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00:00 Hello friends, it's me.
00:01 And today is Dhar Mann Monday,
00:03 and we're gonna be watching a video about two teens that break out of jail.
00:07 Fun fact, I was actually there at Dhar Mann Studios,
00:09 and I watched them record some of this.
00:11 Let's watch.
00:12 [dramatic music]
00:16 Are we really supposed to eat this?
00:17 I don't know, my dogs love it.
00:18 They're crazy about wet dog food.
00:20 Look, it's either that or starve to death.
00:22 I think it is choosing the second choice.
00:25 The bread's there.
00:26 At least we got bread.
00:27 How did these kids end up in jail?
00:29 Is this what juvie is like?
00:30 [dramatic music]
00:33 Can I help you?
00:33 No.
00:36 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not my bread.
00:38 This is the only thing edible in this place.
00:41 [laughs]
00:43 When the kid from Stranger Things wants your bread,
00:45 the way you do.
00:45 Take it.
00:47 You're really gonna give your bread to a fin-wolf-hard dude?
00:50 Thanks a lot for having my back.
00:52 I'm not trying to die.
00:54 I mean, did you see the size of that guy?
00:55 One hit and you're on the floor taking a nap.
00:58 Go to sleep.
01:00 What do you mean, did you see the size of him?
01:02 He ain't even much bigger than that.
01:03 Are you body shaming?
01:05 In 2023, we have to find a way to get out of here.
01:07 I honestly don't know how much longer I can survive in this place, bro.
01:10 Man, I just can't believe we're missing the Dhar Mann meet and greet at Bookside on Saturday.
01:14 [laughs]
01:15 Dhar Mann exists in the Dhar Mann universe?
01:17 I mean, of course he does.
01:18 Really?
01:19 How come I didn't know about that?
01:21 Don't worry about it.
01:22 Oh, Jay.
01:23 Now we really have to get out of here.
01:25 Y'all are in jail.
01:26 Just take off the uniform and walk out the door.
01:28 Simple.
01:29 Even if it means breaking out.
01:30 Good luck.
01:32 I've seen lots of kids try.
01:34 No one's ever been able to pull it off.
01:36 Bro's like 13 years old, acting like he's been in there for 30 years.
01:40 Like, "Oh, man. Been here a while.
01:42 Then you start seeing some things."
01:43 I guess you never heard of Jay and Mikey.
01:45 That's all it took?
01:54 Like, our uniforms are dirty.
01:57 Give us new ones.
01:58 Don't you have to like do your own laundry?
02:00 You definitely don't have access to an infinite amount of clean garments.
02:08 Like, I feel like that inmates would be smearing food and feces like all over themselves.
02:14 Give me a fresh jumpsuit.
02:15 Inaccurate.
02:16 Okay.
02:25 There we go.
02:26 It was that easy.
02:26 Just go out with the dirty laundry.
02:28 I wonder if I could see myself in the background because I was in the background of this.
02:35 But I was on a golf cart and they probably waited for me to like move out of the way before they continued recording.
02:41 Mom?
02:41 I brought you in here to let you know you're both getting out.
02:45 We are?
02:47 Sort of.
02:47 The judge saw that you had no previous serious offenses,
02:51 so he decided to exercise leniency and allow an early release.
02:55 So we did all that sneaking out for what?
02:57 Nothing?
02:58 This is one of these fake jails that parents send naughty children to?
03:01 To teach them a lesson?
03:02 You know, they made a show about this.
03:04 Scared Straight.
03:05 You know, if I didn't know what the show was, I would have been like, "What do they do?
03:08 Send the naughty gay kids there?"
03:09 And then they scare them straight.
03:11 I guess.
03:12 It took a lot of convincing.
03:15 Oh my god!
03:17 Yes!
03:18 Wahoo!
03:19 Okay.
03:19 Don't get too excited.
03:21 You're still on house arrest for 30 days.
03:24 What?
03:25 No!
03:25 I don't want to be stuck at home all day.
03:28 We got things to do.
03:29 What do you mean you got things to do?
03:31 No wonder you're in jail.
03:32 You know, when I was a teenager, the only things I got to do was go to school, come back,
03:36 eat food, play PlayStation, and then go to sleep.
03:39 And then the next day, the cycle starts again.
03:41 Y'all acting like y'all got a job.
03:43 So would you rather we just leave you here?
03:46 Well, since Jay's mom is out of town, at least you two will have each other.
03:51 And remember,
03:52 don't break any rules while under house arrest or you could end up in bigger trouble than you are now.
03:57 Oh, I thought her hair was green for a second.
03:58 I'm like, "Why the lawyer got green hair?"
04:00 Oh, is she secretly a furry?
04:02 Oh, never mind.
04:03 It's just the lighting.
04:04 Nah.
04:05 The mom got it too.
04:07 Maybe they're both furries.
04:08 Nah, it's just the lighting.
04:10 Okay, bro.
04:10 Okay, that's enough.
04:11 What are we gonna do?
04:14 I don't know.
04:15 Everyone wanted to be Olivia Rodrigo so bad.
04:18 Kinda wishing my mom didn't take away my electronics.
04:20 Oh.
04:22 Well, now I'm wondering why I fought so hard to get you out.
04:26 Should have just left you in there if I knew you'd be complaining so much.
04:30 I'm not trying to like glamorize jail,
04:33 but I feel like going to jail with your best friend wouldn't be so bad.
04:37 Like we have this together.
04:38 Like, I don't know.
04:39 It definitely wouldn't be that bad.
04:41 Anywho, I'm heading out, but I want you guys to be on your best behavior.
04:46 That's the only behavior we know.
04:48 Mikey, I'm serious.
04:50 When you're in a hole, the first thing you need to do is to stop digging.
04:55 Or it's only gonna get worse.
04:57 So you see, that is the lesson today.
04:59 When you're in a hole, stop digging.
05:01 'Cause then you'll get even deeper in the hole.
05:03 I have never heard that one before.
05:05 I thought that was just common sense.
05:06 Alright, I'm headed to the meet and greet.
05:08 Wait, you're going to the meet and greet?
05:10 Yeah, I'm taking Jayden.
05:11 Oh my god, mom.
05:12 Please, please, please take us.
05:13 I also heard,
05:14 no one's giving away free headphones in La Paz.
05:16 So please, please take us.
05:18 The only person that you will be meeting and greeting is the judge.
05:23 You can't be like,
05:24 I'm going to the Darn Mad meet and greet.
05:25 And then not take these kids.
05:27 They're gonna do more damage at home than if you just take them.
05:30 Like two teenage boys, no PlayStation, no Xbox.
05:33 They're gonna be so bored, they're gonna start tearing the wallpaper off the wall.
05:36 Now, bye.
05:37 We're only a few blocks away from it, and we can't go.
05:41 Jay, I wonder what the range is on this thing.
05:44 Oh, they do have one.
05:45 If we go there real quick and come back.
05:47 No, no, no.
05:49 You know, why don't you just leave your leg at home and then leave?
05:51 Simple.
05:52 But what about your mom?
05:53 I mean, she'll for sure see us, Jay.
05:55 Come on.
05:56 I am Mr. Mikey.
05:57 I will figure it out.
05:58 Maybe your plan worked after all.
06:00 That's a thousand times.
06:03 No, no, no.
06:04 What's going on?
06:05 Oh no, I've never been in a house like this before.
06:07 Okay, we need to go back to the house now.
06:09 Jay, we're so close.
06:11 That does not matter.
06:12 Oh my god.
06:13 Oh, you have exactly one minute to get back in the house.
06:17 56.
06:18 I wonder if it really works like this.
06:23 I feel like they don't give you any warning,
06:25 and then somebody just show up to your house,
06:27 and be like, oh, well, you left your house.
06:29 Straight to jail.
06:30 Home.
06:31 4, 5, 3, 2, 1.
06:36 What happened?
06:37 Deactivated.
06:38 I thought it was gonna deactivate the whole thing.
06:40 Like, okay, you're free to leave now.
06:41 That was so close.
06:43 Well, so much for your plan working.
06:46 I guess we're just gonna have to miss the meet.
06:47 I cannot imagine sleeping in one of those.
06:49 Hey, figure it out, bro.
06:51 How?
06:52 I mean, there's no way we can go 100 feet with these things on.
06:54 I guess we're just gonna have to take them off.
06:56 I feel like there has to be some kind of DIY
07:08 to take off an ankle monitor.
07:09 Or you could probably Google it.
07:12 As soon as that bolt cutter grabs onto this actual cuff,
07:15 we will get an immediate text.
07:17 What?
07:18 So even if you start messing with it,
07:20 they'll get a text immediately like,
07:22 oh, they're trying to take it off.
07:23 Time to go check up on them.
07:24 So what you're saying is that your ankle under maximum security.
07:28 There ain't no taking this off.
07:29 I read something about somebody who did take it off,
07:32 and then they put it on their dog,
07:34 and so it showed them like walking around the house.
07:37 Hmm.
07:37 That's horrible for the dog.
07:39 I mean, genius if you do manage to get it off.
07:41 Where are they getting all these tools from?
07:43 Like a welding mask?
07:45 Okay, no, no, no, no.
07:46 Nope.
07:47 No five-minute crafts relay.
07:48 Come on, Jay.
07:49 We are wasting time.
07:51 We only have five minutes left.
07:54 No, stop being a big--
07:55 Bro, that's easy for you to say.
07:57 You're not the one whom I get their leg burnt to a crisp.
08:00 Jay, you and I both agree that I have the most steady hand, right?
08:05 Okay, okay, just do it.
08:06 What in the world?
08:08 Mom!
08:10 What are you doing home so early?
08:12 Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?
08:15 I mean, you're the one who bought all those things
08:17 and left them in the reach of your children.
08:19 You took away their PlayStation.
08:21 What do you think they're gonna do?
08:22 A couple of crazy kids trying to blowtorch their ankle monitors off?
08:25 What?
08:26 No.
08:26 Oh, I--
08:27 No.
08:28 And to think I had good news for you.
08:32 I had talked to your parole officer,
08:34 and I got him to give you clearance to go to the meet-and-greet.
08:38 But now--
08:39 Uh-oh.
08:39 No, there is no chance.
08:41 What?
08:42 Why are you gonna snitch on your kids?
08:43 They're your kids, right?
08:44 You're supposed to be on their side.
08:46 I mean, to be fair, if I came home when I saw my kids
08:48 trying to get their ankle monitors off of the blowtorch,
08:50 like, yeah, nah, y'all are done.
08:52 Go to your room.
08:52 What do I always tell you?
08:54 When you are in a hole, you need to stop digging.
08:57 That's a weird thing for somebody to keep telling you.
08:59 Like, when you're in a hole, you need to stop digging.
09:02 What if there's gold at the bottom?
09:03 Technically, we weren't digging.
09:05 Oh?
09:05 We were sawing, hammering, and blowtorching.
09:08 He got a point.
09:09 Yeah.
09:10 Well, that makes it better.
09:10 There ain't no holes here.
09:12 What do I look like, a dog?
09:14 I just see better than you.
09:15 They're back.
09:15 And being stuck in the house all day.
09:18 Dude, I am just so mad that we don't get to do community service.
09:22 No one with Dhar Mann?
09:23 You didn't hear?
09:24 He got postponed to today.
09:27 He did?
09:28 I have a question.
09:29 Why are all these criminals in jail?
09:31 Dhar Mann fans.
09:33 Like, did y'all learn nothing from Dhar Mann?
09:35 Why are you in jail?
09:36 Why are you in this situation?
09:38 I think about it, it doesn't even matter anyway.
09:40 We're stuck here for the rest of the day.
09:41 Are we though?
09:43 Dude, even if he's not paying attention, he'll eventually notice we're gone.
09:47 Especially when this trash doesn't get picked up.
09:49 You know, let's talk really loudly by the cop.
09:52 How about we ditch this place?
09:54 He's not gonna notice that idiot's on his phone.
09:56 Yeah, man, but who will pick up the trash?
09:59 I don't know, but let's get out of here.
10:01 Unless, we get someone else to do the work for us.
10:04 What are you thinking?
10:07 You still got the $20 your mom gave you before she left?
10:09 These kids are so devious.
10:11 Yep, still got it.
10:12 Hey, y'all tweakers wanna make $20?
10:15 How would you guys like to earn $20?
10:17 Yeah, nobody's gonna notice.
10:23 Bro's literally glued to his for you page.
10:25 Oh, it's a Dhar Mann meet and greet.
10:29 Is it actually gonna happen?
10:31 Is it gonna be Dhar Mann or a paid actor?
10:33 Dude, looking at us so weird.
10:35 Are we that obvious?
10:36 Y'all stink.
10:36 Nah, it cannot be because we're obvious.
10:39 Wait, wait, it might be the clothes.
10:40 Oh, they're wearing their clothes.
10:41 Oh!
10:42 Face.
10:44 You two, come with me.
10:46 What?
10:46 Uh-oh.
10:47 We didn't do anything wrong.
10:48 Yeah, we're just trying to see Dhar Mann.
10:50 You get to meet Dhar Mann.
10:51 No problem.
10:52 I'm gonna give you both the ultimate VIP experience.
10:55 Oh, all right.
10:56 Sounds good to me.
10:57 Hey!
10:58 Tom tells me he's not a real cop.
10:58 Why do they get to go ahead of us?
10:59 Yeah, that's not fair.
11:00 Because they're stinky.
11:01 We're trying to get them out of the way first,
11:02 so they can go home and take a shower.
11:04 We are clearly homeless, okay?
11:05 You watch Dhar Mann videos, correct?
11:07 Okay.
11:08 Well, clearly, you're not paying attention.
11:10 You're audacity.
11:12 Man, we don't even stink that bad.
11:13 Y'all are dramatic.
11:14 This is the door, isn't it?
11:15 Nope.
11:16 There's a special door for you two.
11:19 Hey, hold on.
11:20 Wait, where is he?
11:20 Have fun.
11:21 Hey!
11:22 Straight to jail.
11:22 Open up!
11:23 Dhar Mann, open up, bro!
11:24 Oh, he just locked him out.
11:25 Hey!
11:26 Because they're stinky.
11:27 Oh, no.
11:29 Will you two ever learn your lesson?
11:31 How'd you find us?
11:33 Yeah, what'd I tell you about digging holes?
11:34 They offered us more money.
11:36 Betrayal, bro.
11:37 You got me.
11:38 Wait, wait, wait.
11:39 We just wanted to see Dhar Mann.
11:40 Does our mom even work?
11:41 Her full-time job is messing with these kids.
11:43 I'll be trying so hard to teach him a lesson.
11:45 Hey, mom.
11:47 You're here to get me out, right?
11:48 Get you out?
11:50 These kids are a menace.
11:51 I should be asking the judge to extend your sentence.
11:53 What do I always tell you?
11:54 When you're in a hole,
11:55 I know, I know,
11:57 the first thing you should do is stop digging.
12:00 That's right.
12:00 I really hope that this is the end of Mischief Mikey.
12:05 Maybe for season one.
12:07 Season two coming soon.
12:08 [laughs]
12:10 I was just joking.
12:11 I was just kidding.
12:13 Well, the meet and greet went really well.
12:15 Not only did Jaden win a free laptop,
12:18 he got invited to audition
12:21 for an upcoming Dhar Mann video.
12:23 He's there right now with Noah.
12:25 Seriously?
12:26 Such the suck, huh?
12:28 Hey, Jaden.
12:28 I was just talking about you.
12:30 I'm here with my dad.
12:30 Robot FOMO.
12:31 You won't believe this.
12:32 Not only did I get cast as the robot,
12:34 but no one did you.
12:35 Not this kid.
12:37 Oh, that's the little brother.
12:38 They be continuing these little Dhar Mann mini universe things.
12:41 He wants me to have my own series.
12:43 They'll come out in October.
12:44 Call Noah's Ark.
12:46 [phone rings]
12:46 One sec.
12:47 Hey, Kathy.
12:48 Yeah, I know.
12:49 That's a good kid.
12:51 Oh, they got Dhar Mann on the phone.
12:53 They got him on FaceTime.
12:54 Dhar Mann.
12:57 [laughs]
12:58 Imagine you on FaceTime with Dhar Mann,
13:00 and it's like, oh, by the way, here's my kid.
13:02 He's in jail.
13:03 Say hi, Mikey.
13:04 Can this day get any worse?
13:06 All I wanted to do was meet Dhar Mann.
13:10 You've been assigned a new cellmate.
13:12 Oh.
13:14 Meet Billy.
13:15 You're not even with your bestie anymore.
13:17 Oh my God.
13:21 What's wrong with Billy?
13:21 All people eat your bread.
13:23 Why me? Why me?
13:24 Ain't nobody like a gluten grabber.
13:26 But anyways, that's all for today.
13:27 I hope you guys enjoyed this video.
13:28 If you did, make sure to hit that like button in the face,
13:31 and subscribe to the Wolf Pack.
13:33 I love you guys so much. Thanks for watching bye guys