Two failed film-school graduates closing in on their 30s, the fearful Seth Franco and the unreliable James Rogen, are st | dG1faFlTOVAtNHZFeDA
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00:00 I got an idea.
00:01 It might be 30 seconds.
00:03 You can get somewhere in 30 seconds?
00:05 How about a minute?
00:06 I'll give you two.
00:07 Newsflash, you're not in a horror film, except there.
00:17 Yes!
00:21 True. Our lives are more like comedies.
00:23 Help, help, help!
00:26 What do you mean?
00:28 Well, think about it.
00:30 Stop push.
00:31 Two film school grads and working at the same job we had in high school.
00:41 Practically 30 and you work at the mall.
00:44 What you need is a role model.
00:48 Somebody like me.
00:49 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
00:50 And ladies.
00:51 Hey, we have a problem.
00:53 What, your sweater?
00:54 I had a gypsy as a customer.
00:57 At least she didn't curse you.
00:59 Yeah.
01:00 You didn't get cursed by her, did you?
01:05 I don't know.
01:07 The week of Friday the 13th.
01:09 That is like opening up the gates of hell.
01:15 And just yelling, "Hey, fresh meat, come get me."
01:23 You're talking ghosts, gears, monsters.
01:26 Literally anything could happen.
01:28 You were right.
01:34 Right, of course I was right.
01:35 What's wrong with me?
01:37 The curse. The curse!
01:38 You're not making any sense.
01:40 Fine. Right, right here, I'll show you.
01:43 Oh man, they're everywhere.
01:49 We're gonna die, aren't we?
01:50 We're definitely gonna die.
01:52 Where the hell is everyone going?
01:54 This place is really neat. We're just gonna check it out.
01:56 Wait for me. Wait.
01:58 What's the plan?
02:00 Zing-a-long!
02:02 You went and got your movie camera?
02:04 Production value, baby. It's gonna be good.
02:08 Somebody help!
02:14 Oh God!
02:16 Baby Jesus, forgive me, please!
02:19 Ah!
02:20 I've been preparing for a day like this my whole life.
02:34 [BLANK_AUDIO]