Danger Force S01E05 Mime Games
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00:00 Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:02 We're sco-sco-sco-sco-ing!
00:03 Our gooberluxe is three minutes away
00:05 and I'm not gonna lose my five star rating for any of you.
00:08 You could help us.
00:09 I'm helping by yelling.
00:11 Let's go, let's go!
00:12 Relax, boss. I'm good to go.
00:15 We're going to Paris.
00:19 You're not gonna pack anything?
00:21 Whatever I need, the universe will provide.
00:23 OK, Miles, that's all your stuff.
00:26 Again, told you.
00:29 Why do you do this for him?
00:31 The only way he'll learn is if I do it over and over for him again
00:34 until he learns.
00:35 Bose, bring the stuff outside.
00:39 You got it, boss.
00:41 Remember, I am Bruce.
00:44 Wait a minute.
00:47 I knew I smelled science in here!
00:51 Bose, why are you dressed like Bose?
00:53 'Cause I want to go to Paris.
00:56 It's the city of love.
00:57 I want to fall in love.
00:59 Oh, the heart seeks what it needs.
01:01 First of all, we're not going to Paris to fall in love.
01:05 We're going to Paris 'cause the French Captain Man is on strike.
01:08 Second of all, everybody knows you're gonna die alone.
01:11 Monsieur Man is on strike?
01:14 Yes.
01:15 Ah, ah, Monsieur Man!
01:19 They need us to protect France's greatest national treasures
01:23 until he agrees to go back to work.
01:25 Yeah, how long is that gonna take?
01:27 I don't know, ask him when you get there.
01:29 - I don't speak French. - Sure you do.
01:31 French is just English, but with their ridiculous accents.
01:34 Ha-ha.
01:35 That's very ridiculously wrong.
01:37 Sorry I'm late. I, uh, couldn't find my hoodie.
01:44 Hey, I have that same hoodie.
01:47 And that same hair.
01:49 - You pack all our traveling weapons? - Yeah.
01:52 - You get a little sizzler? - Of course.
01:54 - A smoke wagon? - In there.
01:55 - The mean wheel? - Trick question.
01:57 There is no weapon called the mean wheel.
01:59 Ooh, OK, Chopper.
02:01 Got a mean wheel right here.
02:04 You show it to a bad guy,
02:07 and when he sees all the mean faces on it,
02:10 he's like, "Put that away, that's so mean!"
02:12 - May I holler at you for a second? - Please do.
02:17 - We're real superheroes. - Yeah.
02:20 - We use real weapons. - Yeah.
02:22 Not things like the mean wheel and boo-boo pew-pew.
02:26 Oh, I forgot my boo-boo pew-pew upstairs.
02:29 - Uh, hey, Bray. - What?
02:32 There's a Goober Lux SUV outside.
02:36 Oh, my stars. My stars!
02:38 - What? - I missed the alert!
02:40 Now my five star rating's going down!
02:42 Come on, come on, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go!
02:44 - Chopper! - What?
02:51 [screaming]
02:52 [screaming]
02:54 [screaming]
02:55 Security system armed in three, two, one.
03:01 Boo-boo pew-pew, no!
03:09 Chopper?
03:18 Miles? Mika?
03:20 Bose?
03:22 Oh, wait, that's me. Uh, security lady?
03:25 What can I help you with?
03:27 Can you turn these lasers off?
03:29 It's been four hours and I gotta pee.
03:31 System shutdown requires magic word.
03:34 I wish I was smart like Schwoz.
03:35 Schwoz is smart, he doesn't magic word.
03:38 Schwoz is smart is the magic word.
03:40 Wait, that's three words.
03:44 OK, it's fine, it's fine.
03:46 Oh, Bose, they forgot us.
03:53 We're all alone in the man's nest.
03:55 Oh, we're all alone in the man's nest!
04:00 Mr. Security system, play some alone in the man's nest music.
04:05 Sounds good.
04:07 And Bose, have a little fun.
04:09 [music playing]
04:10 [laser sounds]
04:11 I don't even know where this bed came from.
04:27 [music playing]
04:28 Security system, turn off the music.
04:47 I'm about to watch an adults only show.
04:51 Welcome to C-SPAN.
04:54 Tonight's topic, health care policy in America,
04:57 single payer amortization, mortgage interest deduction,
05:00 penalty, social security, funding, a bunch of boring stuff, the Pentagon.
05:03 Our first caller is from Swellview.
05:07 Go ahead, caller.
05:08 Ah, ha ha!
05:09 I'm a kid watching an adults only show.
05:12 You shouldn't be watching an adults only show.
05:15 Where are your parents or other grown up co-workers?
05:18 Uh, I wanna say Italy.
05:22 [music playing]
05:23 [music playing]
05:24 Alright, everybody, calm down.
05:32 America's here.
05:34 Alright, first things first.
05:37 Got a couple of great jokes about French people,
05:40 so let's dive right in.
05:41 How many French people does it take to surrender--
05:44 [chattering]
05:45 [speaking French]
05:50 I'm sorry, I do not understand.
05:53 Uh, I was speaking French.
05:55 But no, French is just English with a very ridiculous accent.
06:01 See?
06:04 I'm right about everything.
06:05 This place kinda looks like hip hop puree.
06:09 But of course, we want you to feel at home
06:12 while you guard our national treasure.
06:15 Well, I guess somebody has to.
06:17 Since Monsieur Man over there is on strike.
06:22 That is correct.
06:24 I will not fight crime until someone buys me
06:30 a pretty pink motorcycle.
06:32 I'm sick of taking the subway.
06:35 I want to drive around, say, "Beep, beep, beep, out of my way!"
06:39 I am Monsieur Man!
06:42 [laughing]
06:43 OK.
06:46 What are we guarding here?
06:49 Only the most important treasures in all of France.
06:53 Napoleon's pants.
06:56 [chattering]
06:57 The first French bread ever baked.
07:01 [chattering]
07:02 And finally, the original elements of music superstars,
07:08 the Daft Punk.
07:09 [chattering]
07:10 Ah, I definitely know who Daft Punk is.
07:14 'Cause I'm cool.
07:15 And I know cool things.
07:18 Name any of their songs.
07:20 There's no time.
07:21 Volt, let's get an inventory on those weapons
07:24 before any of these cheese eaters try to steal
07:26 my favorite band's helmets or whatever.
07:29 Uh, we got a problem, Cap.
07:31 You took their own weapons bag.
07:34 A what?
07:35 Care to explain this, buddy?
07:40 I can't because I am the Derm-One.
07:47 Ah, did somebody science in here?
07:49 Wait a minute.
07:52 Schwoz!
07:55 I thought I told you to stay home, you little nerd!
07:57 I want to fight long!
08:00 Wait, if that was Schwoz, then where's...
08:05 [gasping]
08:05 Kevin!
08:07 I mean, Bose!
08:09 I mean, Rainstorm!
08:11 It all just... kinda happened.
08:16 [arguing]
08:19 Stop talking!
08:20 ♪ Danger ♪
08:24 ♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh ♪
08:27 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪
08:31 ♪ Danger, we're gonna be both ♪
08:33 ♪ We're gonna be both ♪
08:35 That's just the doorbell.
08:37 [sighing]
08:38 I know.
08:39 You guys, what happened to Bose?
08:43 Did we leave him at home?
08:45 - Alone? - Yes!
08:47 - He's my favorite one! - Wow, what does that say?
08:49 He's probably scared and cold and hungry and tired!
08:53 Well, I am happy and sweaty and well-fed and ready to dance!
08:58 ♪ All you can have, time of your life ♪
09:03 ♪ When I say "yee", you say "haw" ♪
09:07 - Yee! - Haw!
09:08 - Yee! - Yee!
09:09 I mean, haw.
09:10 ♪ When I say "yee", you say "haw" ♪
09:11 - Yee! - Haw!
09:13 - Yee! - Haw!
09:14 ♪ Step on to the right, approach and you'll see the left ♪
09:18 Who's this little cowboy?
09:21 The man's nest is supposed to be empty!
09:23 I don't know, but he's got some sweet moves!
09:27 [laughing]
09:28 Let me down!
09:31 Check Captain Man's Envygram feed.
09:35 He's definitely in Paris!
09:38 Wanna give up and go down to the pickle barn?
09:41 No!
09:43 [laughing]
09:44 Just one kid, we can take him.
09:47 And then the man's nest...
09:50 is ours.
09:52 OK, but first I gotta make a quick little viddy.
09:57 Hey, Frankini, look at me!
10:00 I'm with another guy!
10:02 And we're about to do a hot crowd!
10:05 [laughing]
10:06 What the heck are you doing?
10:07 I'm making Frankini jealous so he'll take me back!
10:11 No, no, give me that phone, give me that, give me, give me that phone!
10:13 Give me that, give me that!
10:16 ♪ Do the Captain Man, he got the full bubbles ♪
10:18 ♪ He got the hot crowd, the last of our clothes ♪
10:21 ♪ He's the man, time to go around ♪
10:24 Bad guys...
10:25 That's bad.
10:28 [laughing]
10:29 [music playing]
10:32 [cheering]
10:41 These two are about to get a taste of the mean wheel.
10:44 Plasma blaster?
10:47 When am I supposed to use this?
10:49 [laughing]
10:50 Oh, somebody call my baby Bose!
11:04 Relax, OK, I'm calling him.
11:06 [laughing]
11:08 It won't work!
11:10 The phone service you are using, Etienne, oui, is on strike.
11:14 The whole country is now on strike!
11:18 They are strike for Monsieur Man!
11:21 [laughing]
11:22 If only we had someone who could teleport back home!
11:27 Au revoir, Frenchies!
11:29 Nice!
11:32 Finally, one of your superpowers actually worked!
11:34 - Looking at you, shout out. - Wow, you're really gonna go there?
11:37 - What are you doing? - Get out of here!
11:40 OK, if anyone else is curious, that is the ladies' room.
11:44 - Ew. - Wow, mission accomplished, bud.
11:46 Anybody else got any ideas?
11:47 I've got an idea!
11:49 Why don't you stop that mime from stealing the baguette?
11:53 - Mime? - Baguette?
11:55 Stealing from...
11:56 Freeze!
11:58 Oh, freeze, like he's cold?
12:03 Ah, it's good.
12:05 - Alright, take the bread you burned. - No!
12:07 - That's stealing. - He's getting away!
12:09 I guess it works.
12:14 Sometimes you just, you know...
12:16 Get lucky.
12:18 That's a daft punk song.
12:20 I know it is, thank you.
12:23 - Then sing it. - Mmm, too expensive.
12:26 Come on, Goomer, smash it already!
12:33 You gotta film me!
12:34 I wanna make a Goomerang and send it to Frank Keeny.
12:37 Just smash the dang doors!
12:40 Fine, I'll Goomerang myself.
12:42 Do it already, alright?
12:44 Hey, where'd you get that outfit? The Liam Neeson collection?
12:47 - Smash it! - Come on, rock!
12:50 You know, I've made soiled diapers smarter than you.
12:53 - Swing it already! - Fine, I'll smash it!
12:56 - Smash it! - Nice doors.
12:58 Oh, wait, don't think about the doors.
12:59 Aw...
13:02 Dang it!
13:04 [music playing]
13:05 [laughing]
13:09 I got that on video!
13:14 - Alright! - Oh, want me to send it to Frank Keeny?
13:19 - No! - Ooh, ooh!
13:21 [laughing]
13:22 Talk, I said talk!
13:24 - Tell me where your friends are! - He's a mime, they don't talk!
13:28 They also don't have friends.
13:30 He's got friends, he's a mime!
13:34 They live in hives, so when you see one,
13:36 you know there's gotta be a mime hive nearby somewhere.
13:39 - Are you thinking of bees? - No.
13:41 Mimes work together, they live in hives
13:43 and they protect their mime queen at all costs, trust me!
13:45 I do not trust you.
13:47 [laughing]
13:48 - Talk, tell me where your hive is! - He's not going to talk!
13:52 We'll see about that.
13:54 Talk! Talk!
13:56 Talk!
13:58 OK, this guy's good.
14:01 He's got me twice so far, I said we'd just let him have the bread, you guys!
14:04 - No! - No!
14:05 But he wants it, look, he's hungry!
14:07 - Talk! - He's got a little bit going!
14:09 - Talk! - What?
14:12 - Let's try something else. - Like what?
14:15 What if we just play along?
14:18 Let's let him do his mime games and maybe he'll like us and tell us something.
14:22 Hm, if he won't speak our language, let's try speaking his.
14:26 [laughing]
14:30 Oh, no! I sure hope no one throws an imaginary rope around me!
14:35 What?
14:37 [laughing]
14:38 Because then I'd have no choice but to get pulled in!
14:42 Oh, no, I'm running away!
14:48 Oh!
14:50 Ah! He's got me!
14:54 He's got you! He's totally got you!
14:57 You need to activate rope me, rope me, rope me!
15:00 [explosion]
15:01 [laughing]
15:03 Rankini never lets me jump on the bed!
15:07 Hey, shut up, will ya? I'm trying to call the news!
15:10 Rankini always said I'd break the bed, but he's wrong!
15:15 [laughing]
15:16 He was right!
15:21 Would you get up off of this bed?
15:25 OK, think, Bose, think!
15:26 There's gotta be some way we can beat those guys.
15:28 I got an idea!
15:30 Boo-boo-boo-boo? You can talk?
15:33 No, this is all in your imagination!
15:36 Your heightened sense of survival is creating my voice in your head!
15:41 - Whoa! - Right?
15:42 Plus, you ate a lot of hair gel, so you're getting sick!
15:46 - It was so tasty! - Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure!
15:49 But for real, though, I have an idea about how you're gonna beat these guys!
15:53 - Hey, Boo-boo. - Why don't you turn on the security system?
15:57 - Security system? - Yeah!
16:00 That's what lasered me right in half!
16:02 It's a great idea!
16:04 And I can use my powers!
16:07 Just flip that pencil over to the keypad and turn it on!
16:10 No, no, no, no, buddy!
16:13 - Just stroll over and use your fingers-- - Shut up, Boo-boo-boo-boo!
16:16 I'm using my powers!
16:17 [laughing]
16:18 [cheering]
16:23 Now you gotta do both next, die of old!
16:25 - Do all both! - Bye!
16:26 - Play along! - Nope, not doing it!
16:29 - Come on! - Paris, give it to the whimsy!
16:32 - Whimsy! - Whimsy!
16:34 - Whimsy! - Whimsy!
16:36 - Whimsy! - Oh, she's moving!
16:39 - Whimsy! - Oh, she's playing along!
16:41 - Whimsy! - Whimsy!
16:43 - Whimsy! - Whimsy!
16:45 [cheering]
16:46 Yeah!
16:47 Man, I told you this guy was good!
16:49 That's it, kiss, close, he's getting the bread!
16:51 - He's not getting the bread, Chad. - We wanna keep the bread!
16:54 - The bread's great! - Hold up!
16:56 What's happening?
16:57 - Uh, is this still a part of his act? - Yeah, let him do it!
17:01 I thought the whole thing with mimes is that they only pretend to do real things.
17:04 No, the thing with mimes is they make invisible honey.
17:07 - Again, bees! - Oh, I see.
17:08 [laughing]
17:09 What are you laughing at, man?
17:13 [horn blowing]
17:14 [gasping]
17:17 - It's more mimes! - They come from their hive!
17:20 Is that a mime queen?
17:22 And is she squirting invisible honey on a piece of toast?
17:26 Of course she is!
17:27 I told you I'm right about everything!
17:29 - Oh... - Oh, help!
17:30 [arguing]
17:32 [screaming]
17:38 You gotta stop those mimes!
17:43 I'm trying to just stop!
17:45 I can't believe this stupid thing actually works!
17:47 Stop laughing!
17:49 Stop being funny!
17:50 [laughing]
17:52 - It worked! - Nice!
17:57 - Alright! - Bow time!
17:58 Hey!
18:01 [laughing]
18:02 - Nice job, A-Wolf! - Where'd he go?
18:04 Who cares?
18:07 It's queen punching time!
18:09 [screaming]
18:11 Oh, hey, Bulls!
18:17 Can't... talk right now.
18:19 Yeah, I'm getting to the back to France.
18:21 Wanna roll with me?
18:22 Yeah, a little busy.
18:24 Hey, did you know that mimes live in hives?
18:29 Everyone knows that.
18:31 Hi, guys! You still got two unlasered legs!
18:36 - Been an honor to watch you walk over-- - Shut up, Boo Boo Pew Pew!
18:41 You can access it from the file menu.
18:43 - No, is it the edit screen? - They're probably wrong.
18:45 - Hello? - How do I know it's--
18:47 - No, no, it's Mary Gaberman! - Yes, yes, yes!
18:49 I can see you, can you see me?
18:51 Can you hear me?
18:52 Just hit accept video chat, Gaberman!
18:55 I'm pressing the button!
18:56 Stop it, I'm doing this!
18:59 - This is fun! - Stop it, don't press the button!
19:01 Don't press the button! Give me the remote!
19:03 - Give me, give me the remote! - You hit the button, I got the remote!
19:05 - Give me the remote! - You hit the button, I got the remote!
19:07 - Give me the remote! - Give me the remote!
19:09 ♪ It's how you laugh ♪
19:11 ♪ When I say, you say, "Ho!" ♪
19:14 - Yee! - Huh?
19:15 - Yee! - Huh?
19:16 - When I say-- - What the Florida Georgia line is this?
19:20 [music playing]
19:21 [fighting]
19:24 [laughing]
19:32 Wee!
19:39 OK, this just worked a few minutes ago!
19:41 [laughing]
19:42 Get over here and help me with the queen!
19:45 We have to secure the treasures!
19:47 Who cares about the treasures?
19:48 We gotta take out this queen before she lays any more eggs!
19:51 Eggs?
19:52 [fighting]
19:53 What?
19:56 Yes, eggs that hatch in a mine, Marvin, keep up!
20:01 [fighting]
20:03 Oh, no!
20:14 Tough break, anyway, new plan!
20:17 Just use your fingers to get ahold of the...
20:20 ♪ Mine ♪
20:25 ♪ But deep down I'm not OK ♪
20:31 ♪ It's just me and my truck ♪
20:34 ♪ And I don't give a... ♪
20:36 ♪ ...Hang to just anyone ♪
20:40 Hey, hey, hey!
20:41 One more song and we gotta call the news back!
20:44 Yee-haw!
20:46 ♪ I'm just a lonely Captain Brave ♪
20:58 [music playing]
20:59 [fighting]
21:03 - Sorry! - It's OK!
21:10 [fighting]
21:11 Alright, lady, baguette wrecked!
21:16 [screaming]
21:17 Baguette wrecked?
21:22 OK, choppa!
21:25 Uh, little help?
21:28 [screaming]
21:31 Thanks, no problem.
21:36 [screaming]
21:39 [screaming]
21:40 Oh, man!
21:43 I missed my chance to punch a mine!
21:46 [screaming]
21:47 The strike, she is over!
21:53 - What? - Yes!
21:54 The France has purchased me a pretty pink motorcycle!
21:59 No, beep, beep, beep, beep, out of my way!
22:02 Ah, ah, monster mine!
22:05 [laughing]
22:06 [laughing]
22:07 I don't know, it's a good thing.
22:12 Breaking news, the toddler Aunt Goomer
22:16 had broken into the man's nest.
22:17 That's right, and you tell Frankini I said that--
22:22 I-- I love you!
22:26 And-- and I-- and I miss you!
22:30 [crying]
22:32 How are you a bigger baby than me?
22:36 [laughing]
22:37 Security system activated.
22:43 [grunting]
22:47 I guess that's what happens when villains try to break into the man's nest.
22:55 That's right, Trent, they dance for about 20 minutes
22:59 and then they get zapped.
23:01 Well, then I'm sure none of them will ever try to break in again.
23:05 Let's hope not. Trent?
23:07 Show's over, Mary. Just smile and wait.
23:10 Oh.
23:11 Captain Man, the strike, she is--
23:21 - Yeah, yeah, she's over. - We heard.
23:23 Did you protect our French national treasures?
23:28 [meowing]
23:29 Not even a little.
23:30 Hey, the pants made it.
23:34 [crashing]
23:35 Uh, my bad.
23:39 That's on me.
23:41 What are we going to do?
23:43 Oh, well, uh, we are gonna go home.
23:46 You cannot just leave.
23:49 You came here, made a lot of dust up and destroyed all of our stuff.
23:55 Well, you know, America.
24:00 You guys can talk in Spanish if it wasn't for us.
24:03 You guys, I met the love of my life.
24:06 We're leaving.
24:07 - But, no, but I just felt-- - I said we're leaving!
24:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:14 (upbeat music)