A short comedy about two awful waiters, an empty restaurant and a mistaken identity! | dG1fcGFZbUdPc1JXX0U
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00:00 Hi there, table for two?
00:10 Yes please.
00:11 Lovely, follow me please.
00:12 I do not like them.
00:23 Why?
00:24 What was it?
00:25 They come in every Wednesday and they're always rude.
00:27 They never tip and they always order steak.
00:29 Steph, two new customers on table 22, can you take their order please?
00:33 I'd rather lick the crust off Sophie's toes to be honest.
00:36 Steph?
00:37 Right, I'm going.
00:38 I'll just be a moment, just got to change my pad.
00:45 I don't want to have a crusty toes by the way.
00:55 Table 22 wants a pina colada and a lychee martini.
01:00 Yep, no worries.
01:02 What is lychee?
01:03 Isn't that something that sucks out your blood?
01:06 That's a leech.
01:07 Oh, Steph, the lady on 22 is looking for you.
01:11 Oh, is she now?
01:12 Oh, could we order our food please?
01:15 Yeah, of course.
01:18 So could I have the eggs benedict but instead of bacon could I have the salmon?
01:22 So eggs royale?
01:24 No, eggs benedict but with salmon, not eggs royale.
01:27 But that's literally what you just ordered.
01:29 No, the eggs royale is 90p more expensive.
01:33 So I'll have the eggs benedict but with salmon instead of bacon.
01:37 Okay, there's going to be an extra pound charge to be added for the salmon.
01:41 Yeah, that's fine.
01:50 Table for one?
01:51 Two please, I'm meeting someone.
01:52 Oh, of course, no problem.
01:54 Follow me please.
01:55 Is that Holly Valentina?
01:56 No, it can't be.
01:57 I'm going to go and ask her.
01:58 No, wait, Sophie, stop.
01:59 What are you doing?
02:25 You can't just go over there and ask her that, it's rude.
02:27 Well then what should I do?
02:29 Just treat her like a normal customer.
02:31 She's probably sick of it, she probably gets this all the time.
02:34 Okay.
02:35 Hello.
02:36 Hi, can I drink your drink?
02:41 I mean, can I drink your order?
02:46 Oh, I mean, sorry.
02:52 Oh, she's crashing, you better go get her.
02:56 I'm on it.
02:59 Sophie, Hayley needs you at the bar.
03:08 Can I get you something to drink?
03:10 Yeah, can I have a gin and tonic please?
03:17 Excuse me.
03:18 Fuck off.
03:19 It must be her.
03:20 What did she order?
03:28 Gin and tonic.
03:33 I'll take it.
03:41 Excuse me, my glass is empty.
03:44 Oh, you must have been parched, I'll get you another one.
03:48 Thank you.
03:49 So, this is Holly.
03:50 You don't mind me calling you Holly, do you?
03:51 Well, yeah, it's not my name.
03:53 Oh, okay, Holly.
03:54 Then what is your name?
03:55 Jessica.
03:56 These are for you.
03:57 Yes, our house cocktail and a banoffee cheesecake.
04:06 Okay, thank you, but why?
04:10 Because you're Holly Valentina, and we want to say thank you for coming into our restaurant
04:15 today.
04:16 I'm not Holly Valentina.
04:17 Are you not?
04:18 No.
04:19 She's Italian, and she's 47, but thank you.
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05:41 Cut, we done.
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