Guest House (2020 Movie) Official Red Band Trailer – Pauly Shore, Mike Castle, Aimee Teegarden
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 (upbeat music)
00:06 - Fire in the hole!
00:07 (upbeat music)
00:10 - Roman dude.
00:11 - You have a woman now.
00:13 - Ha, nice!
00:14 - We're getting married.
00:15 (screaming)
00:16 - Wait a minute, what?
00:17 Skateboard boy?
00:18 - Hello!
00:18 (upbeat music)
00:20 - I think this is the place.
00:21 - This is it.
00:22 - Hey you two.
00:23 - Shut up and take our money.
00:25 (upbeat music)
00:26 - Oh, this backyard.
00:27 - Shut up and take our money.
00:29 What's the catch?
00:30 (upbeat music)
00:33 - Are you guys here for the party?
00:35 This is Tommy Lee's sex swing.
00:36 - Hell no.
00:37 - What?
00:38 - I just don't feel comfortable allowing some weirdo
00:40 to live in our guest house.
00:41 - Me.
00:42 - Jesus, son of a bitch.
00:44 - Promise me he'll be out soon.
00:45 - I will march out there and I'll see.
00:46 You gotta get out of here in three months.
00:48 ♪ I don't know about you ♪
00:50 ♪ You are one ♪
00:51 ♪ I'm 'bout to jump in ♪
00:53 (screaming)
00:55 - The drug is called flakka.
00:57 - Some are calling it the insanity drug.
00:59 - Can't do that in my house.
01:01 - Fuck me bro.
01:02 ♪ Suck me bro ♪
01:04 ♪ Got a big dick ♪
01:07 - Did you have a talk with Randy today?
01:10 - I, yeah, yeah.
01:12 - I gotta get high.
01:13 - Come on.
01:14 - I am not fucking doing that.
01:15 - Just suck it.
01:16 - Dude, of all the pipes you got in this place,
01:18 why do I gotta smoke out of this one?
01:19 - It's how I sort out my pretenders.
01:21 This makes you my real friend.
01:22 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:25 ♪ Going nuts, that's cashews ♪
01:28 ♪ Cashews everything you grab me ♪
01:29 - You're high.
01:31 - No I'm not, you're on a--
01:33 - Just get rid of the guy.
01:34 (upbeat music)
01:37 - Welcome to the neighborhood.
01:47 - You got me fucking arrested.
01:48 - No, you got you arrested.
01:49 - It is so on, bitch.
01:51 (growling)
01:53 ♪ Like a fire at night ♪
01:55 - I totally forgot to tell you
01:56 there's a bug bomb in the house today.
01:58 (laughing)
02:00 (screaming)
02:02 - Oopsies.
02:03 - Here we motherfucking go, flock of possums.
02:09 (screaming)
02:11 ♪ I'm the one, I'm the champion ♪
02:18 ♪ Always first in line for the fight ♪
02:22 ♪ It's about time we're in shape ♪
02:23 - We just wanted a house,
02:24 and we found this one, and then you.
02:26 - Yeah.
02:27 (cheering)
02:30 - What the fuck is going on?
02:33 ♪ It's about time we're a champion ♪
02:35 ♪ A champion ♪
02:37 - If that shit was on pay-per-view,
02:39 we'd be fucking millionaires right now.
02:41 ♪ Like a fire at night ♪