Lost in Karastan | movie | 2014 | Official Trailer
Washed up British film director, Emil, who is invited by a nascent state to make a national Epic in an obscure Caucasus | dG1fb1FqM0xRc195M3M
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00:00 Lie down, close your eyes, go deeper into that quiet realm, breathe nicely
00:07 F*CK OFF!
00:08 Hello, Emil Forster?
00:10 Searching is better
00:11 And whether you want a more powerful drill or a woman muscle before recharging?
00:16 I'm calling from the Levantonomous Republic of Karazhan
00:19 Sorry, where?
00:20 Uh, my shoes problem
00:21 Come on, where are my shoes?
00:22 Welcome to Karazhan
00:29 Why are there so many tanks?
00:31 We like tanks
00:31 You are a genius
00:36 Don't disagree with me
00:39 People who disagree with me get shot
00:42 Where's the toilet?
00:46 Are you serious?
00:52 How come I've got all of the weapons we need in the Dastgar?
00:53 That guy could have planted a gun on you
00:56 I think you were really good in Resident Evil 3
00:59 Yeah, I was in Resident Evil 3
01:01 To be fair, it's difficult to work with a script like this
01:04 I wrote the script
01:06 Do you know about Thanat?
01:07 Uh, the vodka?
01:08 Thanat is the hero who united Karazhan in the 14th century
01:11 His mother was killed by marauding Cherkezians
01:14 That was good, that was... are you all right?
01:18 He was brought up by an eagle
01:23 It's a true story
01:25 Okay, the eagle has to land on the rocks by the baby
01:29 The politics of lies
01:31 You're the president's mistress
01:32 It's like everybody knows something and I'm the only one in the dark
01:36 Karazhan has been killed
01:37 But everyone is lying to me!
01:39 Thanat!
01:50 He's not breathing
01:56 And she's in
01:57 What?
01:58 If you want it, you can have it because I own it
02:00 I mean, the people own it, but I own the people
02:02 Hey!
02:03 Whoa!
02:04 Hey!
02:05 Whoa!
02:05 Hey!
02:06 Whoa!
02:07 (explosion)