Trophy Wife- Trailer
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 On the very first night I met Peter, I knew what I was getting into.
00:06 You broke your nose in a bar.
00:09 An ex-wife who had him by the...
00:11 Two kids, another ex-wife, and another kid.
00:15 Dad, I can't get this back in.
00:18 It was instant mom.
00:19 Making breakfast.
00:20 Less smoke than yesterday.
00:22 And I almost fit right in.
00:24 So, Hill, you excited for the concert?
00:26 Okay, good talk.
00:28 Goodness, you're so young. You could be a student here.
00:31 Oh, so could you.
00:34 It wasn't going to be an easy ride.
00:36 You're not even a real grown-up.
00:38 Your car is full of garbage and shoes.
00:40 But at least one kid liked me.
00:42 Perhaps if you would just read what he wrote.
00:45 I'm too old for you, she said.
00:47 Her breasts heavy like milky grapefruits.
00:50 Oh my God.
00:52 It's you. Your milky grapefruits.
00:54 These are not grapefruits, okay?
00:56 These are peaches, at most.
00:58 No complaints, not relevant.
01:00 So yeah, I knew what I was getting into.
01:02 Hillary!
01:03 That better not be what I think it is.
01:05 Please don't let my mom find out.
01:07 Hey, the water bottle.
01:23 Now if we can just figure out how to keep the others out.
01:27 You promised to grow up and not marry a child bride.
01:30 I demand an apology.
01:32 Marsha Gay Hardin.
01:35 I think it would be best if you let me handle it from here.
01:38 Sorry. Sorry.
01:39 Bradley Whitford.
01:40 How about bird a puppy today?
01:42 Oh my God!
01:43 Because I killed Jose.
01:44 The gardener?
01:45 The hamster.
01:47 And Mollen Ackerman.
01:49 Hey, what's up, milf?
01:50 Shut up, toolbox.
01:51 Trophy Wife.
01:53 (rock music)
01:55 (rock music)