DADDY´S HOME 2 Final Trailers 2017
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 Whoa!
00:04 [GRUNTING]
00:06 [THUD]
00:07 [GRUNTING]
00:09 You know what?
00:10 There's nothing better than being a co-dad.
00:12 Woo!
00:13 You got that right, Braddy.
00:14 Two families working as one cohesive unit.
00:16 [GRUNTING]
00:17 Whoa!
00:18 [GRUNTING]
00:19 Ow!
00:20 Are you all right?
00:21 I'm OK.
00:22 [THUD]
00:23 [THUD]
00:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25 Hey, guys.
00:26 We got a big surprise.
00:27 No more back and forth at Christmas.
00:28 We're not doing the back and forth?
00:29 Nope.
00:29 Yay!
00:30 A together Christmas like a normal family.
00:32 A together Christmas!
00:33 [PHONE RINGING]
00:35 Hello?
00:36 Grandpa Kurt?
00:38 My dad is going to scoff at everything we do.
00:40 Nothing's ever good enough for him.
00:41 Your father hasn't met the new evolved Dusty.
00:43 I mean, who wouldn't be impressed with you?
00:45 Ben!
00:46 Oh, dear God.
00:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:48 This is going to come off weird, Dusty, but he's beautiful.
00:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:53 Here you go.
00:54 Why don't you bring the car around?
00:55 We'll meet you at the curb.
00:56 Right away, sir.
00:57 I mean, no.
00:59 I'm sorry, I'm not the driver.
01:00 No, I'm Brad, the stepdad.
01:02 Why is he here?
01:03 Because my dad's coming too.
01:05 Dad!
01:06 Where's my big man?
01:09 Wee!
01:10 [LAUGHTER]
01:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:12 His total lack of masculinity.
01:14 I mean, his weak chin and soft underbelly
01:17 bothers you not a bit.
01:19 You know, I'm just getting the feeling maybe you
01:20 guys would like some privacy.
01:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:24 So this co-dad thing, you got to ask another man's
01:27 permission to see your own kids.
01:28 Everything is rock solid between me and Brad here.
01:30 In fact, best friends.
01:32 Really?
01:34 Brad.
01:35 Thank you.
01:36 Stop it.
01:36 I'm good, because we're boys.
01:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:39 Griffy!
01:40 [SCREAMING]
01:41 Honey!
01:42 [SCREAMING]
01:43 Watch out!
01:43 [SCREAMING]
01:44 Dad, clear!
01:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:46 [LAUGHTER]
01:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:51 Don't get the whole girls thing.
01:53 Here's the game plan.
01:54 You want to be that one that she tells you
01:55 about all of her problems with the guys
01:57 she's actually dating.
01:58 It's called the friend zone.
01:59 No, no, no.
02:00 It's the worst advice anyone could give you.
02:02 You want to be like Brad and be in the friend zone,
02:03 you want to be like Dad and get in the end zone.
02:05 Oh, gosh.
02:06 Those piercing eyes.
02:07 Like a velociraptor.
02:09 Don't you see what he's up to?
02:11 He thinks you and me are harboring bad feelings.
02:13 No, I'm not harboring anything.
02:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:16 I just want to find the perfect together Christmas tree.
02:18 You don't think I can operate a chainsaw?
02:19 Oh, yeah!
02:20 Cut like butter!
02:21 Hey, isn't that a--
02:22 [SCREAMING]
02:23 Banger!
02:24 [EXPLOSION]
02:25 [LAUGHTER]
02:26 Brad, cut down a cell phone tower.
02:28 I think Brad's dead again.
02:29 Brad, don't go into the light!
02:30 [THUD]
02:31 Oh.
02:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:33 Shut up!
02:34 Hey, you shut up!
02:34 You shut up!
02:35 No, you shut up!
02:36 This is getting good, boys.
02:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:40 All the light strands are connected!
02:42 I'm going to ride it out!
02:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:44 [SCREAMING]
02:46 [CRASH]
02:47 [LAUGHTER]
02:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:50 Ready and quiet game.
02:52 I'm terrible at this game!
02:56 I can't do it!
02:57 Oh, wait!
02:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:59 Daddy!
03:00 Don't you want to spend the holidays
03:01 with your one true, real dad?
03:03 You brought him all the way up here just to get back at me?
03:05 Yep.
03:06 You're opening up the heart of Brad.
03:07 The heart was wide open.
03:09 And it's fleet week.
03:10 This is getting good, boys.
03:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:12 We're going to settle this physically!
03:14 Cut it out!
03:15 This is child abuse!
03:15 Don't be such a snowflake!
03:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:18 Five more minutes and I get to meet Joseph.
03:20 You throw that "we are no longer co-dads."
03:22 [THUD]
03:22 [THUD]
03:23 [THUD]
03:24 [THUD]
03:25 You going to pump fake that thing all night?
03:26 Or are you going to take a shot, Brad?
03:27 Huh?
03:28 He's never played sports ever.
03:29 What?
03:31 What?
03:32 Maybe it's stuck to his hand.
03:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:35 You know what, Dusty?
03:35 You're not worth it.
03:37 Psych!
03:37 You're drilling for them!
03:38 [THUD]
03:39 [THUD]
03:40 Dad!
03:41 Hey!
03:42 How'd you date?
03:43 Stepdads and dads don't always get along.
03:46 But Dusty and I have this co-dad thing on lockdown.
03:49 You make treats for the night, right?
03:50 I'll hit the bakery on the way to the pageant.
03:52 Bakery?
03:52 Look, you don't want me to go to the bakery.
03:54 No!
03:54 I'm usually--
03:55 You know what I said, and you shake your head up and down.
03:56 It really means you don't want me to do it.
03:58 I'm just thinking, what?
03:59 Maybe homemade?
04:00 No problem, Braddy.
04:01 Homemade snickerdoodles coming right up.
04:03 [HONKING]
04:03 Hey!
04:04 Hulk and Ruegan, you better count your teeth!
04:06 Thank you so much for the cocoa!
04:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:10 No coach here!
04:11 [SCREAMING]
04:12 [LAUGHING]
04:13 Tell the cocoa joke!
04:14 Hey, kids, I got a good one for you.
04:16 Two dead hookers wash up on the shore.
04:18 Oh, no, no.
04:18 I'm in the know.
04:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:20 He's going to ruin Christmas, Brad.
04:21 I'm telling you.
04:22 The only person that can ruin your Christmas
04:24 is looking back at you from that mirror.
04:26 All I see is you, Brad.
04:28 Sorry.
04:28 Right here.
04:30 There.
04:30 There we go.
04:31 Hm?
04:32 Still you, Brad.
04:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:36 [MUSIC - THE KING, "STILL YOU, BRAD"]
04:37 And if you're staying out here for your whole life,
04:40 you might be coming back for more.
04:42 And if you're coming back, we must be on the right track.
04:44 And I'm stepping out for sure.
04:46 If it's all right with you, I'll book a table for two
04:49 at this fancy restaurant.
04:51 And if you still want me, I'll make sure to be
04:53 the best you ever had.
04:55 If I was your man--