THE DISASTER ARTIST Trailers 2017
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Los Angeles, everybody want to be star.
00:07 You have to be the best and never give up.
00:10 - When I get up on stage in front of people,
00:12 all I can think about is what if they laugh at me?
00:14 But you man, you're fearless.
00:16 (man groaning)
00:18 I wanna feel that too.
00:19 - I don't care, I'll do it.
00:21 (man groaning)
00:23 - You and me, we both have this dream.
00:25 - Yeah, I guess we do.
00:26 (man laughing)
00:28 - Yeah, we'll be famous, we'll show them.
00:30 - Watch out, here we go.
00:32 - To be or not to be.
00:34 - It's not gonna happen for you.
00:36 - Not in a million years.
00:38 - But after that.
00:39 - It's town, Greg.
00:41 - They don't want me.
00:42 - Wish we could just make our own movie.
00:44 - That great idea.
00:46 - So there's this guy, Johnny,
00:49 a true American hero to be played by me.
00:52 He has it all, good luck, many friends.
00:55 And also maybe Johnny is a vampire, we'll see.
00:58 - This set of the alleyway
01:00 looks exactly like the real alleyway.
01:02 - That's right.
01:03 - Well, why don't we just shoot in the real alleyway?
01:05 - Because it's real Hollywood movie.
01:07 - No, yeah, sounds good.
01:08 - Okay.
01:09 - Action.
01:09 - I did not hit her, I did not.
01:13 Oh, hi Mark.
01:13 - What the, it doesn't work if you're looking at the camera.
01:16 - And then this beautiful girl,
01:19 anything for my princess.
01:21 She betrayed him.
01:24 And then this guy, Johnny,
01:25 he go crazy.
01:28 Nobody respect my vision.
01:32 You are a villain.
01:34 I do this whole movie for you, Greg.
01:35 You are tearing me apart, Lisa.
01:38 - Cut.
01:43 - Why you cut, Sandy?
01:44 This is great, this is real acting.
01:45 - If you're gonna writhe around with the dress,
01:47 maybe do it before you shoot yourself in the head
01:48 and blow your brains out.
01:49 - I disagree.
01:51 You're really gonna make this thing?
01:52 - We are going to die together.
01:54 - Tommy, this is not necessary.
02:00 - Very necessary.
02:02 I need to show my ass to sell this movie.
02:04 - I think you're aiming a little bit out of line.
02:05 - I aim where I aim, just do the thing.
02:07 - Why is he having sex with her belly button?
02:10 He knows where her vagina is, right?
02:12 - Hi, doggie.
02:15 - Ready and action.
02:17 (gunshot)
02:19 - What line?
02:24 What is line?
02:24 - I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit.
02:28 I did not hit her, I did not.
02:31 Oh, hi Mark.
02:32 - Okay.
02:33 (gunshot)
02:35 - Action.
02:36 - What is line?
02:41 - Take 13, action.
02:47 - I did not hit her, I...
02:48 Okay, okay, line.
02:50 - I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit.
02:57 I did not hit her, I did not.
03:00 Oh, hi Mark.
03:01 - Take 67, action.
03:04 - I hit her.
03:07 - No, do you want to change the line?
03:08 - You're doing great, man.
03:10 We'll get there.
03:10 - Action.
03:11 Action, action, action.
03:14 - You should say it loud, I can't hear it in here.
03:17 - Say action so I can hear her.
03:18 - Okay.
03:19 - Action.
03:23 - I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit.
03:26 I did not hit her, I did not.
03:29 Oh, hi Mark.
03:32 - Yes!
03:35 (cheering)
03:37 (upbeat music)
03:40 ♪ And if you're staying out here for the long run ♪
03:42 ♪ We might be coming back for more ♪
03:44 ♪ And if you're coming back we must be on the right track ♪
03:47 ♪ And I'm stepping up for sure ♪
03:49 ♪ If it's all right with you ♪
03:50 ♪ Book a table for two at this fancy restaurant ♪
03:53 ♪ And if you still want me ♪
03:55 ♪ I'll make sure to be the best you ever had ♪
03:58 ♪ If I was your man ♪