A live recorded comedy about the divorced Fiona, her son Roel, her gay twin-brother Seth and his German lover Freek. | dHNfWHpIRU9halJlZ3M
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00:00 Exactly. He fell asleep.
00:02 Oh, I got a flashback. A normal flashback.
00:06 Do you remember, Fiona? Oh, yes.
00:08 They walk to the table. Fiona grabs a scrabble board.
00:11 I remember. The three of us were scrabbling.
00:14 We had a nice meal and you came to play scrabble with us.
00:19 Just behind them, Seth comes out of the box and sits at the table as a flashback.
00:24 Scene, living room, Freek and Seth.
00:27 Table with open scrabble board and fourteen business class houses.
00:32 That's not right, Freek. - Land builders. That's not right.
00:36 Because you don't write it like that, Fiona.
00:39 Let me see. No, it's land builder with O-U and not with A-U.
00:44 No, it's French builder. - No, a land builder is a builder of the land.
00:49 Not 'do you have a seven for me'. - 'Do you have a minute for me', not 'seven'.
00:52 'A minute' is a 'seven'. - Yes, but French builder sings 'do you have a minute for me'.
00:56 But all my letters are out and that's a 'seven'.
01:00 Look, there was 'la'. You made that from a kitchen sink, right?
01:04 Good one, Seth. 'La'. Very good.
01:08 I thought about it for fifteen minutes.
01:10 I always get the wrong stones.
01:14 And then I put 'steno-typist'.
01:17 I had put 'steno' before, and then it went 'typist'.
01:22 Seven letters with three words and the word again with the 'y'.
01:26 Three times the letter value, so it was 183 points.
01:30 Then came Freek, who had put 'leer' after 'nicht'.
01:34 But two times the word value and the 'c' had three times the letter value, so 83 points.
01:40 Not bad for a German. It's not my native language, so not bad.
01:45 Then you came and put... Where is it? - Here, I put 'op'.
01:49 Yes, very good. 'Op' and you got three points.
01:53 And now I came to you with 'ingenieursbureau'.
01:59 You had put 'in' first, and then I came with 'ingeleg'.
02:04 Then I came with 'genieur'. Count me in, also seven letters.
02:07 But that ended up with 'bureau', which Freek had put again.
02:12 Well done, right? Because 'bureau' can be two things.
02:15 You work and you have a police station. And I got the 'inburgeringspunten' for that.
02:20 Yes, and you get 75 extra points.
02:24 So you have 283 points now.
02:27 I have 305 points and look at the set.
02:30 One, two, three, four, five, seven points. Yes, seven points to be exact.
02:34 I don't like it. - No, but it's a game.
02:37 You put very difficult words together and I can't do anything about it.
02:40 Look at my letters. K, K, T.
02:43 And the rest is A, O, twice E. I can't do anything about it.
02:47 Show us. - Let's see.
02:50 Well... - 'Kook', 'touka'...
02:53 And 'katoe'. - 'Kakoot'.
02:56 It was a place where a large Afghan community lived.
03:01 The place was called 'Schweigsgroep', but the Afghan community couldn't pronounce it.
03:07 And that caused a lot of trouble for the bus driver.
03:11 A lot of tail action. The Afghans said, 'Stop at 'sch''.
03:16 Yes, 'chamana', a rough and unadapted word.
03:20 So the 'burgerfati', Klaus Maulsblatt, said, 'Wait a minute.'
03:25 'We'll name the place after something they can pronounce.'
03:28 And that was 'kakoot'. And that was 'kakoot'.
03:32 And that on your sign is also a kind of 'kakoot'.
03:36 But 'koek' is still correct. - But it's just hard.
03:39 'Kakatoe', that's it. You can go out with 'kakatoe'.
03:43 Seven letters. And if you put it here, you get three words.
03:48 You get the bonus points for the 'k'. And because it's also an 'o'...
03:56 and 'e' next to each other, you get 'oextra'.
04:00 You get 270 points.
04:03 Look, it's a shame it's not your turn, because I'm...
04:07 And I'm sliding down to get to your place.
04:13 And that's three times the word value, and the 'l' and 'j' are three times the letter value.
04:20 Freek. - And right in the middle of the board.
04:23 That's also an extra point. - And I'm out.
04:26 So I get your points as well. - And I only had an 'e', so one point.
04:31 And I think it's a shitty game. - A shitty game. Also seven letters.
04:35 I hate this game. I hate you. I hate everything.
04:38 And Maai is in a rage. 'Get all the business class houses out of here.'
04:43 Those are my business class houses. Everything is broken.
04:47 My houses. Everything is broken.
04:50 After the bombing of Dresden, I've never seen such a house in such a mess.
04:55 Who wants to say something? - He stops his rage and starts laughing.
04:59 He goes back to his room and Z goes into the box.
05:03 Scene, room, Fiona.
05:05 Z was so bad at losing.
05:10 But it was over in a second. I remember you were still very angry.
05:15 I remember exactly which houses he destroyed.
05:19 34, 59, 33, 23, 24 and 14.
05:24 You went to the nightclub to find the KLM purser.
05:28 And Z was so sad about that.
05:31 Fiona goes back to Z and Freek's room and Z has to get the box out.
05:36 Scene, room, Freek and Z. - What have I done?
05:40 You've destroyed his beautiful collection of houses.
05:44 I wish he'd stay with me.
05:47 And she goes back to her own room. - I had to get my box out for this flashback.