• last year
Actor and comedian Adam Sandler (Hotel Transylvania, The Wedding Singer) delivers signature laughs in this coming-of-age animated musical comedy about the last year of elementary school – as seen through the eyes of a class pet. Jaded 74-year-old lizard Leo (Sandler) has been stuck in the same Florida classroom for decades with his terrarium-mate turtle (Bill Burr). When he learns he only has one year left to live, he plans to escape to experience life on the outside but instead gets caught up in the problems of his anxious students — including an impossibly mean substitute teacher. It ends up being the strangest but most rewarding bucket list ever…
Transcript
00:00 (upbeat music)
00:01 - All right, another year,
00:02 another batch of fifth grade head cases.
00:04 - Let's just get through it.
00:06 - I hope everyone's met our class pets,
00:08 Leonardo and Squirtle.
00:10 I'm not touching those things.
00:11 - Don't they eat, sleep and poo in the same place?
00:14 - Hey, I poo where he sleeps.
00:16 ♪ I feel a hunger, it's a hunger ♪
00:19 - That lizard looks pretty old.
00:21 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
00:23 ♪ Anticipations run through me ♪
00:26 - Do I look old?
00:28 Thank you.
00:30 ♪ I'm gonna be a genius ♪
00:32 - No animal wants to be locked up.
00:34 I wasted my life.
00:37 - This year, every student has to take home a class pet.
00:40 - This is my shot, are you nuts?
00:42 ♪ Take me home tonight ♪
00:46 - So I go with these kids.
00:47 Then I escape.
00:49 And then I really live.
00:51 ♪ Take me home tonight ♪
00:53 - It's on.
00:54 ♪ This soul is just like the air I take ♪
00:58 - Ow, mother of Godzilla.
01:01 - What was that?
01:03 You just spoke.
01:04 Mom.
01:05 - No.
01:05 - You talked.
01:06 - People can't know.
01:08 - Why are your hands wet?
01:10 - They're naturally moist.
01:12 You're talking to them.
01:17 These kids are all benefiting from my 74 years of wisdom.
01:21 - Everyone thinks I'm weird.
01:22 - Kid, they don't even know you.
01:24 Try doing this.
01:25 Wait.
01:28 (burps)
01:30 - Leo!
01:31 (children cheering)
01:34 - First one?
01:35 Usually it's in the front, but very nice.
01:37 You're growing up.
01:38 - No, no, no.
01:39 It's my dad.
01:41 (lips smacking)
01:43 ♪ I'm gonna do it ♪
01:48 - What is so special about this reptile?
01:52 ♪ I'm gonna do it ♪
01:54 - You made me feel like I could do anything.
01:56 - This is gonna end badly.
01:58 (yells)
01:59 - This is a tough time, but these are the best years.
02:02 Believe me.
02:03 (dramatic music)
02:04 (growls)
02:05 - This is incredible!
02:07 ♪ I'm gonna do it ♪
02:09 ♪ I'm gonna do it ♪
02:12 (sizzling)
02:14 (thuds)
02:19 (thuds)
02:21 (thuds)
02:23 (thuds)
02:25 (thuds)
02:27 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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