Alex finds a magic video game in the trash that transports him into a virtual apocalyptic world where he must fight or d | dG1fTExFRHhzalV0OVk
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - With my axe, I can suck an infinite number of souls
00:08 to my delight.
00:09 - Well, well, well, you call that an axe?
00:11 That's nothing against a sword of a riferous.
00:14 - You call that a sword?
00:15 That's nothing but a mere choking hazard.
00:18 - Ah, please, when I'm done with you,
00:19 the only thing you'll be choking on is six feet of dirt.
00:22 (grunts)
00:23 - Oh my God!
00:24 Alec, God, Alec, what are you doing in your life?
00:26 You play a stupid dog.
00:28 - Hey, these aren't stupid.
00:30 If they were, why would people pay millions
00:32 to watch them fight on the big screen?
00:34 - They're what?
00:34 Piece of crap, they're worth it to me.
00:36 Come here, Dick.
00:37 - What?
00:37 (suspenseful music)
00:38 What are you doing?
00:39 Those are collectibles.
00:40 - Oh yeah?
00:41 I'll show you the crap it was.
00:43 This piece of junk is gone, bye bye.
00:44 (grunts)
00:45 (suspenseful music)
00:48 (grunts)
00:52 (suspenseful music)
00:55 - Mindless combat, mindless combat.
01:15 (suspenseful music)
01:19 (click)
01:21 (crackling)
01:27 - What's this?
01:34 - Alexander Brock, I am Lord Kaiser Mikado,
01:36 and I would like to thank you for your participation
01:39 in mindless combat!
01:42 - Woo!
01:44 If you wanna thank me,
01:45 you could start by getting better graphics.
01:47 - Also, is this some new technology?
01:49 'Cause I don't remember putting on a headset.
01:51 - Hush your mouth,
01:52 as you prepare to take on your first opponent.
01:54 (whooshing)
01:57 Me!
01:58 (grunts)
02:00 (suspenseful music)
02:04 - Yeah, go!
02:05 - Boo!
02:06 You're below average, man.
02:07 No one wants to see you fight.
02:09 - Fight!
02:09 - Harrison, don't say mean things to this guy.
02:12 He's very dangerous.
02:13 - I don't care, I have my own opinion.
02:15 It's my right to state my own opinion.
02:17 Why can't we get someone good like this ice guy?
02:19 We never see anyone good--
02:19 (explosion)
02:22 - This is unfair.
02:25 Why don't I get a cool weapon?
02:26 - Very well.
02:27 - You must be joking.
02:33 - I own this game.
02:35 Now fight!
02:37 - Hey, does this look like plastic?
02:39 (knocking)
02:40 Who designed this?
02:41 - I don't know.
02:42 Why does this look like a real slap?
02:43 (slap)
02:44 - Oh my God, this isn't VR.
02:46 This is real life.
02:48 This is like that jungle movie.
02:49 And I'm Kevin Hart.
02:51 - Welcome to the jungle.
02:52 (yells)
02:54 - Magic is real.
02:57 Metal feels like plastic.
02:58 My life is a lie, just like plastic.
03:01 Oh (beep)
03:04 What's the matter, loser?
03:05 You having trouble beating one puny team?
03:07 You might think you're Thor,
03:08 but in reality, you're Bob the Builder.
03:11 - Nobody calls me a loser!
03:13 (screams)
03:15 (yells)
03:17 (screams)
03:20 (yells)
03:24 - Hey, Harrison, he won.
03:44 You're like, you're like, um, sanitation?
03:49 (upbeat music)
03:52 (upbeat music)
03:55 (upbeat music)
03:57 (upbeat music)
04:00 (upbeat music)
04:03 (upbeat music)
04:05 (upbeat music)
04:08 (upbeat music)
04:10 (upbeat music)
04:13 (upbeat music)
04:16 you
04:18 [BLANK_AUDIO]