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Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 Gotcha!
00:13 So you're the funny little man who's been following me.
00:16 Funny little man.
00:18 How dare you?
00:19 I will have you know that I am a perfectly respectable size for a numper lumper.
00:23 A numberwhat now?
00:24 In fact, in Lumpaland, I am regarded as something of a whopper.
00:28 They call me lofty.
00:30 Sorry.
00:31 Ladies and gentlemen, greetings to you all.
00:35 My name is Willy Wonka.
00:37 You see, I'm something of a magician.
00:39 Prepare to be amazed.
00:41 Tape up.
00:42 Inventor.
00:44 May I present, Willy Wonka's wild and wonderful wishy-washy Wonka-Wonka.
00:48 Please don't make me say that again.
00:50 And chocolate maker.
00:52 The best chocolate in the world.
00:55 Ooh.
00:58 He's good.
00:59 Too good.
01:00 And anyone can afford them.
01:03 Even the...
01:04 The poor?
01:05 He doesn't like it when people say poor.
01:07 Send Wonka a message.
01:09 Do not sell chocolate in this town!
01:12 You're gonna get more than a bonk on the head.
01:15 I love a bonk on the head.
01:17 What is with me today?
01:18 You should stand up to those bullies.
01:21 Give 'em the old one-two.
01:23 I got an idea.
01:26 Where do we start?
01:27 Making chocolate, of course.
01:28 Run away!
01:37 Every good thing in this world started with a dream.
01:41 Run away!
01:42 So you hold on to yours.
01:54 I guess it's time to change the world.
01:56 Bum-pa, lum-pa, dum-pa-de-dee
02:09 I'm not in premium economy
02:12 Good night, son. I am going flat.
02:14 Huh.
02:19 What is it?
02:23 Nothing.
02:24 Well, it's obviously something, because you said "huh."
02:26 Forget it.
02:27 Very well.
02:28 Huh.
02:33 You did it again.
02:34 Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick.
02:37 [music playing]
02:40 you