In this parody of the UK urban genre Riko and Kane have got it all ... big dreams, no respect and a fifteen grand debt. Could things get any worse?
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00:00 It's a bank robbery, baby!
00:01 Give me everything you got!
00:03 I'm talking about pounds, 10p, 5p, and even the brown pennies!
00:08 You want the pennies?
00:09 F*** me, how much longer is this gonna take?
00:11 Man, it's got places to go.
00:12 I know! I'm supposed to be sitting on faith in half an hour still!
00:16 Absolutely. How long is this going to take?
00:18 I've left my bicycle out there and it's not even locked.
00:21 I wouldn't leave my bike unlocked round here, mate.
00:23 Lot of criminals about.
00:25 I don't see criminals out here.
00:26 I see young people with no prospects, no future, and no hope.
00:30 It's not very surprising, after 10 years of a Tory government.
00:33 What the f*** is this, man? Everyone shut your mouth!
00:36 This is a f***ing bank robbery, do you understand?
00:38 I will stop murdering people out here!
00:40 Allow it, wasteman.