Zarqa's ex-husband is marrying a younger, skinnier, white, yoga instructor, so Zarqa announces that she's coming to the | dHNfNFd0SU1DSk50cms
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - My name is Zarka.
00:03 - Zarka, so exotic.
00:06 - I sell white people, brown people things.
00:10 - Ka-ching.
00:11 - Zarkish delights.
00:12 - What kind of a person are you?
00:14 - I'm not a liar, I'm a schemer.
00:16 - I've got a plan.
00:17 - Your plans never work out.
00:18 - What's wrong with me?
00:20 - Oh, I've been waiting years for you to ask me that.
00:23 Just getting remarried.
00:25 - Oh, my ex is making me even more crazy
00:28 by marrying a white yoga instructor
00:29 half his age in one week.
00:31 - Mama, what are you doing?
00:34 - I told everyone online
00:35 I'm coming to the wedding with Brian.
00:37 - Who's Brian?
00:38 - You just made up a white brain surgeon named Brian,
00:41 and then suddenly that exact person
00:43 matched you on a dating site?
00:44 - I have so many ideas for our dates.
00:47 - Dates?
00:48 (upbeat music)
00:51 - There's something else going on here.
00:54 - Muslim, eh?
00:55 What's that about?
00:56 - We haven't been introduced.
00:58 (laughing)
00:59 - He's no one.
00:59 (laughing)
01:01 - I'm her boyfriend.
01:02 - Now I know why white women don't bring guys home.
01:04 You are old and have no guys to bring.
01:07 (cheering)
01:09 I'm winning.
01:10 (upbeat music)
01:13 (upbeat music)