Adopted as a child, new father Mel Colpin decides he cannot name his son until he knows his birth parents, and determine | dG1fUGM2cDcyTzRwNDQ
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00:00 (music)
00:02 Well, the mystery of your unknown self is about to unfold.
00:07 Mel Copeland is going on a journey of discovery.
00:10 I tell you, I went to the adoption agency and they found my real mother.
00:12 Aren't we good enough parents?
00:14 And it's going to be quite a trip.
00:15 I'm Tina Kalb.
00:16 Tina is with the adoption agency where you adopted me.
00:19 (roar)
00:21 Your mother lives in San Diego, California.
00:23 Hi!
00:25 There's been a terrible mistake.
00:27 Valerie's not your mother, Mel.
00:28 I feel like a complete idiot.
00:30 (roar)
00:31 Mel, your father is named Fritz Foudreau and he lives in Gundel, Michigan.
00:36 Your mother meets this guy.
00:38 What?
00:39 They ran off together.
00:41 You're saying you're not sure if you're my father?
00:42 You have to ask your mother about that.
00:44 (roar)
00:45 We're going to New Mexico.
00:46 Mary Schlichting.
00:47 This is not the way I planned this trip.
00:48 Well, I think you're doing a great job.
00:50 You're attracted to her, aren't you?
00:51 No.
00:52 Now they're not just flirting with each other.
00:54 Oh my God.
00:55 Oh my God.
00:56 They're flirting with disaster.
00:58 You haven't been treating her very well. Do you know that?
01:00 (music)
01:02 Do you want to take a shower?
01:04 No, go ahead.
01:05 Together.
01:06 Yes.
01:07 You kind of remind me of my mother.
01:09 (smack)
01:10 Ow!
01:11 (scream)
01:12 I think I'll ride with a listened couple number, too.
01:14 It's a story about love.
01:15 Even if you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we would love you.
01:17 Yeah, sure.
01:18 Thank you very much.
01:19 Sex.
01:20 Family.
01:21 I want you to consider my age and ask yourself how I maintain this.
01:24 Mom, why are you doing this?
01:25 Sex.
01:26 I'm feeling very frustrated.
01:27 Fidelity.
01:28 Some kind of a swapping thing you got here?
01:30 And sex.
01:31 Nancy was saying you guys were having some tension around all sex.
01:34 Well, have you tried the warm water method?
01:36 Ben Stiller, Patricia Arquette, Tia Leone, George Segal, Lily Tomlin, Alan Alda, and Mary Tyler Moore.
01:44 This is about my real identity.
01:45 You made LSD.
01:47 I was relieved, though, when you came out in the hospital and you only had one head.
01:50 (laughter)
01:52 Flirting with disaster.
01:54 (music)
01:58 Nancy was saying you guys were having some tension around all sex.
02:02 Oh, was she?
02:03 Yeah.
02:04 Really?
02:05 Hey, it happens to me, too.
02:06 But, you know, a technique that I find useful, humming to myself.
02:10 Humming to yourself?
02:11 Yep, humming.
02:12 Seems to release the tension so I can enjoy the pleasure.
02:14 It's great.
02:15 Great.