19 Money for the bank!
10:20 Which one would you like, Holly?
10:21 I'll go for this one, thank you.
10:23 I guess I'm this one.
10:25 Next question.
10:26 El Santo is known as the biggest Mexican wrestling star in history,
10:31 starring in a number of movies and comic books.
10:34 His first film translates to what?
10:37 Sullivan.
10:40 Santo versus the biggest man in the world.
10:43 Santo versus the evil brain.
10:49 The evil brain.
10:50 The evil brain, okay.
10:51 Santo versus Spider-Man.
10:54 Okay.
10:55 Copyright, it's Mexico.
10:56 Yeah.
10:57 Santo versus Mad Bean.
10:59 Holly?
11:03 Santo versus The Bees.
11:06 Versus The Bees.
11:08 Okay.
11:10 Every last one of them out.
11:12 Okay.
11:13 I wish you'd leave some of them.
11:15 It's a long film.
11:32 Think of how many bees there are.
11:35 It's like off and on.
11:36 So many!
11:37 It's so hard to kill bees with a gun.
11:40 The worst choice.
11:41 He's actually missed every shot.
11:43 Killed like four bees.
11:45 Yeah.
11:46 Three people.
11:47 Don't worry, kids, some of you are now safe.
11:52 Yeah.
11:52 One guy had a stripe of yellow and black jumper on, he's gone.
11:55 Holly was really good!
11:59 I shouldn't have worn this today!
12:01 Of all days!
12:02 It's a queen!
12:03 He's 8,000% bigger than the other bees, he must be a queen!
12:09 I'm doing it, bro!
12:11 Oh my god.
12:11 I haven't told my trusty to bees!
12:13 I know, I know, I really want this to be real,
12:17 but I am going to ask Holly to flip your face, please.
12:19 Yes.
12:20 Okay.
12:22 Oh, wow.
12:23 But imagine.
12:24 Oh, Santo versus The Bees.
12:26 I've forgotten all the other answers, we have to go around again, I'm so sorry.
12:29 Santo versus the biggest man in the world.
12:30 The biggest man in the world.
12:31 Versus the evil brain.
12:33 Evil brain.
12:33 Versus Spider-Man.
12:34 Spider-Man.
12:35 Mad B.
12:36 Mad Bean.
12:37 Are you sure that's bean?
12:38 With three Es.
12:40 With three Es!
12:41 Bean!
12:42 This bean's mad!
12:46 Just see how that tin comes into the shot!
12:52 Oh my god, sorry, there's no dialogue!
12:57 Oh, man.
12:58 Is there anything you can do to international markets?
13:00 Anyone, is that Mr. Bean?
13:02 Yeah, that's fair.
13:02 Mr. Bean.
13:03 Mad.
13:03 Mad Mr. Bean.
13:05 Mr. Bean.
13:05 Mr. Bean!
13:07 Please turn over your fish.
13:08 Incredible.
13:12 What one's yours?
13:13 Spider-Man.
13:13 It's non-union Mexican equivalent.
13:16 I did think, when it said translates to,
13:18 I think there would be too much of a translation issue with Spider-Man.
13:21 I actually thought you said Spider-Mam.
13:23 Spider-Mam.
13:25 Oh, me?
13:28 My Spider-Lady.
13:29 Spider-Mam!
13:34 This episode's so dumb.
13:35 Okay, so we've got Mad Bean, Evil Brain, and the tallest man in the world.
13:42 The biggest man in the world.
13:43 The biggest man in the world.
13:44 Apologies.
13:45 Again, I want it to be real, but Sullivan, please turn yours over.
13:48 He's doing well.
13:51 Evil Brain and Mad Bean.
13:53 Is he gonna bank it?
13:55 Both are plausible.
13:57 Is he gonna do it?
13:58 No, I'm not.
13:59 Is he gonna be an absolute banker?
14:01 Is he going to be a legend?
14:02 I'm gonna do the full P.
14:04 I'm gonna go for...
14:06 Don't go full P.
14:08 Fishy P.
14:09 You should never go full P.
14:10 Luke, can you turn yours over, please?
14:11 Oh, P.
14:12 Oh, P.
14:13 He's absolutely amazing.
14:15 Well done.
14:15 I'm worried.
14:18 I tried to do acting and think I was making it up on the spot.
14:21 Was that a giveaway?
14:21 Was that too obvious?
14:22 No.
14:26 I just thought that Evil Brain was more plausible than Mad Bean,
14:29 is what it came down to, really.
14:30 Just with my performance of Evil Brain, I thought,
14:32 "Could I have brought more into the character?"
14:34 I thought Mad Bean was a great shout.
14:35 Thank you.
14:36 Because it's something that would be weird in translation,
14:38 but maybe makes sense.
14:39 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:39 Totally, right?
14:40 I think it could have only been improved by being Beans.
14:42 Oh, some more notes.
14:43 Yep.
14:44 Mad Beans.
14:45 Mad Beans.
14:46 Mad Beans.
14:47 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
14:48 But it's not in the Beans fight back.
14:49 And the little bean guns.
14:51 I'm so mad.
14:51 So I believe...
14:53 These Beans are crazy.
14:55 Bean Beans, yes.
14:56 Very good.
14:57 That was good.
14:58 You did a full Peat.
14:59 I did a full Peat.
14:59 Huge Beans for Peat.
15:00 And you best believe we're spelling Beans with three Es.
15:03 Three Es.
15:04 Anybody...
15:05 But Sullivan, whose name's Peat.
15:07 Take a fish.
15:07 Please take a fish.
15:08 So this is definitely the question that I think Tempest is worried that...
15:14 Oh, yes.
15:14 That makes sense.
15:16 Yes.
15:16 At TNA Lockdown 2006,
15:18 the promotion held a steel cage match with a second stipulation.
15:22 What was it?
15:23 What was it, John?
15:24 The floor is lava.
15:25 Ladder.
15:28 Ladder, but ladder's still a cage.
15:31 An arm wrestling match.
15:33 Oh, I can't believe it.
15:36 Wrestling with sock puppets.
15:39 Enter the cage.
15:43 Okay.
15:47 I mean, this is the thing.
15:50 This is TNA in 2006.
15:52 It's a TNA in 2006.
15:53 The glory years.
15:54 It's TNA in 2006, guys.
15:56 Yeah.
15:56 We all know what that means.
15:57 Everybody, especially John, knows what that means.
16:00 It could be anything.
16:01 Yeah.
16:01 Would John like it?
16:02 No.
16:03 I don't know.
16:04 I know what it is.
16:06 And I love it.
16:07 Don't assume.
16:09 It is honestly some of the weirdest stuff that...
16:13 Any of these could be true.
16:14 You, as people that know about wrestling, are saying this is particularly weird.
16:17 Oh, yeah.
16:18 What was yours again, John?
16:22 The floor is lava.
16:23 The floor is lava.
16:24 Oh, it could be true.
16:26 That's the thing.
16:27 It could all be fucking true.
16:29 It's TNA in 2006.
16:31 Yeah, right?
16:31 All right.
16:33 Okay, I'm gonna flip the sock puppets.
16:38 I feel like I would have heard that at some point in my life.
16:40 Oh, God.
16:42 Yeah, that surely would have come up.
16:43 Yeah.
16:44 Given the sock puppet Sullivan's existence.
16:47 Maybe, yeah.
16:48 He was there.
16:48 He played T.
16:52 Hello, I'm T and I'm A. Let's fight.
16:56 Hello, we're TNA.
16:58 12 years has finally paid off.
17:00 Hand acting.
17:02 Thank God I did that puppetry course.
17:05 I mean, I didn't take animal class, but...
17:08 I did do more puppetry than animals.
17:11 Anyway, God.
17:14 I'm gonna keep you around.
17:16 Which one was that?
17:18 As enter the cage.
17:19 Enter the cage.
17:19 Oh, I see.
17:21 Okay.
17:22 Oh, Jonathan, I'm gonna flip you.
17:26 Oh, thank God.
17:28 Thank God.
17:29 Wasn't real.
17:30 It was made up.
17:31 The floor wasn't really lava as well.
17:33 Ollie, I'm gonna flip yours.
17:34 Huge, huge.
17:39 Is he gonna go full Pete?
17:41 Bank it, son.
17:42 Bank it.
17:42 You can always bank it.
17:43 Is he gonna be...
17:44 You got three points currently.
17:45 You can bank it if you'd like to.
17:46 Is he gonna be cautious Ollie or brave Pete?
17:48 You don't know.
17:51 I've seen how much you enjoy banking.
17:53 You flip one.
17:54 You've only mentioned banking about seven times so far before it's your turn.
17:58 I'm gonna bank right away.
17:59 Give one.
18:01 Bank.
18:01 I'm gonna bank on zero.
18:02 Bank the four numbers.
18:03 I'm playing it safe.
18:05 Just to be safe.
18:05 Scataphania.
18:09 I think I'm gonna bank.
18:13 I think I'm gonna bank.
18:14 I honestly can't pick between the two of you.
18:16 If I was gonna say any, I would have said that you would turn the tree.
18:20 It's a good job because I was lying.
18:24 Oh, good banking.
18:25 Good banking.
18:26 Arm wrestling.
18:26 That is an excellent...
18:28 Sorry.
18:28 Yeah.
18:28 Your lie was excellent.
18:30 Enter the cage is so...
18:30 I did not contain my own reaction.
18:32 I know.
18:33 I heard it.
18:33 I was like, Ollie, shut up.
18:35 It was so TNA.
18:37 Yeah.
18:37 It's so TNA, right?
18:38 So TNA.
18:39 Also, why were they doing an arm wrestling match?
18:41 Ah, yeah.
18:42 Because the A stands for arm wrestling.
18:44 Which is where you've got to fight to get in.
18:46 Total non-stop arm wrestling.
18:48 What, so everyone's outside the ring fighting?
18:49 T stands for the cage.
18:50 And then you have to get in the ring, and then you do an actual battle royale.
18:52 Where you have to get thrown out of the ring.
18:54 And that determines seeding for toilets.
18:56 How is it hard to get in the ring?
18:58 You slide under the rope.
19:00 That's the joke, Jon, is it's not hard at all.
19:02 So people just have to pretend to not be able to get in the ring.
19:05 It was bollocks.
19:07 How do they pretend to not get in the ring?
19:08 Probably standing around.
19:09 Fucking hell.
19:11 Yeah.
19:11 A lot of this.
19:12 Come on, TNA.
19:12 Yeah.
19:15 Yeah, that's just wrestling, isn't it?
19:16 Yeah.
19:16 That's the best wrestling I've ever seen, Ollie.
19:19 So how many points do I get?
19:21 So because Sullivan banked, the true answer was never found.
19:26 Which you want to be found.
19:27 So zero points for you.
19:29 Oh, bollocks.
19:29 I believe it is three points for me.
19:33 Yeah, because you have to be quick.
19:34 Oh, we've got to stop Pete.
19:35 And you get your three points for banking.
19:37 I should have gone for a cage.
19:38 I should have just had a cage inside of me.
19:41 A cage inside a cage.
19:42 Oh, well, I've gone for that.
19:44 You know what?
19:44 Ladder, I thought was a great answer as well.
19:46 It was.
19:46 Yeah, it was very good.
19:47 There's like a ladder and a cage match is absolutely something that's stupid,
19:51 but also very plausible.
19:53 Very plausible.
19:54 A Nicolas Cage and a cage match.
19:57 Very good.
19:58 There's a meme where they put Nicolas Cage's face on Ross from Friends,
20:04 and he looks more like Ross than before.
20:06 Yeah.
20:06 What?
20:06 I can't describe it to you better than that.
20:08 So they've just photoshopped Nicolas Cage's face onto Ross.
20:11 He's got like the white jumper on and the big hair from like series four.
20:13 He looks somehow more like Ross with Nicolas Cage's face on.
20:17 I don't know how to explain it.
20:18 It's absolutely wild.
20:19 I'm going to have to go and look at that.
20:21 If you can find that.
20:22 Anyone who's not John?
20:23 Lovely editor, if you can put it up there.
20:25 We'll all enjoy that.
20:25 I'm sorry, I don't take fish, do I?
20:26 You do not.
20:27 Edge, Christian, Rhino, The Vulture and Dr. Octopus.
20:33 No, it's last two.
20:33 Edge, Christian, Rhino and others had a faction together
20:38 while they were on the independent scene.
20:40 What were they called?
20:42 [TICKING]
20:44 All right.
20:45 Start with you, Holly.
20:48 What was Edge, Christian and Rhino and others' faction
20:51 while they were on the independent scene?
20:52 The Delinquents.
20:53 Okay.
20:54 Killer Bees.
20:57 Killer Bees.
20:57 Now that's fucking risky, isn't it?
20:59 That's a risky play.
21:00 We'll see how it works.
21:02 Holly.
21:03 Bug Life.
21:03 All right.
21:05 Word Life.
21:07 Word Life.
21:08 The Good Time Boys.
21:11 These are all so stupid.
21:12 They're all unbelievable.
21:13 All right.
21:16 So Edge, Christian, Rhino and others had a faction together.
21:19 What were they called?
21:20 Can I hear them again, please?
21:20 The Delinquents.
21:22 Delinquents?
21:23 The Killer Bees.
21:24 Killer Bees.
21:24 Bug Life.
21:25 Bug Life.
21:26 Word Life.
21:26 Word Life.
21:27 The Good Time Boys.
21:28 Okay.
21:28 The fact that these two have life in makes me think one of them is the correct one.
21:33 I simply must know about the Killer Bees.
21:37 So even if it's the blue one, which it probably is,
21:39 can you turn over yours, please?
21:41 Yes, thank God.
21:41 I couldn't.
21:43 I couldn't know that one.
21:43 Now, Jon, would you like to bank?
21:45 I'm thinking about it.
21:46 Yeah, my metagaming is it's one of you two.
21:49 So Delinquents or The Good Time Boys.
21:52 There's such a Sullivan thing to say, but...
21:55 The Good Time Boys.
21:56 You did do 12 years of acting, so...
21:58 Did do it.
21:59 12 years of acting?
22:00 Not training.
22:00 But he didn't use his hands.
22:01 You've had your 12 years of acting.
22:02 He didn't use his hands.
22:03 That's true.
22:04 All right.
22:04 Good Time Boys.
22:05 Flip your thing.
22:05 That would mean I'm not acting, Jon.
22:08 That's right.
22:09 You're not acting, you're not acting.
22:10 Don't you dare flip that thing.
22:11 Ollie, flip yours, please.
22:13 Delinquents.
22:13 What, you're going to actually change it based on...
22:15 It's called a bit, Ollie.
22:17 Look it up.
22:17 All right, that's two.
22:21 I simply must know about The Good Time Boys.
22:25 Flip it over, will you please?
22:26 Yes.
22:26 All right, so Word Life or Thug Life.
22:29 I mean, Word Life is so good.
22:32 Imagine a bunch of wrestlers calling themselves Word Life.
22:35 But then wrestling's insane, so that could very much be true.
22:38 It sure is.
22:39 Now, the safe thing to do here is to bank.
22:41 Do you want to consult with your financial advisor?
22:42 Yeah.
22:42 So, I'm really hoping to get a mortgage soon.
22:47 I'm going to put down a house.
22:48 I've got three, which I think in this economy is probably going to get me a mid-sized terraced house.
22:53 Yeah, you can't.
22:53 Well, if you're lucky.
22:54 In zone five.
22:54 So...
22:55 I think you want to go.
22:57 Go what?
22:58 Go for it.
22:59 Go for it?
22:59 Which one should I go for?
23:00 Not banking.
23:02 Yeah, but which of these two?
23:03 Oh, I can't.
23:04 I can't.
23:04 Oh, coward.
23:06 No, fair enough.
23:07 That's my financial advice.
23:09 Yeah, no, that's fair.
23:10 Thug Life or Word Life?
23:13 Thug Life or Word Life?
23:15 Now, Word Life is objectively the stupider of the two.
23:18 Now, does that make it more likely or less likely?
23:20 You could say.
23:21 Well, you could say.
23:23 Good.
23:24 You could, will you?
23:25 I'm not going to.
23:26 No, okay, fair enough.
23:26 Now, that's wise.
23:27 That would ruin the game.
23:28 Yeah, wouldn't be any content if I did say that.
23:32 Okay.
23:37 Oh, I'm sorry, I know we need to move, but Thug Life is so believable.
23:41 But if I knew what era these guys were knocking about,
23:44 which obviously I do because I'm a pro wrestling fan,
23:47 then it would be so much easier
23:48 because that feels like a very early noughties thing to do,
23:50 or maybe late nineties.
23:51 All right, flip over Thug Life.
23:56 I think it's Word Life.
23:57 No!
23:58 I was right.
24:00 It was too stupid to be true.
24:01 More points for Pete.
24:03 You say that.
24:03 Word Life is a wrestling thing, which is why I thought of it.
24:06 Of course it is.
24:08 John Cena used to, that was his theme song.
24:11 Word Life, this is basic Thuganomics, is what he used to say.
24:14 So it wasn't Thug Life.
24:15 No, it was part of his theme song.
24:16 He had a degree in it.
24:18 Yeah, he had a degree in basic Thuganomics.
24:21 He's a doctor of Thuganomics.
24:23 Stop saying this like this is real, you sound insane.
24:26 You're all like, he's got a degree in it, like that's a real thing.
24:28 It took him 12 years.
24:34 You have to keep retaking basic Thuggery again and again.
24:36 Oh, shit.
24:39 I mean, well done.
24:41 Of course I should have picked Word Life.
24:43 What an idiot.
24:44 Oh, goddamn Pete.
24:45 Pete, we're never going to get Pete now.
24:47 This is like playing with Scrooge McDuck over here.
24:49 Best we all unite to take Pete down.
24:52 Yeah.
24:52 It's us versus Pete.
24:54 I'm just telling you which one the liar is.
24:56 I only did it because it was you that was reading the question,
25:00 you wouldn't know that Word Life was a thing.
25:02 Damn it!
25:04 Good metagaming though.
25:05 Yeah, very good.
25:06 Yeah, I literally, I got hung up.
25:07 I was like Thuganomics, Word Life, Thuganomics, Word Life, pick one.
25:10 And I just panicked.
25:11 Went, well, I've got to come up with something else.
25:13 I have no time to think of anything.
25:15 The delinquents.
25:16 Going first as a liar is really hard.
25:18 I felt like that would be a lame indie name.
25:21 I was going to say Team Wreck, which is what they were called in WWE.
25:25 But I thought there's every chance you might know that, so I didn't.
25:29 Oh, I didn't.
25:29 You never need to worry about that.
25:32 There was no chance because I didn't know.
25:34 Yeah, me neither.
25:35 Now hold on, Salah.
25:36 You're talking, I've got 12 years of wrestling under my belt.
25:40 Okay, has everyone seen their fish?
25:41 Yes.
25:42 Seen the colour?
25:43 Yes.
25:43 Yes.
25:43 Thank you very much.
25:44 Everyone ready?
25:45 Yes.
25:45 John Cena had an odd pre-show ritual while working for WWE.
25:51 What was it?
25:52 Eating Tic Tacs.
25:56 Touching the knees of his opponents.
26:01 Used to rap to himself in the mirror.
26:03 Having a sit-down wee.
26:06 Nothing wrong with that.
26:12 It's a choice.
26:14 Cry in the shower.
26:16 I'm going to say sit-down wee against turnover right away.
26:24 That's why it's called sit-down John Wiener.
26:26 Oh, John Wiener.
26:29 They called him John Wiener for a reason, right?
26:30 Sit-down John Wiener.
26:31 That name doesn't come from nowhere.
26:33 Stand up, John Wiener.
26:34 We all know that.
26:35 Listen, I'm just giving you a second chance before you put your vote in.
26:39 What, you've seen the bluest fish you've ever seen?
26:41 Bank!
26:43 Oh, God.
26:43 Well, you nearly banked zero there.
26:47 All right, I'm going to put this here so you can see the pile of gold.
26:51 That's what you're on right now.
26:52 This is the loot, the loot you might be claiming.
26:55 So yours was crying in the shower.
26:57 Yeah.
26:58 John Cena is a hero.
27:01 Not that crying in the shower is bad.
27:02 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
27:03 I don't think he'd do that before he goes out.
27:05 What, so if I cry in the shower, I'm not your hero?
27:07 Is that what you're saying?
27:08 Is that what you're saying?
27:10 If we all cried in the shower, you'd be like, "Oh, I don't respect that guy."
27:16 Because he weeps in the shower on a daily...
27:18 You think, for example, if I hypothetically did that every day, I wouldn't be your hero.
27:22 Is that what you're saying?
27:25 I don't know if that part would stop you being my hero.
27:28 Sounds like that's exactly what would stop you becoming a hero.
27:31 Complete bullshit.
27:34 The problem there, John, is that that requires Cena to have human emotions,
27:37 which I don't think he has.
27:38 Which in that era of WWE was just focused on winning.
27:43 Yeah, if he cried, it would break all the circuits in his face.
27:46 He has way too much self-belief.
27:48 John can't see in the shower because he's crying.
27:50 So not the water on his face from the shower.
27:54 He can't see me.
27:55 No, in the shower.
27:55 Could I have the remaining three, please, from Luke to...
27:59 Yes.
28:00 He would eat Tic Tacs.
28:02 He would touch his opponent's knees.
28:04 He would rap to himself in the mirror.
28:06 These are difficult.
28:09 Yeah, my name's John Cena and I'm here to say...
28:11 John Cena's...
28:12 ...getting the WrestleScenes guys in a different way.
28:13 Rap to himself is very possible, but this says, "Odd pre-show ritual."
28:18 But rapping is part of his character.
28:20 Oh, I'm sorry.
28:20 Crying in the shower was odd.
28:22 And you brought it out.
28:23 Something he ever integrated on screen.
28:25 You don't know enough about wrestling to know that was true, all right?
28:28 He is not the doctor of cryonomics.
28:30 He would need to do another couple of years.
28:34 He's a doctor of cryogenics, damn it.
28:36 They're very different fields.
28:38 Hustle, loyalty, cry in the shower.
28:40 I don't know what that...
28:42 That's his catchphrase.
28:44 Hustle, loyalty, cry in the shower.
28:46 That's where I got it from.
28:48 Come on.
28:49 Hustle, loyalty, sit down with.
28:52 Sit down, John Weiner.
28:54 Sit down, John Weiner.
28:55 I think it's two on the nose.
28:56 I'm gonna ask Pete to flip his.
28:59 Not gonna bank.
29:02 You could still bank.
29:02 I'm going for it.
29:03 And another coin joins the potential collection.
29:09 Now, as your financial advisor, I know you look into my house and so forth.
29:13 There's three coins on the pile here.
29:14 I would advise you to get as much cash as you can.
29:17 When rates are going up, you're in trouble.
29:19 Yeah.
29:19 You need that.
29:20 You need to get on the property that day.
29:21 I'm gonna hit my death spiral now.
29:22 Okay.
29:23 Can't tell you which one.
29:25 Something about touching the opponent's knees.
29:27 John Cena's.
29:28 John Cena's.
29:30 John Nina.
29:31 John Nina's right there.
29:32 Knees, knees, knees.
29:35 Oh, that's really good.
29:36 That's so good.
29:39 The killer knees.
29:40 I think eating Tic Tacs isn't that weird.
29:44 That's like a basic, I'm gonna be in a very close quarters performance.
29:48 I'll have nice breath.
29:51 Flip it Luke.
29:53 Hand in your wrestling card, please.
29:58 I can't believe you criticised Cry In The Shower.
30:00 Oh, eating Tic Tacs isn't weird.
30:02 It's fucking weird.
30:03 He's got three boxes of them.
30:05 Right? That's what it said on the thing.
30:07 But what? They had that much detail.
30:08 Several boxes of Tic Tacs.
30:09 Several boxes of Tic Tacs.
30:11 It's fine.
30:11 That is quite different from what I've heard.
30:15 But that's so much weirder than eat Tic Tacs.
30:17 Yes, it is.
30:18 I took that as eat one Tic Tac.
30:20 I think it's Tic Tacs.
30:20 He did say Tic Tacs.
30:22 I actually, I'm with you here.
30:23 I think eating Tic Tacs is not weird.
30:25 Eating several boxes of fucking weird Tic Tacs.
30:28 Sounds fishy means you can paraphrase and you did that.
30:30 I think there's paraphrasing and there's changing the answer.
30:33 I actually, yeah, I do.
30:35 I mean, this happened now, but I do think that the spirit of the rules.
30:38 I agree.
30:39 No, no, no.
30:39 As your financial advisor, you can't have it.
30:42 But I think, yeah, I'm with you on that one.
30:45 I think eating several boxes.
30:47 Moral victory goes to Ollie Day.
30:48 Yes.
30:49 You know a lot about that, don't you?
30:50 Spicy.
30:52 Yeah.
30:53 Also, you can't-
30:54 I haven't let go.
30:55 Also, you can't buy a house-
30:56 You can't buy a house with moral victory.
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31:35 Bang, bang, bang.
31:36 These stupid bees refuse.
31:38 I killed them.
31:39 That is going to do it for this episode of No Holds Barred, where we played Sounds Fishy.
31:43 Thank you so much for watching.
31:44 We'll be back next week for another episode where we're going to be playing Codenames.
31:49 Join us next week for that.
31:50 If you haven't yet, please subscribe to the channel.
31:52 Thank you, Ollie, John, Sullivan, Luke and Holly for joining us.
31:55 Jam that jam.
31:56 What else on here could link up with dancing?
32:00 Dancing test.
32:05 No, Charlotte.
32:07 She doesn't dance.
32:07 She doesn't even sell.
32:09 Authority.