Three Rounds with Tiffany Pollard
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00:00 So you're obviously the HBIC.
00:02 Do I have what it takes to be the co-f*ckin'-charge?
00:05 - No, you do not, a-lux.
00:08 You have more than what it takes.
00:10 - Thank you so much.
00:12 - Not the co, but the HBIC.
00:16 I'm passing my baton to you.
00:18 (gasps)
00:19 - Oh, it's over for you, b*tches.
00:21 - I'm saluting you.
00:22 - Cheers to that.
00:22 - You know how to treat me.
00:24 - Yes.
00:25 - I trust you with the legacy, darling.
00:27 (upbeat music)
00:30 - Hey everyone, I'm Alexis Wilson,
00:40 and today I have the pleasure of enjoying three rounds
00:42 with the Tiffany Pollard, aka New York, aka the HBIC,
00:47 drinking exclusively rosé at the request of Miss Pollard.
00:51 So grab your corkscrew,
00:52 because we are about to sip and swirl our way
00:54 through over 15 years of iconic reality TV herstory.
00:58 (upbeat music)
01:00 When did this start, by the way,
01:04 this rosé journey that you're on?
01:07 - It's been a love affair since birth.
01:09 I was born an alcoholic.
01:11 I mean, put it in my bottle,
01:13 if it can get down my throat, I want it.
01:15 I'm just playing.
01:16 But I did use to sneak beer to school in junior high.
01:19 (laughs)
01:20 - Oh.
01:21 - You pour it in the little apple juice cups they give you.
01:24 You drink the apple juice down and pour the beer in there.
01:26 - You were pouring beer into Martinelli's.
01:28 - Oh yeah.
01:29 - Today we're drinking, is it fruit forward?
01:30 - One.
01:31 - Sounds passionate.
01:32 - Yes.
01:33 - Shall we?
01:34 - Oh, it smells really delectable.
01:35 - Oh, it does smell good.
01:36 - Cheers. - Cheers.
01:38 - Where's the alcohol?
01:42 'Cause that is smooth as hell.
01:44 - It is.
01:44 - Wow.
01:45 - I think we're being set up.
01:46 - I love that.
01:47 (laughs)
01:48 - Mm-mm.
01:49 - That's expensive.
01:51 (laughs)
01:51 - So we've known you as New York since Flavor Bluff
01:55 and you're obviously on a show called House of Villains.
01:56 - Yeah.
01:57 - At what point did you decide to lean into that
01:59 villain persona and just own it?
02:01 - Well Alexis, I didn't even know that I was deemed a villain
02:05 until like, no, they said, "Tiff, no, you are totally
02:08 "a villain, if not a super villain."
02:11 So I'm like, okay, well I will take that with stride.
02:14 And I leaned into it and I leaned into it good.
02:17 The original HBIC is hand (beep)
02:22 - So you are competing against Omarosa.
02:28 - Yes.
02:29 - Who actually made an appearance in season one
02:31 of I Live New York.
02:33 - Yes, yes.
02:33 And she was so thrilled to be there and help me
02:36 with my gentlemen.
02:38 And like, as soon as I saw her, she brought it up.
02:40 She told all the villains in the house,
02:42 I worked with Tiffany before on her show.
02:46 So it was nice to just see her kind of tilt
02:49 her villainous hat toward me and not come off as,
02:52 you know, that kind of way.
02:54 - Well, fine, I'll be doing that in the office tomorrow,
02:55 just so you know.
02:56 - What?
02:57 - I will leave.
02:58 - Will you really?
02:59 - I will work, I did work with New York.
03:00 - I love that, okay.
03:00 - It's over for them.
03:02 - What is the status of your relationship with Omarosa now?
03:05 How often do you guys talk or get together?
03:08 - Well, I better be good.
03:09 (laughing)
03:11 I mean, we've lived with each other in the house of villains
03:15 so our status may have changed.
03:17 I mean, I haven't spoken to her
03:19 and she hasn't texted me since I called her what I called her.
03:24 Do I repeat what I called her?
03:25 - Sure.
03:26 - I mean, at the time she made me call her,
03:30 what did I call her?
03:32 Did I call her a (beep) sucking (beep)
03:35 guzzling Republican (beep)
03:37 Get out of my face, you (beep) sucking (beep)
03:39 guzzling Republican (beep)
03:41 Yeah, she hasn't texted me since then, Alexis.
03:43 - That's so weird.
03:44 - All right, so you made Jax Taylor,
03:47 the number one guy in the Vanderpump Rules group, cry.
03:49 - I'm the number one guy in this group.
03:51 - How often do you make grown men cry?
03:52 - Well, you know, my fiance has the most
03:55 beautifulest brown eyes ever
03:57 and I have to say, I've made him cry a couple of times
04:00 but he's still with me.
04:03 I mean, crying is not so bad.
04:05 It's a way to get rid of extra sodium.
04:07 So when you think about it,
04:08 it's good to keep me around. - You're helping him out.
04:10 - I try.
04:11 - See, Jared, you're welcome.
04:13 I make Jared cry all the time.
04:14 He should be thanking you.
04:15 - All right, so despite the fact that New York
04:17 has given us countless memes and just quotable moments,
04:21 there's still only so much that we know
04:22 about Tiffany Pollard as a person.
04:24 How do you decide what you keep private
04:27 versus what you share?
04:30 - Well, you know, I'm not really
04:33 an attention-seeking type of energy.
04:36 I think that because I'm a Capricorn, I'm very, very guarded.
04:40 Like, you know, you've probably seen me on television
04:43 or you've seen me in do countless reality shows,
04:45 but like the Tiffany that I am,
04:48 oh my goodness, I'm such an introvert.
04:50 Like, I love to stay at home and do online shopping
04:54 and have my groceries delivered to my front door.
04:57 My life is just so closed and so private.
05:00 And I love that for me.
05:01 Like, it feels right.
05:02 Because I'm not gonna lie, Alexis,
05:04 I used to suffer from anxiety
05:06 because when I first started out,
05:07 people used to just run up on me in the grocery store.
05:10 Now I'm just like, no, I get to call this how I want it.
05:13 So I love to live a private life.
05:15 - Okay, I love that.
05:17 If you had to give Flavor of Love-esque nickname
05:19 to your House of Villains castmates,
05:21 do you have any thought about that?
05:22 Do you have any in mind?
05:23 - Ooh, well, these won't be loving names.
05:25 No.
05:27 Omarosa, she's gonna be a pot of poison
05:31 because we don't want none of that junk
05:33 that's in her trunk.
05:34 Well, my roommate, Corinne, I'm gonna call her Sugar.
05:39 Sugar is spice in everything deadly
05:41 because don't let that blonde hair or the smile fool you
05:44 because she can really stab you in the back.
05:47 - Yeah, let it out.
05:49 - Johnny Fairplay, Fairplay.
05:51 Oh my goodness, he is such a wannabe villain.
05:54 He's a wannabe.
05:55 Jax is so hot.
05:57 Oh, dear, I love that.
05:58 - I was actually embarrassed.
06:00 I told my sister, I was like, he looks so good.
06:02 She's like, ew, it's that evil-ish grin thing he has going on.
06:05 Yeah, there's an episode of Vanderpump Rules
06:07 where he takes off his cardigan in the parking lot
06:10 of like a Chili's or something.
06:11 - You wanna go, mother (beep)
06:13 You wanna go?
06:14 - And for whatever reason, that was what I was like.
06:16 - He could definitely play that Lucifer character.
06:19 You know that show?
06:20 - Yes.
06:20 - When that guy gets tired of playing the character,
06:22 they should call Jax.
06:23 - Totally call him.
06:25 - Speaking of, so we have a game of unclothed,
06:27 betrothed, or loathed.
06:28 And your options are Jax, Taylor, Johnny Bananas, or Omarosa.
06:33 I do have pictures for her.
06:34 I just think she forgot.
06:35 (laughing)
06:36 - Oh, there's those evil people.
06:39 Do I know these definitions?
06:41 Did I pay attention to school long enough?
06:43 I'm betrothed below, below.
06:44 I'm gonna marry the man that looks like he has good credit.
06:48 Looks like that, you know, he can bail me out of jail
06:50 if something bad happens to me.
06:53 You know what?
06:54 I'm gonna go ahead and marry Jax.
06:56 (bell dings)
06:57 - Sure.
06:58 - All right, so for the one night stand,
07:00 you know I love it mushy and gushy
07:02 and let it run all down my mouth.
07:04 I'm gonna sleep with Omarosa.
07:07 I mean, I love a warm peach.
07:09 And what's the third thing I have to do?
07:11 - Kill.
07:12 - Oh gosh, bye Johnny Bananas.
07:14 I wanted to kill you from the start.
07:16 So that makes perfect sense, yeah.
07:18 - Well on that note, that wraps up round one.
07:20 Cheers.
07:21 - Cheers, my lady.
07:22 - Cheers.
07:23 - Bottoms up.
07:24 - Woo, yeah, there's like, there's no alcohol.
07:29 - There's no kickback whatsoever.
07:31 - I think they ate.
07:32 - If you're going down my throat,
07:33 I want a little bit of kickback, sir.
07:35 (upbeat music)
07:38 - Welcome back to round two.
07:42 We are drinking a French Rose.
07:44 Tiffany, how do you feel about French Rose?
07:46 - I feel like my brain cells are either dying or arriving.
07:50 I don't know, but I feel very tipsy.
07:52 - Well, we into the...
07:54 (both laughing)
07:55 - Thank you, Alexis.
07:56 - I'll take that.
07:57 - You like it?
08:00 Oh my God, this is good.
08:01 I like that.
08:02 - There's definitely more kickback than the last one.
08:03 - It definitely, it's a little, yeah, it's a little rowdier.
08:06 - Yeah.
08:07 - Oh, I love that rowdier.
08:08 - That's exactly what she is.
08:10 - All right, so once you started filming "Flavor of Love,"
08:13 you got the nickname New York.
08:15 - This girl is kind of mad crazy, man.
08:17 New York.
08:21 - Was it easy for you to transition into New York?
08:24 Like, did you go into it like,
08:25 I'm gonna make herstory today?
08:27 - No, Alexis, I (beep) hated it.
08:30 I'm like, why is he calling me New York?
08:32 You're giving this one the name of Bubbles and Delicious
08:35 and all these sexual names.
08:36 But as soon as I told him I was from upstate New York,
08:38 he goes, "Oh, I'm just gonna call you New York."
08:40 I thought it was so boring and bland until I walked into it.
08:44 And then after a while, everybody remembered my name
08:46 and it was like, no, New York stands for the bright lights,
08:49 the city, you know, your energy and how you deliver.
08:52 So then it made sense.
08:53 But I didn't love it right away 'cause I didn't get it.
08:55 I wanted him to call me like, Snickums or something.
08:58 - I see you as a Snickums for sure.
09:01 - Call me like that.
09:03 - So you were discovered for Flavor of Love
09:05 while walking down Hollywood Boulevard.
09:07 At the time, I think you were a fashion buyer.
09:09 - Oh my goodness.
09:10 Alexis, you did your research, girl.
09:13 Yes, that story, I will never forget it.
09:16 The guy's name was Terrence Martin.
09:19 He walked me into the store and was like,
09:20 "Are you single? Are you single? Are you single?
09:22 You'd be perfect for a show."
09:23 I thought he was hitting on me.
09:24 He was not my type, so I said, "No,
09:27 I don't wanna give you my information."
09:30 But he said, "Trust me, give me your information."
09:33 Gave him my phone number, the rest was history.
09:35 It wasn't for Terrence Martin.
09:39 I don't think America would know me today.
09:41 - America would be over.
09:42 I don't know if you're aware,
09:44 we actually would have died out decades.
09:46 You'd just been carrying the country on your back.
09:48 So you've been spat on on national television.
09:51 - Slap me.
09:52 (beep)
09:54 You mother (beep)
09:59 You put your mother (beep) hairs on me.
10:01 Did you see that (beep) spit in my mother (beep) face?
10:05 - That stink breath bitch.
10:07 - When I say that spit landed in my wig at the time,
10:11 and this is when I couldn't afford good hair, girl.
10:14 I was just scrubbing and scrubbing.
10:16 It would not go anywhere.
10:17 I even got a Brillo pad after it.
10:20 It would not, the stench was just out of control.
10:23 - VH1 didn't expense like a hazmat?
10:24 - No, I still might stink from it.
10:27 Don't get too close.
10:28 Like yeah, that's how bad it was.
10:30 - So you've had a lot of memorable moments since then.
10:32 Is it fair to say that she's still your most hated co-star
10:35 or has someone taken that place?
10:37 - Well, I have to say this, Alexis.
10:41 I'm 41 years old.
10:42 And when I got spat on, I want to say I was 23 years old.
10:46 So I don't have any hate in my heart toward Pumpkin.
10:50 But if I saw her, would I stand on her tongue
10:53 so she couldn't produce any more spit and saliva?
10:58 Yeah, I would.
10:59 But that wouldn't mean I hate her.
11:00 I just--
11:01 - You'd be doing a public service.
11:02 - Rip some of her tongue away.
11:03 - Yeah.
11:04 - That's it.
11:05 - I think that's a fair trade, honestly.
11:06 Bye, Pumpkin.
11:07 - Bye, Pumpkin.
11:08 - Do you keep in touch with any of your old co-stars?
11:11 - I don't, but I do say this.
11:14 I don't know if you guys remember Red Oyster.
11:16 I hooked her up with a man
11:19 and she's still with him to this day.
11:21 Yes.
11:22 Do you remember Tek from "Real World"?
11:25 - Yeah.
11:26 - "Real World" Hawaii.
11:28 Her and Tek are a couple
11:29 and they've been together for 10 years.
11:31 And I hooked that all the way up.
11:32 - Oh my God, you should be the new millionaire matchmaker.
11:35 - Well, they better pay me.
11:36 - Andy Cohen?
11:37 - Yeah, well--
11:38 - Get your checkbook out.
11:39 (laughing)
11:40 Be serious.
11:41 - Well, Tek better pay me.
11:43 - Yeah.
11:44 Somebody open your wallet for Miss Pollard, please.
11:47 I do feel like you're kind of why I'm single.
11:49 They gave you some real duds on "I Love New York."
11:52 And you gave us so many dating rules and guidelines,
11:56 those of us who were watching.
11:58 - No, Alexis, you're lying.
11:59 You're not single, are you?
12:00 - I am.
12:01 - Are you on any dating apps at the moment?
12:03 - I'm on every dating app.
12:04 - Nice, nice.
12:05 - Yeah.
12:06 - But you obviously, you know what you want.
12:09 - Yeah.
12:10 - And you're not gonna settle.
12:11 - Not at all.
12:12 - You don't seem like a settler to me.
12:13 - No.
12:14 - Yeah.
12:15 - But do you happen to know any men,
12:17 maybe above five, eight, with a good credit score?
12:21 Does he have to be under the age of 70?
12:23 - Oh, absolutely not.
12:24 - Oh my goodness.
12:26 - Yeah, I, honey, yeah.
12:28 - You love a good silver fox?
12:29 - Yeah.
12:30 - I know a few bankers.
12:32 - Oh, thank God.
12:33 Well, actually, you don't need to do this anymore.
12:34 - No, seriously, this is her last day at work.
12:37 - I'm cleaning out my desk tomorrow
12:38 and you (beep) will never see me again, all right?
12:40 - But I love the headband.
12:42 Hello, that's saying a lot.
12:43 That's rapid.
12:44 - Did you wear that for me today, sweetie?
12:46 - Of course.
12:46 - Oh gosh, you just stole my heart.
12:49 - Don't worry, I expensed it.
12:50 Make notes.
12:51 (beep)
12:52 Eat your hearts out, hoes.
12:53 - Do that.
12:54 Thank you for that.
12:56 What is the worst piece of dating advice
12:57 sister Patterson has ever given you?
13:00 - Oh my gosh.
13:01 Well, my mother is one of those,
13:03 it don't matter what size he is,
13:06 as long as he can take care of you.
13:08 No, because he has to be packing some heavy girth
13:12 or else I'm gonna be sleeping with his best friends
13:14 and maybe his father.
13:15 - Sometimes you do have to go straight to the father.
13:18 (both laughing)
13:19 So you have been gracing our television screens
13:21 for over 15 years,
13:22 which is more than enough to fill a biopic.
13:26 Who do you think should play you?
13:29 - Well, after too many face lifts
13:32 and lots and lots of vitamin C and a little bit of Botox,
13:36 I want Jamie Lee Curtis to play me.
13:39 I want Meryl Streep to play me.
13:42 - They should have to fight for it.
13:43 - Yeah.
13:44 Why then?
13:45 It's because they're heavyweights in the game.
13:47 - My cheekbones aren't sharp enough for Angela Bassett,
13:50 but she would be...
13:51 - I feel like we could still get that.
13:53 - Really?
13:53 We could fill her in a little bit, right?
13:55 - Yeah, why?
13:56 - Well, I would love Angela Bassett or Oprah
13:58 or somebody that can cry and screw a lot
14:02 to be the HBIC.
14:06 - This game came to me.
14:08 It is inspired by hottie.
14:10 - You guys are just jealous
14:11 because all of my friends that know me
14:12 tell me that I remind them of Beyonce.
14:13 So you can all...
14:14 (all screaming)
14:17 Are you out of your mind?
14:19 Beyonce, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
14:21 I'm so sorry that a lovely ass (beep)
14:24 would even say that.
14:26 Oh my God, are you insane?
14:28 Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce.
14:31 You know who you really look like?
14:33 You (beep) look like Luna Vandross.
14:36 - Hottie does not get enough credit.
14:38 This (beep) is a raw chicken
14:41 and served with raw chicken.
14:42 - She shattered glass ceilings, I'll tell you that much.
14:45 - So we are gonna play a game called
14:46 hottie, Beyonce or Luther Vandross.
14:49 - Oh gosh, can't wait to see this.
14:52 - Okay, so here's the first one.
14:54 (laughing)
14:56 - That's hottie.
14:58 - Okay, yeah it is.
14:59 (bell dinging)
15:00 (laughing)
15:02 - This one?
15:05 - That's definitely Beyonce.
15:09 (bell dinging)
15:10 - You're really good at this.
15:11 - I am.
15:12 - Jarrett, were you cheating again?
15:13 - I'm feeding her answers through the earpiece.
15:15 - Ooh, this is close, but see what I'm gonna look at
15:18 is eye line.
15:20 I'm gonna look at precision.
15:21 Ooh, you made it hard, but I'm gonna say (beep)
15:25 Is that Beyonce?
15:27 Oh (beep) it's hottie, ain't it?
15:30 - It's Beyonce.
15:31 See, I always knew she looked like Beyonce.
15:33 - Okay, it is.
15:34 - I thought you were a little harsh with that.
15:36 I could see, I saw her vision.
15:37 - Hottie, you were onto something, girl.
15:39 You have Alexis's vote, not mine,
15:41 but Alexis is in your corner.
15:43 (laughing)
15:45 - That's hottie.
15:46 (bell dinging)
15:47 - Beyonce's collar is not gonna sit out that way.
15:51 (laughing)
15:53 - That's gonna be hottie's wrist.
15:56 (laughing)
15:56 - You're going to hell 'cause I just lose her backdrops.
15:59 (laughing)
16:02 - My bad.
16:03 (laughing)
16:06 - That's hottie.
16:07 (bell dinging)
16:08 Beyonce would not have that kind of frizz in her hair.
16:11 - That's tea.
16:12 And I appreciate that you're--
16:13 - I know frizz.
16:13 Well, look at me, hello.
16:16 I'm melting at the moment.
16:17 (laughing)
16:19 Well, hey, listen, when there are no hair plugs visible
16:24 and that lace is laid like that where you can't even detect,
16:27 that's Beyonce.
16:28 (bell dinging)
16:29 - Tiffany, you're pissing me off.
16:30 - I know, I know, I'm too good for it.
16:32 Yeah.
16:33 - All right, this is the last one.
16:35 - Now that is hard.
16:37 And I hate how hard that is
16:40 because the eyes really are throwing me off right now.
16:45 I'm going to have to guess and say,
16:47 drum roll, that has to be hottie.
16:51 - So that one, I did actually cheat a little bit.
16:53 - Okay, what did you do to me, Alexis?
16:56 - That is Patti LaBelle with a bob.
16:58 (laughing)
17:00 Well, when I searched Getty Images,
17:03 I searched Luther Vandross and she popped up.
17:05 (laughing)
17:07 I had no choice.
17:08 - Oh my God.
17:09 - I love Patti LaBelle.
17:10 - I love her too.
17:11 - Well, that's round two.
17:13 - If I finish this,
17:18 round three is going to be so (beep) dangerous.
17:21 - Yeah, that's the point.
17:23 I need the raise.
17:24 All right, just try to go.
17:26 - Ally.
17:27 (upbeat music)
17:30 - You're back with round three with a sparkling rosé.
17:36 All right, are you ready?
17:38 - Yes.
17:39 - When you say sparkling, yeah.
17:42 - Dazzling.
17:43 (laughing)
17:45 - All right, so you've said time and time again
17:46 that you are a huge proponent of plastic surgery.
17:49 - Oh yeah.
17:50 - Who has your favorite celebrity nose job?
17:52 - Oh my goodness, who doesn't?
17:54 Well, people lie about having work done.
17:56 - Yeah.
17:57 - So I really don't know who to say has a nose job
18:01 or who doesn't.
18:02 - I'll say.
18:02 I'm going to tell you yours.
18:03 - I would love for you to fill me in.
18:04 - Okay, so up top we have Blake Lively.
18:07 Then we have Kelly Rowland.
18:09 - Okay.
18:10 - Then Emma Stone and then Ashley Simpson.
18:12 - All right, well, Kelly always had a great nose
18:16 to begin with. - Gorgeous, yes.
18:17 - These are all shave downs.
18:20 Those are not nose jobs.
18:21 No, (beep) that.
18:22 You gotta get snatched, pulled,
18:25 and cartilage tooken out of your rib.
18:27 - Oh.
18:28 - Like I did twice for my nose.
18:31 - Well.
18:32 - So them (beep) had it easy.
18:34 I had to lay down and get my ribs removed
18:36 to get it down the bone of my nose.
18:39 (laughing)
18:40 - Speaking of cosmetic procedures,
18:42 what are your thoughts on "House of Villain" host
18:44 Joel McHale's hair plugs?
18:46 - You know, I really hated that for him
18:49 that people said he had plugs
18:52 because had they not announced his plugs,
18:56 they didn't precede him.
18:57 I didn't know that they were plugs.
18:59 His hairline looks so natural.
19:01 Good for him.
19:02 Joel, the plugs are working.
19:05 - You go, Joel.
19:06 - I did not even know that they were fake.
19:08 And this is someone who wears lace front wigs,
19:10 quick weaves, you name it, I bought it.
19:13 - So in 2018, Rihanna commented on your Instagram posts
19:17 after you said that you weren't gonna be
19:18 on US Celebrity Big Brother.
19:20 - Yeah.
19:21 - What is she like?
19:22 Do you guys have like girls nights?
19:23 Can I come to the next one?
19:25 (laughing)
19:26 To be honest, it's serious.
19:27 - Well, I mean, listen, Alexis,
19:30 she'll probably book with you quicker
19:32 than she would with him.
19:33 I mean, she's busy.
19:34 She's got the husband now and the babies
19:37 and I'm just loving that for her.
19:40 So she's super plugged in with that.
19:42 But does she salute and have the utmost respect
19:46 for the HBIC?
19:47 Yes.
19:49 And I love that.
19:50 See, those are the type of accolades you need
19:53 to propel you and keep you going.
19:56 - That's true.
19:56 - When I have eh, eh, eh, Rihanna on my side,
20:01 I know all is right with the world.
20:03 - Riri, you can do no wrong.
20:05 - Not at all.
20:06 I've pulled some of your most iconic lines
20:08 and I wanna see if you can guess
20:09 who you said them to or about.
20:12 And if you can guess correctly, I'll take a sip.
20:15 If not, you will take a sip.
20:17 - You're going down, girl.
20:19 'Cause I could remember this.
20:20 - I think you're right.
20:21 - I hope so.
20:22 - Okay.
20:23 - This is me acting confident right now.
20:24 - Yeah, that's all it needs.
20:26 - Such an act.
20:27 - Okay, so somebody told her that she was fly, hot and sexy.
20:31 She's nothing like that.
20:32 She's nothing of the sort.
20:33 - I hope you're ready to wet your whistle, Miss Alexa.
20:36 - That one was easy.
20:37 - Gemma Collins.
20:39 - Somebody lied to her several times
20:42 and told her that she was fly, hot and sexy and beautiful.
20:46 And she's nothing like that.
20:48 She's nothing of the sort.
20:49 (laughing)
20:51 - Do you, have you spoken to her recently?
20:53 - No.
20:55 But you know what?
20:55 She's such a sweet individual.
20:58 - We need a reunion.
20:59 - She wants to send me more shoes.
21:01 - Okay.
21:01 - I have my money up for that.
21:03 But I have to pick mine.
21:04 - They should like reboot "The Simple Life"
21:04 with just you and Gemma.
21:06 - Oh gosh.
21:07 The ratings on that?
21:08 - Honey, the Emmys.
21:09 - Only if you come along.
21:10 - Oh yeah.
21:11 - You just set it up.
21:12 You're the one that just booked it.
21:13 - Oh, absolutely.
21:14 Okay.
21:15 Ooh, you look like a fairy princess
21:16 that resides over the pits of hell.
21:18 - This is so easy.
21:22 I'm gonna say I set that to, oh gosh.
21:26 Oh my gosh.
21:27 Her name is, oh gosh.
21:30 Oh, this is not right.
21:31 Why do you make us drink while we're thinking?
21:34 Oh gosh, what was her name?
21:36 Buckwild.
21:37 - Yeah, fine.
21:38 (laughing)
21:41 - You look like a fairy princess
21:43 that resides over the pits of hell.
21:46 - I saw Jared sign that to you when you walked over.
21:50 (laughing)
21:52 - Thank you, Jared.
21:53 - So one of my favorites,
21:54 which I say to Jared all the time,
21:56 good morning, good morning, good morning.
21:58 Not you, you can choke.
21:59 - Oh my goodness.
22:02 That was me.
22:03 Who the hell was I talking to?
22:04 I think I was talking to the whole table.
22:06 Is that fair enough?
22:08 - No.
22:08 - There was somebody in particular I was saying that to?
22:10 - Yes.
22:11 - Pumpkin?
22:13 - Nope, take that sip.
22:15 - Oh gosh, who?
22:17 - It was to Rainn.
22:18 And I believe your logic was you had never met her.
22:21 - Good morning, good morning.
22:23 (laughing)
22:25 Not you, you can choke.
22:29 - I totally said that to Rainn.
22:31 (laughing)
22:33 That's who that was for.
22:34 Thank you, Alexis.
22:36 - You're welcome, anytime.
22:38 She's a cute girl.
22:41 Gorgeous is gonna devour cute.
22:43 - That's easy.
22:44 That is going to be us at a resort
22:46 and I am talking to Goldie.
22:49 - Fine.
22:50 - She's a cute girl, you know, cute next to gorgeous.
22:55 Gorgeous is gonna, you know, devour cute.
22:58 So in the looks department, I definitely, you know,
23:01 I've scored too high for her to catch up.
23:04 - I see you also re-watched all the seasons.
23:07 - I did, it's the best.
23:08 Alexis, I have to live this (beep)
23:10 - That's true.
23:11 I'm upstairs trying to get my beauty sleep
23:13 and all of a sudden I hear this noise
23:15 and it sounds like a fricking cat being strangled.
23:18 You know, at one point I thought my right ear
23:20 was not working correctly
23:22 because that (beep) coming out of that room.
23:25 She's not talented, she's not a songstress.
23:28 - Wow.
23:29 Thank you for that last portion.
23:32 (beep)
23:33 Aha, that's me talking about.
23:36 Oh goodness, okay.
23:41 Her name is Naveh backwards.
23:46 So crazy.
23:50 - Crazy?
23:51 - I hate this job.
23:52 - Yeah.
23:53 - Cool.
23:56 - She's not talented, she's not a songstress.
23:59 (sad music)
24:01 - If it wasn't for the last beat, I would not have known.
24:05 - So I did it to myself.
24:06 - A little something, something, you did.
24:09 - Talked to my therapist about it.
24:09 - Self sabotage.
24:11 I do it all the time though, so don't worry.
24:14 - I never knew in a million years
24:15 that a human can sprout plastic hair.
24:18 - Okay, your producers hate you.
24:20 That's so easy.
24:21 That's me talking about.
24:23 - Maybe they don't hate you.
24:26 - Who the (beep) did I say that to?
24:28 Oh gosh.
24:29 Wait, Delicious's mother.
24:33 How did, you literally are cheating.
24:34 Jerry?
24:35 (laughing)
24:38 - I must say, Delicious's mom, she is an innovator.
24:42 I never knew in a million years
24:45 that a human can sprout plastic hair.
24:50 Is she from another planet?
24:51 I don't know, but there was plastic hair.
24:54 - Well, I fully lost that round.
24:57 Thank you for being here, Tiffany.
24:59 No thank you for remembering seemingly everything
25:02 you ever said out loud.
25:04 - Well, thanks for having me.
25:06 Oh my goodness, Alexis, you made this so much fun for me.
25:09 Alexis, I swear, I would tell you anything, anything.
25:14 You can get the dirt off of anybody.
25:16 (upbeat music)
25:19 (upbeat music)
25:21 (upbeat music)
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