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In her debut stand-up special, Harriet takes bad aim at being married (for now), motherhood and the beauty industry. | dG1fbFVYaHhNZUtFS28
Transcript
00:00 People have asked me when I knew that I wanted to have a baby and the truth is it was the night that my cat died
00:05 Because I love that cat so much right I love that cat more than certain family members like maybe not my husband but like my uncle
00:14 When I cried that Catholic tears from my face my uncle has never done that
00:26 And I was so sad about my dead cat and I couldn't stop crying it was this magical evening
00:31 It just started snowing and I looked down at my phone
00:33 I've been tracking my periods and I knew that I could get pregnant that night
00:37 And then the soul of my cat could get reincarnated into my baby
00:42 What and I told my husband that and he refused to have sex with me
00:49 (audience laughing)

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