Regal Studio Presents: My Fake Family (October 15, 2023) | Full Episode
Aired (October 15, 2023): Sino ang malalapitan ni Happy (Miggs Cuaderno) para kumbinsihin ang dream university niya na may pamilya talaga siya at hindi siya nag-iisa sa buhay?
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00:00 [music]
00:07 [music]
00:18 [chatter]
00:35 [chatter]
00:43 [music]
00:46 [chatter]
01:03 [chatter]
01:12 [whistle]
01:14 Silence, please!
01:15 I have an interview for my scholarship.
01:18 Is this compound allowed to be quiet?
01:20 Damn it!
01:22 I told you,
01:23 you're not allowed to be here
01:25 because my compound's profile will be destroyed.
01:27 Okay, I'll fix it.
01:29 Mr. Erning!
01:30 Erna, please.
01:31 Mr. Erning, I told you that outsiders are not allowed here.
01:34 How did you lose it?
01:35 Sir, this is not my house.
01:37 I'm just a customer.
01:38 Oh, I got caught.
01:39 You're so annoying.
01:41 I told you,
01:43 it's hard for him to clean up properly.
01:45 All of you,
01:49 if you don't want to follow my house rules,
01:51 go find someone else to look after.
01:57 [music]
02:01 Our landlord, Happy, is so annoying.
02:04 You think he's a widow?
02:06 He's so annoying.
02:07 He's only 18.
02:08 She doesn't suit her name, Happy.
02:16 She suits her name, Angry.
02:18 Angry, right.
02:19 That's better.
02:20 That's her name.
02:21 Maybe her mom doesn't love her.
02:24 Oh, she doesn't have a mom and dad.
02:27 Oh, my.
02:28 Hello, good evening.
02:49 I know it's night time there in New York.
02:51 Good morning.
02:52 It's also morning here.
02:53 I'm Harold Oscar from Principal Admissions, Manila office.
02:56 I will conduct your interview.
02:58 Let's start.
03:00 By the way,
03:01 you are already fully aware of the requirements to get in?
03:03 Yes, sir.
03:04 All right.
03:06 So, aside from passing the exam and paperwork,
03:08 we will also conduct background check for character reference.
03:12 There should also be documentation and video form of home and family life
03:16 for the board to know what you are as a person.
03:19 Holistic approach.
03:22 Sir, wait.
03:23 Wait.
03:25 Do we need the whole family?
03:27 You don't accept orphans, sir?
03:31 Yes, the child should come from a good family.
03:34 And no, they don't accept orphans.
03:37 As you see, the board is strict on the admission of their students.
03:41 They don't want to have anger issues or emotional attachments
03:44 or unhealed childhood traumas.
03:46 Do you have a problem with that requirement?
03:51 No, sir.
03:52 I have a good upbringing from a loving family.
03:55 They are just in church now.
03:58 Very good.
03:59 Let's start the interview.
04:01 Tita, it's a requirement in the Ivy League that I get in with a whole family.
04:07 We will be here for just one week, Tito.
04:10 They won't accept that because you are not their parent.
04:14 But, since mom and dad passed away,
04:19 my mom is also gone.
04:21 When?
04:23 Where?
04:24 We are not close.
04:25 I am asking you, why are you calling me now?
04:28 I don't know what to do.
04:30 Happy, you can do it.
04:32 Since your parents died when you were 11,
04:35 and you were given that responsibility,
04:38 you have been living alone.
04:40 That's just normal for you.
04:41 Go now. Bye.
04:48 Lala.
04:49 Good morning.
04:51 Outsiders are not allowed here, right?
04:53 Sir Happy, this is my boyfriend.
04:55 Boyfriend.
04:57 I will just put this on the table.
04:59 This is what you get.
05:00 Bye.
05:02 Sorry.
05:06 Sorry.
05:07 Let me do it.
05:08 Let me wash it.
05:09 Let me wash it.
05:10 Go ahead.
05:11 You don't want to wash it?
05:13 Go ahead.
05:14 Lala, look at what you are going through.
05:22 Liars!
05:35 You are all liars!
05:38 Liars!
05:41 Liars!
05:42 Sir Happy.
05:52 Who are they?
05:54 It's us.
05:55 I don't know who you are.
05:58 Get out of here.
06:00 I will call the police.
06:01 Sir, we are your tenants.
06:04 This is Koring,
06:05 this is Erna,
06:06 and this is Chai.
06:07 I told you to leave.
06:09 Now?
06:10 That's not a grace period.
06:11 Let's eat.
06:15 Hello, Sir Happy.
06:19 Hi, Sir Happy.
06:21 Sir, we are here to apologize
06:25 for what happened earlier.
06:27 We brought food for you.
06:31 Why are you eating that?
06:32 It looks like Sir Happy.
06:34 It looks like a dragon's head.
06:35 Why? Is it finished?
06:38 Sorry, but you have violated my rules.
06:41 There are other tenants
06:42 who can replace you.
06:44 Sir, hold this.
06:48 Sir, I'm so sorry.
06:50 I'm not a good person.
06:51 My husband doesn't send me money.
06:53 I'm so sorry.
06:54 I had to go for you.
06:56 Sir.
06:57 Sir, hold this.
06:59 Me too.
07:01 Give me another chance, please.
07:03 I will do everything.
07:04 Manicure, pedicure, haircut.
07:05 I will do everything.
07:06 What else do you want?
07:07 I'm so sorry, Sir.
07:08 It hurts.
07:12 It hurts.
07:13 It's okay.
07:15 I don't want to stay here.
07:17 The bathroom is always closed.
07:18 My grandma said it's a bad place.
07:20 Sorry, but I've made up my mind.
07:24 Sorry.
07:26 I told you.
07:31 No hope.
07:32 This heart is not good.
07:34 What?
07:35 Let her stay here.
07:37 One day, she might need help.
07:40 And if she needs help,
07:42 we will give you a hand.
07:44 Wait.
07:45 Come here.
07:47 I will allow you
07:54 to stay here.
07:55 Wait.
08:00 On one condition.
08:03 Sir, it's hot.
08:04 On one condition.
08:05 Wait.
08:06 You will pretend to be my family.
08:09 What?
08:13 I need a family, Arte.
08:16 While my application is at Princeville University.
08:18 You will be my mother.
08:20 A patient,
08:21 a culinary lover,
08:22 a Catholic school girl,
08:23 and most of all,
08:24 educated and with a good breathing.
08:26 You're making it hard for me.
08:28 How can I do that?
08:29 I just finished my second year.
08:30 And what breathing?
08:32 German Shepherd?
08:33 Like this?
08:34 You.
08:37 You are my father.
08:38 Good provider,
08:40 quiet,
08:41 manly.
08:42 Are you sure?
08:43 You don't want to be a grandmother?
08:44 That's more scary.
08:45 No, I need a father.
08:46 Look at me.
08:47 I look like Edgar Luwak.
08:48 It's like I'm notary public.
08:49 They might not be convinced.
08:51 Okay.
08:56 Okay.
08:57 You are my younger sister.
09:00 You look up to me as your older brother.
09:02 You should idolize me.
09:03 What are you wearing?
09:08 Hey,
09:09 you said formal.
09:10 This is what I wear to my wedding
09:12 when I'm a flower girl.
09:13 There,
09:17 so there's a soup.
09:18 Because,
09:19 Why did you cook the Sinigang?
09:20 That's why it's called air fryer.
09:22 It means fried.
09:23 Oh, that's what it means?
09:25 I thought air fryer
09:27 is for boiling because,
09:28 air, air.
09:29 It's for boiling.
09:31 Boil.
09:32 Boil?
09:33 So,
09:34 it's boiled pig's feet.
09:35 I know that.
09:36 You won't be able to cook it
09:37 because I have a lot of work.
09:38 Stop it.
09:39 Stop it.
09:40 Let's go home.
09:41 Why are you still wearing that?
09:42 This is the only decent outfit I have.
09:44 I'm thankful that I prepared it.
09:46 But,
09:48 I won't let you go.
09:49 Why?
09:50 We're about to leave.
09:52 Grandma will stay at the home of the aged.
09:54 She can't work anymore.
09:56 What about you?
09:57 Where are you?
09:58 You're already late.
09:59 No,
10:00 Grandma will send me to a rich family.
10:03 To a house where the bathroom is not locked.
10:06 Oh, game over.
10:07 Game over.
10:08 Sorry, I'm still cooking.
10:09 I'm cooking for my kids.
10:10 Can't they be alone?
10:12 They can.
10:14 But, of course,
10:16 it's different to have a mother.
10:19 Even if we're poor,
10:21 at least, they can feel that
10:22 we're not lacking in love.
10:26 Hello, hello, hello.
10:28 Good morning!
10:30 What's that?
10:32 Why are you wearing that?
10:33 Shh.
10:34 Good morning, son.
10:42 What's up?
10:44 I'm sleepy.
10:47 Okay.
10:51 So, we practiced this.
10:53 So, we won't repeat it.
10:54 No more take 2.
10:56 Okay?
10:57 Okay.
10:58 Okay.
10:59 3,
11:00 2,
11:01 1.
11:02 Good morning,
11:04 Board of Directors and Trustees.
11:06 My name is Happy Joy Bartolome.
11:09 Happy Joy?
11:12 Sorry.
11:13 Happy Joy?
11:14 Is that your real name?
11:15 Is that your real name?
11:16 Yes.
11:17 That's my parents' name.
11:22 I thought you were my kid.
11:25 That's a joke.
11:26 It's like H-J.
11:28 Happy Joy is like a triplet.
11:30 What?
11:31 It's like a real name.
11:33 You're so funny.
11:34 You don't even know my name.
11:35 Are we going to laugh?
11:37 You might not be able to laugh
11:38 if I make you laugh.
11:40 Okay.
11:44 Good.
11:45 Okay.
11:46 Hi, guys.
11:48 Good morning.
11:49 This is how we usually go with our day.
11:51 Mom, say hi.
11:53 Hello.
11:55 Today, we cook
11:56 because breakfast is the most important part of the day.
12:00 Why are you so late?
12:02 I haven't eaten yet.
12:03 Guys,
12:05 Ashley,
12:06 say hi to the camera.
12:07 Hi, viewers.
12:09 My favorite food is all of it
12:11 because my mother cooks for my family.
12:14 Hurry up.
12:18 The monitor is getting hot.
12:19 It's just a little bit hot.
12:21 Guys,
12:23 guys,
12:28 this is my father.
12:29 Is it on?
12:32 Mornings are great in this house.
12:36 I am strong, independent womanizer.
12:41 Father.
12:44 Good morning, honey.
12:46 Good morning, my beautiful daughter.
12:48 Good morning.
12:49 Good morning.
12:50 What are you going to cook for today?
12:51 I cook fried rice.
12:53 Guys,
12:54 kiss.
12:57 Kiss, guys.
12:58 Kiss.
12:59 Kiss.
13:00 Kiss.
13:01 Kiss.
13:02 Kiss.
13:03 Kiss.
13:04 Kiss.
13:05 Kiss.
13:06 Kiss.
13:07 Kiss.
13:08 I love my wife.
13:09 I love you, too.
13:10 Kiss.
13:11 Kiss.
13:12 Kiss.
13:14 Kiss.
13:15 Oh, perfect.
13:19 I'm happy.
13:20 Bye, guys.
13:21 Bye, guys.
13:22 That's my family.
13:23 Bye.
13:24 You know how to work.
13:25 Cut.
13:26 Cut, right?
13:27 Good.
13:31 We are so much more.
13:33 So good.
13:35 My first kiss on screen.
13:38 We are so good.
13:40 We kissed each other.
13:42 Mari.
13:43 It's just me.
13:44 Mari, it's just me.
13:45 Don't do that.
13:46 I'm shy.
13:47 Mari.
13:48 I'm shy.
13:50 [crying]
13:53 [sighs]
13:55 [sighs]
13:56 [music playing]
14:09 [music playing]
14:11 [phone notification]
14:21 [speaking foreign language]
14:31 [speaking foreign language]
14:32 [speaking foreign language]
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14:58 [speaking foreign language]
15:01 [screams]
15:07 Wait, wait.
15:08 [speaking foreign language]
15:09 [speaking foreign language]
15:14 Sir Happy,
15:17 [speaking foreign language]
15:18 [speaking foreign language]
15:21 [speaking foreign language]
15:23 [speaking foreign language]
15:25 [speaking foreign language]
15:27 [speaking foreign language]
15:29 [speaking foreign language]
15:31 [speaking foreign language]
15:35 30 minutes.
15:36 The whole day.
15:39 [speaking foreign language]
15:41 The whole day.
15:43 [speaking foreign language]
15:44 [speaking foreign language]
15:53 No problem, sir.
15:55 [coughs]
15:57 [speaking foreign language]
15:58 [speaking foreign language]
16:03 Is he in the office on Saturday?
16:05 [speaking foreign language]
16:09 [speaking foreign language]
16:11 [speaking foreign language]
16:13 [laughing]
16:15 [speaking foreign language]
16:20 [speaking foreign language]
16:26 [speaking foreign language]
16:30 [speaking foreign language]
16:31 You know, basketball.
16:34 [speaking foreign language]
16:36 This is how I do the laundry.
16:39 I do everything here.
16:41 [speaking foreign language]
16:43 Me, me, me, always me.
16:45 See, see?
16:48 There you go.
16:51 [speaking foreign language]
16:54 Something educational or inspiring.
16:58 [speaking foreign language]
16:59 [upbeat music]
17:05 [speaking foreign language]
17:09 [speaking foreign language]
17:15 [speaking foreign language]
17:17 [speaking foreign language]
17:19 [speaking foreign language]
17:21 [speaking foreign language]
17:23 [speaking foreign language]
17:26 [speaking foreign language]
17:27 [speaking foreign language]
17:29 Oh, I'm so sorry about the washing machine.
17:32 Mimi, it's so sad because you're here.
17:34 It's so violent.
17:36 I am so sorry.
17:38 [upbeat music]
17:40 [speaking foreign language]
17:45 [speaking foreign language]
17:47 [screaming]
17:49 [speaking foreign language]
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18:02 [speaking foreign language]
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18:08 [speaking foreign language]
18:10 [speaking foreign language]
18:12 Very funny, except you.
18:14 [laughing]
18:16 [speaking foreign language]
18:19 Anyway, I think what I have gathered
18:24 in the videos you have sent,
18:25 you have a strong chances
18:27 to get into the principal.
18:29 [speaking foreign language]
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23:34 [coughing]
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24:10 Did you get hurt?
24:11 Are you injured?
24:12 We can take you to the hospital if you want.
24:14 Okay, thank you.
24:17 So, Sir Happy, the people from Bureau are on their way here.
24:23 Bu... Bu... I don't know!
24:26 The firefighters are on their way here, Sir Happy.
24:29 They'll check if the wiring is okay.
24:31 But don't worry, you're safe now.
24:34 Yes.
24:37 [crying]
24:48 Do you have something to tell us?
24:50 [crying]
24:58 I'll go home now.
25:00 We're not done with our shift yet.
25:02 My kids are still at school.
25:04 Mari, let's go together.
25:06 No, I have to go home to pay my customer.
25:08 Yes, you're right.
25:10 I'm so tired.
25:12 Wait, wait.
25:14 Come back here.
25:16 What?
25:18 Okay, fine.
25:20 I mean...
25:22 Come back here.
25:24 Come back here.
25:26 Come back.
25:28 Really, Sir?
25:32 [screaming]
25:34 Really, Sir?
25:36 He's not going to get up.
25:38 He's not.
25:40 I'm sorry.
25:42 I'm so ashamed of you.
25:46 I used you for my own benefit.
25:50 I didn't think about your situation.
25:56 I only thought of you as tenants.
26:01 But I realized that you're my family.
26:10 You're the only one I talk to every day.
26:14 You're the only one I see.
26:16 And most of all,
26:18 you made me feel like I'm your family.
26:26 I'm also your senior.
26:30 It's good that you felt it.
26:32 It's okay.
26:34 You can still get it back.
26:36 You guys should move here.
26:40 Let's go back.
26:42 You're right.
26:46 It's good that our stuff is still here.
26:54 We haven't moved yet.
26:56 It's perfect.
26:58 It's good that we haven't moved yet.
27:00 Don't think that we planned this.
27:02 We didn't.
27:04 We prepared this.
27:06 This is your...
27:08 Daddy.
27:10 And this is your...
27:12 Mommy.
27:14 And your baby sister.
27:22 Daddy.
27:24 And your baby sister.
27:27 You're such an overdoer.
27:29 Me?
27:31 I'm still a baby.
27:33 We love you, Sir Happy.
27:35 Be happy, Sir Happy.
27:37 Welcome to Flower Forever, Madam.
27:43 I ordered this for my birthday.
27:47 Why?
27:48 To kill Alexia Talalina.
27:50 What else can I do to make you forgive me?
27:54 Hire me.
27:56 And free roses everyday.
27:59 Are you sure about your new hire?
28:02 Especially if he's the one who will replace you if you leave us.
28:07 (screaming)