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Please Don't Destroy The Treasure of Foggy Mountain Trailer - official movie trailer HD
Transcript
00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - Is that them?
00:03 - Yes it is.
00:04 - What the hell were you doing?
00:06 You're three hours late.
00:08 - Dad, you don't understand.
00:09 The car was busted, so we had to shred.
00:12 - Why are your lips red?
00:13 Were you eating a snow cone?
00:15 - He's a really good guest.
00:16 - What kind of adults are rollerblading?
00:17 - The police are here, and they're saying
00:19 that you bought alcohol for minors.
00:21 - Thanks boys.
00:22 - In Europe, the drinking age is like 10.
00:24 - They could have been European.
00:26 - What made you think they were European?
00:27 - They had a certain je ne sais quoi.
00:29 I think one of them was eating pain au chocolat.
00:31 - Guys, everyone thinks we're losers,
00:35 but that's about to change.
00:36 I know where the treasure of Foggy Mountain is.
00:39 - From when we were kids?
00:40 - We are looking at a hundred mil.
00:43 - A hundred million dollars?
00:45 - It'd be like, I mean, I know it's more than this,
00:47 but at least a million dollars each.
00:49 - Significantly more.
00:50 - What are we waiting for?
00:51 (dramatic music)
00:54 - The few guys that came in earlier,
00:56 I didn't see nobody cute.
00:57 - The ginger looked like a colonial ghost.
00:59 Glasses looked like Tim Burton drew him.
01:01 And then the short one,
01:02 we probably wear the same size bra.
01:04 - They had a treasure map with like an X on it.
01:05 - We gonna steal that map.
01:07 - That is a full on hawk.
01:09 - Hey buddy.
01:10 (hawk screeching)
01:11 - Traverse it, traverse the road.
01:13 (hawk screeching)
01:15 - Does he not know it can fly?
01:17 - Why did it walk away with an attitude?
01:20 - Everyone is after this treasure.
01:22 - We deserve that.
01:24 - You deserve it?
01:24 - Yeah.
01:25 - Three white guys whose biggest issue is what?
01:27 - Growing up?
01:28 - No, it's more nuanced than that.
01:30 (gunshot)
01:31 (screaming)
01:33 - You just hit a woman.
01:34 - I apologize for him.
01:35 I for one would never.
01:37 (gunshot)
01:37 - Oh my God.
01:39 - So I've hit one woman.
01:40 That's not in the grand.
01:41 (gunshot)
01:42 - Ew.
01:43 (dramatic music)
01:44 - Welcome new friends.
01:46 - We can all agree this is a scary cult
01:48 and we're waiting for the other shoe to drop.
01:50 We're in a docu-series and this is episode two.
01:52 - Dude, completely.
01:53 (gunshot)
01:55 - Insane night.
01:56 - Guys, why are we tied up?
01:58 - I'd rather die than live without you boys.
02:02 - Holy.
02:05 - Oh my God.
02:08 - Guys look.
02:13 - Dude, that's the treasure door.
02:15 - Open it.
02:16 (screaming)
02:19 - What was that?
02:20 (screaming)
02:21 - I'm gonna be sick.
02:22 I'm gonna be sick to my stomach.
02:23 - Forget the money.
02:24 It's not worth it.
02:25 (dramatic music)
02:28 (gunshot)
02:31 (dramatic music)
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