Dumb Money Red Band Trailer (2023)
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00:00 How much did we make today?
00:01 Five million.
00:02 How much did we lose today?
00:03 A billion.
00:04 You got rich dudes pissing in their pants right now.
00:07 Holy fucking shit.
00:18 I will tell you I've never seen anything like it.
00:22 Holy fucking shit.
00:24 Is the craziest I think I've ever seen.
00:28 Everything okay?
00:29 11 fucking million dollars.
00:33 What are you gonna do?
00:34 Get a Ferrari?
00:35 What the fuck?
00:36 Oh language the baby's here.
00:38 Yo what up everybody?
00:43 Roaring Kitty here.
00:44 I'm gonna pick a stock and talk about why I think it's interesting and that stock is
00:49 GameStop.
00:50 I love this guy.
00:52 Retail traders have hooked into GameStop.
00:56 I think they think it's a good investment.
00:58 It looks like there's one guy driving all the buying.
01:00 Who is this?
01:02 Dumb money man.
01:05 Happy to take it.
01:06 Wall Street is betting that this company is gonna fail.
01:11 But if it fails, these hedge fund assholes make a shit ton of money.
01:15 70,000 people have watched this video.
01:18 Roaring Kitty I love you!
01:20 If he's in, I'm in.
01:24 If he's in, I'm in.
01:25 GameStop, no shares, not stopping.
01:27 Don't stop, it's only gonna go up.
01:28 When they hit, I'm gonna buy you a mansion.
01:29 Let's drink to that.
01:31 My brother is a fucking nerd.
01:33 Wall Street must be seeing this right.
01:35 Holy fucking shit.
01:37 Holy shit.
01:38 You should probably dial in.
01:39 Holy fucking shit.
01:40 Do you have a minute?
01:42 I uh...um...
01:44 Babe, how much did we make today?
01:47 Five million.
01:50 How much did we lose today?
01:51 A billion.
01:52 And yesterday?
01:53 Four million.
01:54 And yesterday?
01:56 A billion.
01:57 Babe?
01:59 Yeah?
02:00 We're like, really fucking rich.
02:02 You got rich dudes pissing in their pants right now.
02:08 They're coming after you.
02:10 We need to talk about the GameStop situation.
02:12 Retail traders always lose.
02:15 Ethan Serf.
02:17 Wall Street cheated.
02:18 Surprise, surprise.
02:21 You have to testify before Congress.
02:23 The game has changed.
02:24 If it's us versus them, who you think gonna win?
02:27 If it's us versus...
02:28 What's the point of winning the race if you let some dipshit steal the prize?
02:31 A lot of people feel the system is broken.
02:33 The whole idea of the stock market is if you're smart and maybe with a little luck you can make
02:37 your fortune.
02:38 Certainly not anymore.
02:39 There's no hope for the little guy.
02:42 Shitballs.
02:45 Maybe now there is.
02:49 Fuck yeah.
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