MARRY APHMAU or END WAR in Minecraft!
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00:00 Ooh! Okay! Okay! Aaron, read!
00:03 Alright, yeah, we could be a vampire hunter or a vampire.
00:06 Hmm...
00:08 Well, listen, I think vampires have, like, superpowers, so...
00:11 I feel like one of these is way cooler than the other.
00:13 Well, I feel... I have feelings, guys, and I feel like if you become a vampire,
00:18 hear me out, if you become a vampire, you have to get a supply of blood.
00:21 And if you are a vampire hunter, you are royal.
00:24 Then you're the supply!
00:26 Yeah! That's good!
00:28 Then you're a hero!
00:29 Oh, oh no!
00:31 Oh!
00:31 Wee!
00:33 Alright, then!
00:34 What the heck?!
00:35 Oh, I don't know about this!
00:37 Oh, hey, Ian! Why don't you take a look at this wooden stake?!
00:40 No! I'm staying up here!
00:41 Wait, is this steak?
00:42 [Laughter]
00:43 You want some?
00:44 Um, I...
00:45 Here, have some steak!
00:46 [Laughter]
00:47 That's the best steak I like!
00:48 Have it! It's all yours!
00:50 Oh, I like this room!
00:51 Okay! Okay, would you rather marry Aphmau or end war?
00:58 Marry Aphmau?
00:59 Um, one of these seems very important!
01:01 Yeah, you're right!
01:02 This sucks, man!
01:03 Okay!
01:03 Why is making choices so difficult?!
01:05 Huh?
01:06 What?!
01:06 Um...
01:07 Why am I in a wed-
01:08 What are you two doing up here?!
01:09 Where did I get this?!
01:09 What are you doing up here?!
01:10 This is my wedding!
01:11 What am I doing here?!
01:12 I'm here to marry Aphmau so I can protect her from you two!
01:14 No, correction!
01:15 You two are here to get your butt kicked by me!
01:17 Well, I'm here to wear her up so I can-
01:18 AHH!
01:18 My good-
01:19 Oh!
01:19 Um...
01:20 It's my wedding!
01:21 Your wedding?!
01:21 What are you talking about?!
01:22 I'm your guy's care and help!
01:24 We're on time!
01:25 I can't tell you because all I got is flowers!
01:27 AHH!
01:27 You're gonna marry Aphmau!
01:28 You are not about to marry her!
01:30 I have weapons!
01:30 We have flowers!
01:31 No!
01:32 No, we don't!
01:33 For Aphmau!
01:33 Oh no!
01:34 They started a war!
01:36 I wanted to get it!
01:37 For Aphmau!
01:38 Um...
01:38 Ooh!
01:39 Left or right?
01:41 Alright, so Kim, we're obviously gonna go to the right because we're always right.
01:44 Yes!
01:45 Oh, really?
01:46 Always right, you say?
01:47 Who's gonna be left behind?
01:49 I don't know!
01:49 We'll figure it out!
01:50 Here we go!
01:51 Oh!
01:53 Oh!
01:53 Oh no!
01:53 Oh!
01:54 Oh!
01:54 Wait, wait, wait!
01:55 I didn't realize this was...
01:56 Wait!
01:56 Aaron, come here, come here, come here!
01:57 Aaron, come here, come here!
01:58 Alright, do it, do it!
01:59 We can do it, we can do it, we can do it!
01:59 I'll be completing...
02:00 I don't wanna complete with any of you two!
02:02 Come on, Kim, you gotta pick one of us!
02:04 Oh no, same's true here, sister!
02:05 Right here!
02:06 There we go!
02:06 Closer!
02:07 Uh...
02:07 Look, guys!
02:08 We're two people!
02:10 Oh, funny!
02:10 At least I picked a side with a working eye!
02:12 Yeah, just three regular people!
02:13 Oh, look, Steve's got two eyes!
02:15 Oh...
02:15 Yeah, just all regular people!
02:17 Hey, hey, hey!
02:19 Okay, alright, fine!
02:20 Alright, let's go for the button!
02:21 Oh, the button's over here!
02:22 I can't tell my left from my right!
02:23 It's over here, it's over here, over here!
02:24 I've had enough of this!
02:24 Ah!
02:25 Okay...
02:26 Would you rather...
02:28 Not enough sleep...
02:31 Or too much coffee?
02:33 Too much!
02:33 I think it's not even possible!
02:34 I think this is an easy one!
02:36 Not enough sleep?
02:37 Who the heck wants that?
02:38 Oh, hey, there, there!
02:39 Okay, I think I have an idea for this one!
02:41 Um...
02:42 I'll do this one!
02:43 Oh!
02:43 Oh, oh!
02:44 Oh no, we're all coughing!
02:46 Wait, wait, wait!
02:46 No, no, no!
02:47 Oh, oh, this isn't what I wanted!
02:49 This is so bad!
02:49 Think of all the things we'd get done
02:51 with all this coffee!
02:51 Oh, it's immense!
02:52 Look at the phantom!
02:53 You think these guys aren't even doing anything?
02:54 Wait, wait, wait, here, here!
02:55 Oh, no!
02:56 Don't touch them, they were peaceful!
02:58 Ah!
02:59 So bad!
03:00 Woof, woof, woof, woof!
03:00 Next!
03:01 Okay!
03:02 Alright, what's up?
03:03 Uh, have tentacle hair...
03:04 Or have tentacle toes?
03:06 No!
03:06 Oh, this is all bad!
03:08 That's disgusting!
03:10 Oh!
03:10 Think of all the things you could grab!
03:12 Okay, um...
03:13 Yeah, but I still like to wear shoes, you know!
03:14 Who would want tentacle hair?
03:16 Me!
03:17 Oh, my gosh!
03:18 Yeah, that sounds pretty unmanageable.
03:19 Oh, my gosh!
03:20 And then your toes are wiggling all over!
03:21 Guys, I do not want to ruin my hair!
03:23 Oh, no, I hate this!
03:25 I don't like this room!
03:26 I'm getting out of here!
03:26 No!
03:28 No!
03:28 Okay!
03:31 Play it safe or live dangerously?
03:33 Oh, I also like to live dangerously!
03:37 Yeah, we know!
03:38 Heh, heh, heh!
03:39 Oh, oh, oh!
03:40 Oh, the fire!
03:40 What's happening?
03:41 Oh, this might be too dangerous!
03:42 Oh, finally!
03:42 Covered in bubble wrap!
03:43 The only way to travel!
03:44 Oh, that's what we're doing!
03:45 Don't worry!
03:46 Don't worry!
03:46 I found it!
03:47 I'll make it through!
03:47 I'll show you how it's done!
03:48 Heh, heh, heh!
03:49 Ha!
03:50 Ah!
03:51 Why did you pick live dangerously?
03:52 I picked it because I wanted to save you in case you picked it, too!
03:55 Aw, that's super cute!
03:56 Oh, good thing I'm here!
03:57 I'm just gonna throw you into the fire!
03:59 Ah, you saved me!
04:00 Oh, thank you, Eric!
04:00 That's great!
04:02 I'm still on fire!
04:03 Yeah, and that's not safe!
04:04 I'm gonna do a stunt jump!
04:05 That's so cool!
04:06 Get into the cocoon of bubble wrap!
04:08 Oh, I have an idea!
04:09 Ah!
04:10 I can't get out of this!
04:10 I'm gonna be rolling around the ground!
04:12 What are you doing?
04:12 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
04:14 - Don't go over there! - You shouldn't be worried, you can't hurt me, I'm covered in bubble wrap!
04:17 - Oh, you're so safe! I don't think that'll ever happen to you, Zane!
04:19 - Wait, I can't move, what are you doing? - Zane, stop talking around me!
04:21 - [all screaming]
04:24 - I get it, I win! - [laughing]
04:26 - Next! Okay, alright. Would you rather... Skills... or... - Skills? - Hack.
04:33 - What? - Hack! - Uh...
04:34 - Well, obviously! - But one of these is just cheating!
04:37 - Um, yeah, I already have these, but I'll do it anyway. - Hm, let's see...
04:41 - Skills... hack... - Um...
04:44 - I hope you're not all dirty cheaters! - I think I know which one I wanna pick.
04:47 - I wanna pick smart! - Uh-huh. Wait, wait, wait, nothing happened!
04:49 - [all gasping] - Oh!
04:51 - Huh? - Oh!
04:53 - Oh, the bandhammers! - Oh, no, wait, what?
04:55 - We are bandhammers! - Bandhammers!
04:57 - Bye! - Come here, Zane!
04:59 - Time to start using some skills, Aaron! - Get Aaron in the game!
05:01 - We got the ability! Wait, oh, oh, come here, hammer! - Whoa!
05:04 - Oh, you just gotta get good! - Oh, look at you!
05:06 - Wait, oh, they're dodging! - [laughing] Can't get us now!
05:09 - Oh, you got skills! - Oh, look at those sick skills!
05:12 - Look at these skills on display! Ha-ha-ha! - Woo!
05:15 - Wow! - That's called getting good!
05:17 - I'll show you getting good! - Oh, I like this room!
05:20 - Wait, wait, wait, what? - Really weird, or weird.
05:23 - Oh, I already got this. - Yeah!
05:25 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:27 - Oh! - Oh, yeah.
05:29 - What happened? - Oh, Zane!
05:30 - [screaming] - Oh, you got different, man!
05:33 - Really weird! I'm just a little bit weird. - Wow, what's the matter with you?
05:36 - Your eyes swung sideways! - Oh, boy.
05:38 - I don't have a face in the back of my head!
05:40 - [screaming] - Oh, no!
05:42 - Oh, he's just a little shy. - Oh, I know, just a little face.
05:46 - Okay, we've had a lot of rooms so far.
05:49 But now, the ultimate room-- well, not-- I mean, the other one--
05:52 - This is your ultimate room? - Whoopee cushion for feet,
05:55 - or balloon for head. - Oh, I like this.
05:58 - A balloon for head? - I feel like a few people here
06:01 - already have that. - I guess I'll go for this.
06:03 - This one sounds real fun. - [laughing]
06:05 - Well... - [laughing]
06:07 - I always knew you two were heads. - Oh, ha-ha, very funny.
06:10 - Graeme, you have, like, two chins. - Yeah, I do.
06:12 - [laughing] - Something really smells.
06:15 - Ah! - Oh, no, Zane, you don't like my farting.
06:17 - Ew! - Oh, that's delirious.
06:19 - All we can do is raise our heads higher away from there.
06:21 - Come back here, Zane. - I don't have any.
06:23 - Yes, please, next! - [laughing]
06:26 - I just made a sound every time! - [laughing]
06:29 - All right, new one, new one. - So, which do you want?
06:30 - Would y'all want some long fingers? Or which nose?
06:33 - I don't know which one I'm going for! - I don't want either!
06:36 - Oh, you know what I'd go for? - Oh, the garlic's doing-- oh, no.
06:39 - Ew! - Oh, my head's with some kind of monster!
06:42 - Oh, no! - Oh, ew!
06:44 - Aaron, give me a hug! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
06:47 - You get away from me! - You got a pickle on your face!
06:49 - No, it's a witch nose! - Ah!
06:51 - Hey, first! - Ah!
06:53 - Hey, I can long flip! - I fell, I tripped.
06:56 - Oh, wow. - Woo!
06:58 - Wait, wait, why can we do this? - [laughing]
07:01 - Just be careful, I fell over. - Stop, I'm trying to--
07:03 I'm trying to click the next button, but I can't make it there!
07:05 - You gotta get over there. - I gotta push a button.
07:07 - Use those long fingers to push the button. - I got it.
07:09 - Here we go! - Okay.
07:11 - Who wants to read next? I'm tired of reading. - I'll read.
07:13 - Uh, have a sunburn or have fleas? - Oh, fleas!
07:17 - What's that? - I've had fleas, it's not bad.
07:21 - Yeah, I can't. - Oh, no, thank you!
07:24 - Yeah, I'm going with sunburn-- [screaming]
07:26 - No, no, we have sunburn. - I remember my sunscreen.
07:30 - They're dumb, they're on fire. - Yeah, I don't know if this is that much better.
07:33 - Oh, my gosh. - That's your bro!
07:35 - Oh, it's your butt! - So itchy!
07:38 - Whatever, it's fine. I'd rather be itchy than on fire.
07:41 - Yeah, but you can't get rid of fleas as fast as sunburn.
07:43 - I'm not allowed to be in the sun! - Okay.
07:45 - All right. - Ian, read if you can.
07:47 - What-- oh, let's see. Always be sweaty or always be cold?
07:52 - Oh. - Well, I already know my answer.
07:55 This one is pretty straightforward. - I mean, if you're cold,
07:58 can't you just put on a sweater? - Yeah, and then you'll be sweaty.
08:00 - All right, Ian, I'm not saying that I agree with you, but you may be honest.
08:03 - You know what? - Yeah.
08:04 - Oh! - I'm glad I'm being cold.
08:06 - What is Kim doing? - Are you all right, Kim?
08:10 - Yeah, I'm just dancing in front of a sweat gear.
08:12 - Are you dancing or are you-- - Good little routine you got there.
08:16 - Yeah, I'm staying nice and warm, how about you guys?
08:18 You guys look nice and warm. - Guys, we can stay warm
08:19 if we huddle together. Huddle together.
08:21 - Oh, we can make a cold-- yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:23 - Wait, are we making her cold? - Oh, we could.
08:25 - Oh, no! - Very cold and sweaty.
08:28 - Yeah! - The worst of both worlds.
08:30 - Oh, my fingers! - Next room, next room!
08:33 - Ah! - Okay, so would you rather
08:38 fat wallet or skinny body? - Oh, come on.
08:42 - This is simple. - This one's so easy.
08:44 - So simple. - Yeah, I'm gonna--
08:45 - Well, one of these potentially allows you to have the other.
08:48 - Ooh! - Oh, Kim!
08:49 - Ooh, ooh, ooh! - I got a makeover.
08:51 - Come on, Kim. - Whoa!
08:52 - A makeover, what? I don't look great?
08:54 - Guys, look at my wallet! - Kim?
08:56 - Whoa, Kim! - That's why we have the wallet?
08:58 - Kim, put that away! - Hey, throw me the money, guys!
09:01 - Oh, dang it, you guys! - Diamonds and emeralds all mine!
09:05 - All right, next room! - Yeah, let's keep moving, please.
09:08 - Oh, it's a ketchup and mustard room!
09:12 - Now we want a hot dog. - Oh, my gosh!
09:14 - This is kind of condiment-themed. - What?
09:16 - Dinosaurs! - Huh?
09:18 - We're dinosaurs! - What does that mean?
09:20 - Dinosaurs. - Dinosaurs.
09:21 - Dinosaurs. - Dinosaurs.
09:24 I don't know, guys. I feel like I'm choosing
09:25 the dinosaur one. Could you be more specific?
09:27 - Yeah, I chose the dinosaur one, too. - I like the truck.
09:29 - Oh, my God. - Dinosaurs!
09:32 - Oh, wait, I'm huge! - We're smaller dinos--
09:34 Wait, who's who? - Wait, I'm a smaller dinosaur.
09:36 - Wait, who's who? Yeah, the ketchup. - Oh, just went into it.
09:38 All right. - I'm the raptor.
09:40 - Am I the triceratops? - I'm the big one!
09:42 I think I'm a dilophosaurus. - I'm a tiny T-Rex.
09:46 - Time to eat the smaller dinosaurs! - No!
09:48 - Ah, no! I'm a tiny T-Rex! I'm a T-Rex!
09:50 - All right, so, mohawk or-- or-- or-- or I can't read it.
09:54 - Mullet. - Mullet?
09:55 - It's Molotov. - (laughs)
09:58 - I have been thinking about getting one of these.
10:00 - Hmm. - Oh, really?
10:01 - I don't know. I'm big on this one. - I think you're gonna like me.
10:02 - I'm big on this one. - I think you're gonna like me.
10:03 - I think you're gonna like me. - What's happening?
10:05 - Yeah! - Oh, my gosh.
10:08 - I feel the same. - What happened?
10:10 - What do you mean, "What happened?" I feel almost exactly the same.
10:12 - I think this is a nice, natural way. - You look like a thumb!
10:14 - (laughs) - Yeah, I don't like that.
10:16 - All right, this is interesting. - Oh, this is the manliest I've ever been.
10:19 - Whatever, this is totally punk! - Oh! Okay.
10:23 - What about this one? - So, Kimri.
10:26 - Okay. Hot dog or hamburger? - Ooh, hamburger.
10:31 - Question. - What about a hot burger?
10:32 - A hot burger? - A hot burger?
10:34 - What would that be? - Obviously, it's a hot dog
10:37 and a hamburger at the same time. - They're both delicious on their own.
10:40 - I have to pick one, I guess. - Make your choice!
10:44 - Hurry up! - Oh, what?
10:46 - What? - Eat the hamburger?
10:47 - Oh, they're hot dogs! - Wait, what?
10:48 - Oh, they are hot dogs! - Wait, what?
10:50 - Oh, they're literally a hot dog. - Hot dog or burgers?
10:52 - What? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
10:54 - Wait, what are you doing? - It's so hot!
10:56 - Ah! - What are you doing?
10:57 - It's so tasty! It's so tasty! - (laughs)
10:58 - What? - So, we actually became hot--
11:01 Did I eat Kim, too? Oh, no.
11:03 - Oh, oh, oh! (laughs) - Next!
11:05 - I can only pick one! - Zane, look at your room!
11:09 - Oh, finally! - Baggy clothes or shrink?
11:13 All your clothes in the dryer. - No, why would you do that?
11:16 I wanna be able to wear my clothes! - Yeah, but I think I know
11:18 which one to pick here. This is easy.
11:19 - Yeah, this one's simple. - I wanna see what happens.
11:21 - Think about it. If your clothes shrink,
11:24 then you look thinner. - Oh!
11:26 - I don't know if that's always true. - Oh, my God!
11:28 - Oh, my God! - What are your shoes?
11:30 - What happened to you guys? - This is super comfy!
11:32 - I don't know, I think I look pretty cool.
11:33 - Yeah, see, we've got comfort. - Yeah, well, me and Ian--
11:35 - I don't know. I think I'm ready for the beach.
11:37 - Hot girl summer, okay? There we go. - Yes, uh-huh.
11:39 Hot girl summer. Let's go. - Okay.
11:42 Ready? Five, six, seven, eight.
11:44 You want sweet or you want sour?
11:47 It is all about the Minecraft power.
11:49 See, I can cheer. - I don't think anyone's
11:51 questioning that. - Oh, my goodness!
11:54 - Oh, Erin! Erin, we're-- I can see.
11:58 I can see this is definitely sour. - What's that?
12:00 What is this? - Space boyfriend.
12:03 - You know, I think the last time I made this was in the fifth grade
12:06 when I had too many warheads. - Wait, aren't you still
12:08 in the fifth grade? - Vacation on the moon.
12:10 - Vacation in Florida. - What seems more realistic?
12:14 - Oh, hang on. Are there beaches on the moon?
12:16 - You know, I can see it. Florida does have Disney World.
12:18 - Ah! - There's no Disney World
12:21 on the moon, is there? - Are there?
12:22 - But think about exploring the moon, though.
12:23 - (laughing) - Wait, what if there are
12:26 alligators on the moon? - There are alligators!
12:28 - Oh, but there are alligators! - Houston, we have a lot of problems.
12:31 - I know! - I use the power of Florida Man!
12:33 - Yeah, it's WrestleMGators! - We're on Florida Man now!
12:36 - Who next? - WrestleMGators!
12:37 - Oh, what are we doing now? I got it, I got it.
12:40 - So, I had a reader. - Oh, yeah.
12:42 - Be made of silly putty, or be able to go for it.
12:45 - Eh, this seems rather easy, guys. - Well, this sounds pretty silly.
12:49 - It's a weird combination. - Okay, I've got this one.
12:52 - Listen, I'd rather have a superman. - I would rather-- I mean, both sound
12:54 like a superman. - Both are powers, this is.
12:56 - Woo! - Oh.
12:57 - I didn't want to be an Enderman. - Oh, okay.
12:59 - Wow, but wait-- - Oh, we're as tall as the Enderman!
13:01 - Yarn! - I can teleport wherever I want!
13:04 - We got stretched out. - Yes, we are.
13:06 - Yeah, yeah, well, you can't jump, though. - I don't think it's--
13:10 - Kim, Kim, I'll stop looking at you, just calm down!
13:13 - Am I gonna be standing for the rest of my life?
13:15 - I don't know. - I'm gonna keep looking at you.
13:16 - Oh! Would you rather eat one-- I can't read!
13:21 - One spicy pepper? - I got it!
13:24 - Or an entire pizza? - I was gonna read, Kim and me!
13:26 - Well, you are slow, and I've gotta get a-- - Wow!
13:29 - Hey, guys, what if I've already done both? - Just choose which one's best.
13:32 - Oh, is that what I want? - Too bad!
13:34 - Oh, give me that pizza! - Well, now you gotta eat it.
13:37 - Too bad-- whoa, whoa, whoa! - Ah!
13:38 - I'm on fire! - Ah!
13:40 - Ah! - Ah!
13:42 - I got everyone on fire! - Ah!
13:44 - I think I'm a little old from the pizza. - What's wrong?
13:48 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Oh, yeah.
13:50 - Oh, I'm awful. - Ah!
13:52 - Hey, it's not good for my digestive. - Oh, oh, now you--
13:55 - Ah! - Would you rather be made of jello
13:58 or a tongue that's too big? - Oh, you know, but your tongue's too big,
14:02 it means you can't talk! - Uh, okay.
14:04 - Think of what you could do if you had a body made of jello
14:06 or if you had a tongue too big. - Huh? What the--
14:09 - What? - What?
14:11 - Oh! - Oh, I see.
14:14 - Oh, no! - Oh, I thought my whole body would change.
14:16 - Oh, no! - I guess he's ready to lick up some jello.
14:18 - Oh! - You don't wanna make us--
14:20 - Ah! - Ah!
14:22 - Ah! - Ah!
14:24 - That's-- - Ah!
14:26 - Okay. - All right, what's going on in this room?
14:28 - Well, would you rather four blocks or one block?
14:32 - What? - One block?
14:34 - That's not fun! - I know, it's true.
14:36 - Yeah, so, um, I think I'd rather have more, please.
14:38 - I'm kind of an expert. I don't need four blocks.
14:40 One block's enough. - I know this one.
14:42 - Yeah, you know what? I wanna try something new.
14:44 Four blocks.
14:46 - Oh! - Oh, tall!
14:48 - One block tall, no! - Oh, man!
14:50 - It's only one block tall, eh, Shorty?
14:52 - Hey. - Hey, you don't say "early."
14:54 I can say "now."
14:56 - Aaron, you're finally half-mouse-sized.
14:58 - Get your ankles! - Ah!
15:00 - Stop it! - Ah!
15:02 - I thought I could jump so high.
15:04 - I know, they can't stop us because they can't catch us 'cause they're so big!
15:06 - Let me catch up to you. - High jump!
15:08 - Ah! - Get him, Aaron!
15:10 Beat him up! - My ankle's locked!
15:12 - What do you think I'm trying to do? - So slow, I can't hit him!
15:14 - Bring him down to our level!
15:16 - Actually, now that I think about it, hey, I thought I couldn't even reach the button.
15:18 Heh heh heh heh heh.
15:20 - Ha ha ha ha ha.
15:22 - Wait, oh, hey, put me down!
15:24 - Ah! - Oh!
15:26 - I told you you could do this!
15:28 - Ah!
15:30 (record scratches)