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00:00 Deepest V.
00:01 No.
00:02 Deepest V.
00:03 Most unnecessary nipples on a podcast.
00:05 Deepest V.
00:06 Sluttiest presenter.
00:09 Brackets low.
00:10 Cut top.
00:11 Hello, I'm Laurie Hailing from PartsFunknown and welcome to No Holds Bored, the board game
00:17 show but about wrestling, but not about wrestling board games because they are wank.
00:20 Instead, we've taken good board games and we're trying to cram wrestling into it.
00:25 This week I am joined by Dan Later.
00:28 Hello.
00:29 And Luke Owen.
00:30 Hello there.
00:31 Sully Brown.
00:32 Hello.
00:33 Holly Musgrave.
00:34 Hello.
00:35 And wrestling expert, John Gracie.
00:36 Oh, hi, hi.
00:37 John, what's your favourite wrestler?
00:38 Stone Cold Steve Austin, thanks for asking.
00:39 What's your favourite wrestler?
00:40 Oh, he's the real one, isn't he?
00:41 You weren't expecting that, were you, Laurie?
00:42 You thought I'd make someone up.
00:44 Oh, yeah, that would actually fit the theme of this specific game.
00:48 We're playing Say Anything.
00:49 I can't make up wrestling facts because I know too much.
00:51 It's the same real thing.
00:54 I'll try.
00:55 John's Dave Meltzer.
00:56 Yeah.
00:57 Yeah.
00:58 I know him.
00:59 We are playing...
01:00 What's your favourite of Dave Meltzer's moves?
01:01 The melt with cheese.
01:02 There.
01:03 Okay.
01:04 Very good.
01:05 He just squeezes it across the body, rubs it in and then drops his elbow.
01:09 Five stars.
01:10 Five stars.
01:11 Five and a quarter stars.
01:12 Six in Tokyo Dome.
01:13 Yeah, so I also get that reference.
01:14 Why am I here?
01:15 Well, you're here, John, because we're playing Say Anything, a game in which we're going
01:22 to be reading prompts, which will be things like, what might be my finishing move if I
01:25 was a wrestler?
01:26 What might my ring name be if I was a wrestler?
01:28 And essentially, everyone's going to have a chance to write down an answer to that in
01:31 an attempt to pop each other.
01:32 The person who has read the prompt gets to choose their favourite with this, the Select-O-Matic.
01:37 5,000 and they put it down secretly.
01:40 Everyone then gets to basically bet using these little tokens as to which answer they
01:43 think the prompt reader has chosen and then points will be given out based on that.
01:49 Now, Laurie, you did just say pop each other.
01:50 Pop.
01:51 Pop.
01:52 What does that mean?
01:53 It's a wrestling thing.
01:55 You should know.
01:56 You do know that.
01:57 I'm just saying that everyone at home knows what popping is.
02:00 I assume it doesn't mean, I mean, they assume it doesn't mean literally exploding.
02:03 I assume it's something positive.
02:04 I don't think we did.
02:05 Positive feeling?
02:06 Yeah.
02:07 It's like a, it's getting a crowd and it's getting a big response.
02:10 It's getting a big response.
02:11 Usually a cheer.
02:12 All right.
02:13 Luke, your start's off.
02:14 Sweet.
02:15 Please read us a prompt from this pile.
02:16 Will do.
02:17 I'll take the top one.
02:20 I never liked the name Stone Cold Steve Austin.
02:23 My favourite.
02:24 If it were up to me, I would have called him.
02:27 Well, Holly, why don't you start us off?
02:31 Luke, do you want to read the prompt again?
02:34 I will do.
02:35 I never liked the name Stone Cold Steve Austin.
02:37 If it were up to me, I would have called him.
02:40 One sec.
02:41 No, no.
02:42 There's more.
02:43 Hang on.
02:44 One sec, Steve Austin.
02:45 We're just sending it to Penguin to get it edited and then we'll come back.
02:46 I did have to do a bit of an edit on it.
02:49 Chili McFreeze, please.
02:51 The big squeeze with some cheese.
02:53 Okay.
02:54 Very good.
02:55 Lovely.
02:56 And there's also a nice bit of history in there as well.
02:57 Nice bit of actual history.
02:58 So, Jon, as you well know, Stone Cold Steve Austin was originally once, when they were
03:05 coming up with names for him, one of them was Chili McFreeze.
03:09 Not as badass a name.
03:12 This sounds like you mean it's real.
03:13 Yeah, it is real.
03:14 It was actually called Chili McFreeze.
03:15 That's the bottom line, because Chili McFreeze says so.
03:16 It was on the list of names they were potentially going to call him.
03:17 Chili McFreeze made the short list.
03:24 Did he get a say in this?
03:29 He gave up with Stone Cold.
03:30 He gave up with Stone Cold.
03:31 Right.
03:32 Arguably better.
03:33 You were like, "Oh, okay."
03:34 Yeah, that was fun.
03:35 I guess we'd call you Stone Cold.
03:36 I thought we were coming up with names for an ice cream.
03:41 They supposedly, it's because his tea was going to go Stone Cold.
03:45 Yeah.
03:46 His wife said to him.
03:47 You're obsessed with tea, Sullivan.
03:48 You can't stop thinking about it.
03:49 Tea.
03:50 Tea.
03:51 Tea.
03:52 Okay, well, I never thought Stone Cold was a good name.
03:54 I thought he should have been called Bad Knees Barrett.
03:56 He has got bad knees.
03:58 He has.
03:59 He has.
04:00 Terrible knees.
04:01 I never liked the name Steve Austin.
04:03 If they were up to me, I'd have called him Piping Hot Stephen Texas.
04:07 Is he from Texas?
04:10 Come and get your Stephen Texas.
04:11 Piping Hot.
04:12 John?
04:13 John Gracie.
04:14 Big bald bastard.
04:15 Lovely.
04:16 Brackets.
04:17 Brackets.
04:18 B cubed.
04:19 B cubed.
04:20 I love that.
04:21 Which would mean nine Bs, but it's...
04:24 There also was a wrestler called B squared.
04:26 Yeah, it would.
04:27 Yeah, I mean, it's a reference to B squared.
04:31 I always want to reference Bolt Buchanan on this show when I can.
04:34 It's because you look so much like him.
04:37 But you're right, it would be nine Bs.
04:40 Well, I better change this.
04:44 And Daniel?
04:45 I went in a slightly different direction.
04:46 I've never liked the name Stone Cold Steve Austin.
04:48 If they were up to me, I'd have called him...
04:50 And asked him to dinner and a movie.
04:53 Even though you've never liked his name?
04:54 I've never liked his name.
04:55 I've never liked his name.
04:56 But what a lovely face.
04:58 If they were up to me, I'd have called him...
05:01 And asked him to dinner and a movie.
05:02 It's very, very weird.
05:03 And you never know what food would have been a particular temperature that gave him a new
05:08 name.
05:09 That's it.
05:10 It might be warm tapioca.
05:11 That's how we became Piping Hot Stephen Texas.
05:13 This is actually a narrative.
05:14 Right, here we go.
05:16 So, Luke has selected one of the answers that he thinks is the best.
05:20 What we're going to do now is we're going to bet with our tokens as to which one we
05:23 think Luke has picked.
05:24 You can split your tokens between two answers to hedge your bets or you can put the ball
05:27 on one if you're particularly confident Luke might have gone for it.
05:30 Let's do that and then I'll explain how the scoring works.
05:32 Okay, I'm going to go one on Sullivan and one on Dan.
05:36 I'm going to do the same as Holly and do that.
05:38 I'm going to bet on myself and also go to Sullivan.
05:40 I think I'm going to do the same.
05:41 Oh no, the points will mean nothing.
05:42 The points will mean nothing.
05:43 The points will mean nothing.
05:44 Pointless.
05:45 Pointless.
05:46 I definitely give one on Sullivan but I reckon Luke might enjoy my alliteration.
05:50 Trust in your source.
05:51 Yeah, yeah.
05:52 I'm backing myself.
05:53 Do you get an extra point if yours was the answer?
05:55 Yes, so what will happen is the person who put the answer down that Luke has picked will
05:59 get one point.
06:00 Everyone else who bet on that answer will get a point for each of their tokens on it.
06:04 Luke will also get points for each token on the same answer as the one he bid but only
06:09 to a maximum of three.
06:10 So, Luke is capped at a maximum of three points there.
06:13 Who did you pick?
06:14 Man, it's points all around.
06:16 I picked John's.
06:17 Whoa!
06:18 Yes!
06:19 Oh my God!
06:20 That's in!
06:21 So, you've got to back yourself in this life.
06:25 Yeah?
06:26 That means John gets two points, one for Luke picking it and one for the token he bet on
06:31 it and Luke gets one point.
06:34 Everyone else, you suck.
06:36 Oh my God.
06:38 When would be the worst time to be the victim of a money in the bank cash-in?
06:42 Okay, Laurie, do you want to give it a go?
06:47 Do you want to re-read the prompt?
06:49 Yeah.
06:50 When would be the worst time to be the victim of a money in the bank cash-in?
06:53 Mid your own money in the bank cash-in.
06:55 That person gets their money in the bank cash-in, creating an infinite loop that lasts all time
06:59 and everyone in it dies of old age.
07:01 Cash-in accepted.
07:02 But I couldn't fit all of that in, so.
07:03 Yes.
07:04 But it's implied.
07:05 It's implied.
07:06 Solomon, when would be the worst time to be the victim of a money in the bank cash-in?
07:09 While on the toilet.
07:10 Ooh, how embarrassing.
07:13 Do you have any paper in that briefcase?
07:17 I must wipe my bottom.
07:19 I don't know how to go to the bathroom with money in the bank cash-in.
07:22 John, when would be the worst time to be the victim?
07:25 Unless you're standing and pissing and as you're rolled up for it, just an arch of golden
07:32 piss onto your own face.
07:35 One, two, three, four.
07:38 Ah!
07:39 Oh dear.
07:40 Disgusting.
07:41 How embarrassing.
07:42 You'll never live this down at the WI.
07:45 I'll never be accepted at the club again.
07:48 All the wrestlers at the country club won't let me in.
07:51 Bingo, won't let this go, I know.
07:54 I'll never be hanging out with Gold Dust at the country club.
07:57 Another one.
07:58 He presumably is rich.
07:59 I assume he's got money.
08:01 I don't think so.
08:02 I don't think he's got as much as me.
08:05 So John's wrestler tally is currently at two.
08:06 Two, yeah.
08:07 And a cheese guy.
08:08 Dave Meltzer's not a wrestler.
08:09 Oh, okay.
08:10 We made him up, John.
08:11 Of course you did.
08:12 He's a wrestling journalist.
08:13 Right, he's basically a wrestler.
08:14 Has he ever gone into the ring?
08:15 I think if he wants a cage wrestler.
08:16 Then he's a wrestler, we got it.
08:17 When all the arenas have closed and he gets in and he starts running the ropes himself,
08:18 having his own five star match.
08:19 The arena's empty.
08:20 In which case I've done that.
08:21 There you go.
08:22 John.
08:23 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:24 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:25 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:26 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:27 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:28 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:29 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:30 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:31 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:32 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:33 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:34 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:35 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:36 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:37 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:38 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:39 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:40 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:41 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:42 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:43 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:44 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:45 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:46 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:47 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:48 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:49 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:50 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:51 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:52 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:53 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:54 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:55 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:56 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:57 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:58 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
08:59 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
09:00 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
09:01 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
09:02 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
09:03 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
09:04 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
09:05 I'm not going to be a wrestler.
09:06 Oh, these are very strong contenders.
09:11 Holly gets to vote.
09:13 Oh no, no chips yet.
09:14 No chips yet.
09:15 Holly has to lock it in first.
09:16 Who knows where this is going to go.
09:17 We can't possibly know.
09:18 So once Holly's locked it in.
09:19 Yeah, Holly hasn't been locked in.
09:20 All right, where would you like this to go?
09:21 John, on me?
09:22 I'm going to give one to you and one to Luke.
09:23 I'm betting on myself but also topping one there.
09:24 I'm doubling down on John.
09:25 I think John and Luke have both, it's both great but I think you're going to have to
09:26 go for the top.
09:27 I'm going to give one to you and one to Luke.
09:28 I'm betting on myself but also topping one there.
09:29 I'm doubling down on John.
09:30 I'm doubling down on John.
09:33 I think John and Luke have both, it's both great but I think you're going to have to
09:36 suffer from John's coming first.
09:37 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:38 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:39 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:40 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:41 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:42 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:43 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:44 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:45 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:46 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:47 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
09:48 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
10:13 I'm going to go Sullivan for my extra, I think.
10:38 What was the main event of WrestleMania 59?
10:45 Twenty years from now that would be.
10:49 Does everyone have an answer, Dan?
10:52 Yeah, I mean I wouldn't call mine exactly an answer.
10:56 I'm not backing myself.
10:57 Got it.
10:58 Yeah, I'm not backing myself with this one.
11:01 Yes ma'am.
11:02 Okay, here we go.
11:03 Let's find out what people put.
11:05 What was the main event of WrestleMania 59, Sullivan?
11:09 Laurie versus Robo Laurie.
11:11 You said your favourite wrestlers, I presume you must be your favourite wrestler and Robo
11:16 Laurie.
11:17 You're correct.
11:18 Yes.
11:19 I think I like Robo Laurie more though.
11:20 I love robots.
11:21 Mecha Laurie.
11:22 Is Robo Laurie, does it have like your mind or does it just look like you?
11:27 I think it just looks like me.
11:29 Okay.
11:30 Red Laurie, Red Laurie.
11:31 And then if it's a transformer, it transforms into a Laurie.
11:32 Oh yes, like Optimus Prime.
11:34 Yeah, do I get the Matrix of Leadership?
11:37 Yeah, go on.
11:38 Yeah, we'll chuck in the Matrix of Leadership.
11:39 I'm in.
11:40 We'll chuck in the Matrix of Leadership.
11:41 Brilliant.
11:42 You do have to give us a hot rod immediately after you get it though.
11:47 Oh, a hot rod.
11:48 That was just for me, Laurie.
11:49 Okay, that's a transformer reference.
11:50 It is a transformer reference.
11:51 Jon, what was the main event of WrestleMania 59?
11:55 Promo to WrestleMania 69.
11:56 Nice.
11:57 You can imagine what that is in your mind.
12:00 A lot of wrestlers doing some very naughty things.
12:05 In 10 years time.
12:07 There will be a nice show.
12:10 That's what the promo says.
12:12 So nice.
12:13 I'm going to grab you, turn you sideways.
12:14 Now we're going to flip around.
12:17 I mean, wrestling's basically that already, right?
12:19 It's a lot of sweaty men kind of 69ing each other.
12:22 And yet they don't like it when I have my chest out.
12:24 They really don't.
12:25 Yeah.
12:26 They don't.
12:27 You've got too much hair.
12:28 I've got people who resent me having my chest out at any point when we're on a wrestling
12:32 show.
12:33 We're not here to see men without clothes on.
12:35 Come on.
12:36 Put those nipples away, Daniel.
12:38 You couldn't possibly have your chest out.
12:40 I can see the shape of his balls in those shorts.
12:43 That chest out is too much.
12:45 Shall I tell you my answer now?
12:47 What was the main event of WrestleMania 59, Dan?
12:49 It was Shane McMahon's sons versus Stephanie McMahon's daughters in a trios match for the
12:53 control of the company.
12:54 Very good.
12:55 I like it.
12:56 I can see that.
12:57 It's a good thing.
12:58 Luke, what was the main event of WrestleMania 59?
13:01 Roman versus Cody finishing the story or poo.
13:04 I think it might be a basis.
13:07 It might actually take that long, Luke.
13:10 Oli, what was the main event of WrestleMania 59?
13:13 Roman Reigns fights someone who should win, but he wins instead.
13:16 So he went on a similar basis.
13:20 The Roman shade lasts 20 years.
13:23 Right.
13:24 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:27 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:29 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:31 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:33 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:35 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:37 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:39 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:41 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:43 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:45 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:47 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:49 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:51 I'm going to go with the Roman shade.
13:53 I think from your responses, cold reading, that was good.
13:57 But also Robo Laurie.
13:59 Robo Laurie. I do love robots.
14:01 It's how much Laurie wants to reward my pure-r humour.
14:05 So I'm going to do one and one again.
14:07 Very nice.
14:09 Well, I actually went with one that I can see being the main event of WrestleMania.
14:15 I guess it's mine then.
14:17 I actually went with Luke.
14:19 Oh!
14:21 I was going to say the poo.
14:23 It was the poo.
14:25 It was the poo.
14:27 I just like the idea that they keep delaying Cody's story for 20 years.
14:31 I'm going to finish it.
14:33 I'm going to finish that story.
14:35 So Luke, you get a point for that.
14:37 Yeah.
14:39 This one pops over here.
14:41 Jon, I think you're going to do well in this.
14:43 What would have made Kenny Omega versus Kazuchika Ikada even better?
14:47 Okay.
14:49 [CLOCK TICKING]
14:51 So, Sullivan.
14:53 Oh, yes, here we go. What would have made Kenny Omega versus Kazuchika Ikada even better?
14:57 If Billy Alpha got involved.
14:59 [LAUGHTER]
15:01 His biggest rival.
15:03 The clash of the titans.
15:05 When's it going to be over? We've all been asking.
15:07 Get him in.
15:09 They were friends in school. They grew up together.
15:11 But they haven't closed off that storyline yet.
15:15 We don't know.
15:17 We all just want to see that.
15:19 Mr. McMahon, finish it.
15:23 Yeah, he's the one who's got control over that.
15:25 Finish the fight. Halo 3.
15:27 I also love the idea that Billy Alpha's probably got a podcast.
15:31 Here's the problem with Kenny Omega.
15:33 You all are Kenny Omegas out here.
15:37 He has a little question section called Alpha Male.
15:39 That's very good.
15:41 Oh, it's so good. I hate it so much.
15:45 It's a bad podcast.
15:47 It's a bad fictional podcast.
15:49 It's a bad podcast.
15:51 Dan, what would have made Kenny Omega versus Kazuchika Ikada even better?
15:55 A half-time performance from Liza Minnelli.
15:57 Just imagine.
15:59 They take a break. They go to the separate sides of the ring.
16:01 And then she comes out.
16:03 What's she going to sing?
16:05 New York, New York.
16:07 And then they're in the Tokyo Dome.
16:09 [Sings New York's "Tokyo Dome"]
16:11 The star is spreading the mama.
16:13 It's wonderful.
16:15 That would have been great. That would have been wonderful.
16:17 Luke, what would have made Kenny Omega versus Kazuchika Ikada even better?
16:20 John's analysis.
16:22 [Laughter]
16:24 We can change that right now.
16:26 [Laughter]
16:28 Three unbroken minutes on Omega Ikada.
16:32 Yeah, alright.
16:34 Can someone start a clock?
16:36 Yeah, it's started.
16:38 The two of them have been wrestling at each other's throats for years.
16:40 And we really need to see an end to it.
16:42 And here we are in the Tokyo Dome, ready for all things to be decided.
16:44 Kenny Omega, he's stepping into the ring.
16:46 And he really looks like he's ready to fight.
16:48 He really looks like he's ready to take down...
16:50 What's his name?
16:52 Kazuchika Ikada.
16:54 The titan of Japanese wrestling that he is.
16:56 Ready to lay the smack down.
16:58 Kenny comes in with a pile driver to the right.
17:00 To the right?
17:02 Two and a half minutes to go.
17:04 [Laughter]
17:06 Am I analysing what they're doing?
17:08 Or your analysis of the match in general?
17:10 It's finished already.
17:12 Oh, it's finished?
17:14 Well that was just a quick recap of the first 30 seconds of the fight.
17:16 I think the best man won.
17:18 Oh look, time's up.
17:20 You've got two minutes left.
17:22 What else is there to say?
17:24 Oh look, we don't.
17:26 Holly, what would have made Kenny Omega vs Kazuchika Ikada even better?
17:30 I mean, it's really hard because I love them both.
17:34 I do think there was something missing though.
17:38 It was an angry raccoon.
17:40 It's a wild card.
17:42 That's an angry raccoon music!
17:44 Wait, who's that going in?
17:46 [Screams]
17:48 By God Almighty.
17:50 It's like flies at Kenny.
17:52 Well I've applied some Hollywood thinking here because this is obviously a series of matches between two of the greatest wrestlers living currently.
17:59 Two titans of the industry.
18:01 But the thing it was missing was a pointless romantic subplot.
18:05 Honestly though, I just want to vote on that.
18:08 That's very good.
18:09 That would be great.
18:10 Yeah, it would.
18:11 Just kiss already.
18:13 Why did we go with just kiss?
18:15 Why did we go with Wilmerson?
18:16 Sounds great.
18:17 Sullivan, make your choice.
18:19 So, this is very difficult.
18:21 These are all, these are great.
18:27 Okay, I have made my decision.
18:31 I feel like Sullivan loves the character so I'm doubling down on Billy Alpha.
18:38 Do you mean a real wrestler?
18:39 Oh, excuse me, yeah.
18:40 I thought you were saying all wrestlers are characters really.
18:42 John's analysis is very funny.
18:44 I'm going to back myself but now I'm torn between raccoon and romantic slug plot.
18:50 Romantic slug plot.
18:52 Okay, romantic slug plot.
18:54 I really want this.
18:55 This is what I want.
18:57 I'm backing me and I'm giving one to John.
18:58 I think this would make it better.
18:59 I do love the idea that they're in the middle of a beautiful chain seat.
19:03 Like, it's some of the most exquisite technical wrestling you've ever seen.
19:06 And then an angry raccoon just, and suddenly they're like, "Oh my God!"
19:11 There's chaos all over the place.
19:12 There's been like Undertale music.
19:13 They've all like squared up against each other.
19:16 It's like a sort of Royal Rumble where five minutes into the match they release another raccoon.
19:19 Another raccoon!
19:21 Imagine no music.
19:23 Imagine just the sound of an angry raccoon from far away, like from backstage.
19:27 And then just like it comes out.
19:29 This is really tough.
19:30 I think I like this.
19:31 They do use a lot of bins in wrestling to be fair.
19:33 That would attract raccoon.
19:35 Imagine getting the bin out from under the ring.
19:37 You open the lid.
19:38 [Raccoon noises]
19:40 Sullivan.
19:41 You're right to be as evenly spread as you are because this is a very, very difficult decision.
19:45 But I have gone for the romantic slug plot.
19:47 [Cheering]
19:49 I really like the idea of that.
19:51 It'd be very fun.
19:52 It'd be very silly.
19:54 [Laughter]
19:55 Okay, so that is one point to John Gracie.
19:58 That is two points to me, one point to Luke, and three points to Sullivan.
20:04 I'm having a stinker of a game.
20:07 Who would I want to commentate on my first wrestling match?
20:11 [Clock ticking]
20:14 So picture the scene.
20:15 The lights are up.
20:16 We're in the Tokyo Dome.
20:18 You're in the Tokyo Dome.
20:19 We're always in the Tokyo Dome.
20:21 All wrestling takes place in the Tokyo Dome.
20:22 Name another famous wrestling venue.
20:24 Ali Pali.
20:25 [Laughter]
20:26 That's good.
20:27 I've been to see wrestling there.
20:28 Thank you very much.
20:29 On my friend's tag team.
20:30 That's where I saw the surfer.
20:31 Remember that?
20:32 I don't know which video I talked about that.
20:34 It's the only wrestler I remember seeing live.
20:36 He just had a surfboard.
20:37 I enjoyed him.
20:39 I don't know his name.
20:41 What do you want from me?
20:42 You're doing a progress shirt.
20:43 Yeah.
20:44 So it's probably Chuck Mambo.
20:45 Chuck Mambo.
20:46 I imagine it was Chuck Mambo.
20:47 I come out dressed however you want.
20:50 Oh.
20:51 Oh.
20:52 Sorry, just one second.
20:53 In dungarees.
20:54 Yeah.
20:55 [Laughter]
20:56 Like Hill Gleams.
20:57 Yeah.
20:58 Oh, a big dungaree.
20:59 Pool bearer comes out in a black suit.
21:00 And dungarees.
21:01 All bow tie and dungarees on top.
21:02 And a short suit.
21:03 And I'll murder him because he's wearing dungarees.
21:05 You're also wearing dungarees.
21:06 I'm not.
21:07 Why is your beef with dungarees?
21:08 Come on.
21:09 I don't have to say it.
21:10 Okay.
21:11 I look like a baby.
21:12 Yeah, you look like a big baby.
21:13 Like a big baby.
21:14 That's why I like it because I feel like a big baby and I'm just comfortable.
21:18 I wouldn't be wearing my pyjamas if I was allowed.
21:20 You are allowed.
21:21 There's no rules.
21:22 There's obviously no dress code.
21:23 Clearly there's no dress code, Holly.
21:24 You think there's a dress code because you're impossible to my cup, Dan.
21:25 Impossible to my cup.
21:26 Why is it like enough Dan when Holly's wearing dungarees right here?
21:27 I'll write that down, Laurie.
21:28 Dan's going to start a book.
21:29 The receipt will come.
21:30 Yeah, but turning back to what Jay, you know, I'm not a big fan of the idea of a big baby.
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