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After his family moves to a new house, a young boy discovers a mysterious book that details a curse hanging over the dat | dG1fWWZfMC1HcE5PaTg
Transcript
00:00 [thunder]
00:04 [thunder]
00:08 [shrieking]
00:09 It gets bad on Friday the 13th,
00:12 but it gets worse on...
00:15 Saturday the 14th!
00:17 The Book of Evil!
00:20 Evil?
00:22 Evil.
00:24 Richard Benjamin, Paul Apprentice.
00:27 You've inherited a house with a curse.
00:30 Oh, come on, Mary.
00:32 You know you don't believe in curses.
00:34 [thunder]
00:36 Well, somebody did the dishes,
00:38 and we're the only ones in this house.
00:40 An innocent family driven absolutely batty!
00:44 Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again
00:47 comes Saturday the 14th!
00:50 [whistling]
00:51 The year's number one horror comedy spoof!
00:55 God, look at all these owls!
00:58 My name is John Hyatt, and I've got bats in my belfry.
01:01 You know how many? We charge by the bat.
01:03 Hold it right there, Max.
01:05 [screaming]
01:06 No, no, darling, keep it away!
01:08 Thank you very much.
01:10 I'd like to take a look at her neck.
01:12 Well, if you don't trust me,
01:14 after 311 years of marriage...
01:17 When I leave this house, there'll be nothing left here.
01:21 To be afraid of!
01:22 [screaming]
01:24 Every shroud has a silver lining,
01:27 so if you see every other chiller this year,
01:29 you'll need Saturday the 14th!
01:33 Ah, this must be a charming vice.
01:36 [screaming]
01:38 [farting]
01:40 Cannon!
01:41 [farting]
01:42 War!
01:43 Major pest control!
01:44 Dance!
01:45 [screaming]
01:47 It's your chance to laugh at everything that ever scared you.
01:50 [sirens]
01:52 Lily, quit fooling around.
01:54 Give me a kiss, darling.
01:56 Oh, let me just see who that is.
01:59 [phone ringing]
02:02 I'll be back for that kiss.
02:05 Be sure to see it before sunrise.
02:08 [thunder]
02:10 Saturday the 14th!
02:12 [whoosh]
02:13 [thunder]
02:14 [silence]
02:17 [silence]
02:20 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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