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00:00 - You've lost, Solomon.
00:01 (all laughing)
00:02 You can't (beep) man down.
00:05 (all laughing)
00:07 - Hello, and welcome to this brand new series
00:12 called No Holds Board.
00:15 - It's derivative.
00:18 - That's, yeah.
00:19 (all laughing)
00:21 We're here to play some board games.
00:23 Do you like board games?
00:25 We're gonna get one every single week
00:26 in the lead up to QuizzleMania.
00:28 Next one being June 28th.
00:31 Thanks, Tempest.
00:32 (all laughing)
00:33 Now there are wrestling board games,
00:35 but they are shit.
00:37 So what we've decided to do is take existing board games
00:41 and mod them to make them all about wrestling.
00:44 First, let's just say hello to our cast,
00:46 joined by Oli.
00:47 - Hey, hey.
00:48 WrestleTalk's home.
00:49 (all laughing)
00:53 - I'm joined by Dan J. Layton.
00:55 - Oh, that was a new one.
00:56 I've never had that before.
00:58 - Hello.
00:59 - We're joined by Solomon Bow-Brown.
01:00 - Hello.
01:01 - We're joined by Holly Musgrave.
01:02 - Hello.
01:03 - And we're joined by little Tempest.
01:04 - Look at this lovely set.
01:05 Look at it.
01:07 - Oh, look at that.
01:08 - Lovely.
01:09 - Tempest built that.
01:10 - Yeah, with his bare hands.
01:12 - Yeah.
01:13 - Which is good, 'cause we're better with human hands, right?
01:16 Bare hands, very difficult.
01:17 - Bare hands.
01:18 - As quick as possible.
01:19 - But he did it though.
01:20 - I don't know, start now.
01:21 - Maple syrup and beaver skin.
01:22 (all laughing)
01:23 - Let's explore this bare hands bit.
01:25 - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:26 - He's only got bare hands, not bare vocal cords.
01:28 You don't know why I had to make a bear noise there.
01:30 - So he's got bare vocal cords.
01:31 He's a bear.
01:33 - He's a physical bear.
01:34 - I think it's slang for many.
01:35 He's got bare hands, which means he's got loads of hands.
01:38 - Loads of hands.
01:38 - He's got lots of hands.
01:39 - He's got lots of human hands.
01:40 - Yeah, he's got bare hands.
01:41 He's got loads of hands.
01:42 - He's got bare hands.
01:43 - Have you got bare, bare hands?
01:44 - They ask you how you are,
01:44 and you just have to say that you're fine,
01:46 and you're not really fine,
01:47 but you just can't get into it
01:48 because they would never understand.
01:49 - For those of you who haven't played Tell Us Relations
01:51 before, here's a very quick rundown of the rules.
01:53 We are gonna take a prompt from the middle.
01:56 Look at all these lovely prompts.
01:58 These are all wrestling themes.
02:00 They've all been written by, I believe, Pete.
02:04 Here's a picture of Pete.
02:06 We're gonna look at them, and then we're gonna draw them.
02:08 Then we're going to pass the pad
02:10 that we've drawn the wrestling thing on,
02:12 the player to our left.
02:14 They're gonna look at it and try and guess what it is.
02:17 Then they will pass that guess to the next player.
02:20 The next player will look at the guess
02:21 and then try and draw it.
02:22 Let's start with round one,
02:23 and let's start with Tempest.
02:25 Why don't you take a prompt from the pile?
02:28 I hope, God, I hope it's good.
02:30 - That's hard.
02:30 No, what this thing is.
02:32 - Should I take mine?
02:35 - The thing with this game is you don't need to know
02:37 what it is, you just need to be able to draw it, right?
02:39 - Yeah.
02:40 - So.
02:41 - A quick reminder of Pictionary rules,
02:43 just until our Holly's brain melts.
02:46 No numbers, no letters.
02:49 - Yeah.
02:50 - Emoji, like symbology is like, it's a tricky subject.
02:55 - Smiley face.
02:55 - Smiley face.
02:56 - So what we're doing now is we are writing down
02:58 what our prompts are on the back of our thing.
03:00 So that is kind of stored
03:02 what we're actually supposed to be drawing.
03:03 And then very shortly, my beautiful assistant, Laurie.
03:08 Hi, Laurie.
03:08 - Hello.
03:09 - Hello.
03:10 Laurie's gonna time 30 seconds for us.
03:12 We will have exactly 30 seconds
03:15 to draw on tab one, our thing there.
03:19 And then after that's done, after 30 seconds is over,
03:22 we must stop drawing and close it up.
03:25 We pass.
03:27 They open it, have a look at what the drawing is,
03:29 and then write the guess on tab two.
03:31 You pass it round, you open tab two,
03:34 you look at the guess, you draw.
03:36 30 seconds on the clock, starting in three, two, one, draw.
03:41 (clock ticking)
03:44 - Pens down.
03:46 - Okey dokey.
03:47 So stop drawing immediately, close up your shop.
03:50 - Is your pen okay?
03:53 - Not really.
03:54 - Oh no.
03:55 - It's really not fine enough for the details I need.
03:59 - Oh, you're doing detail work.
04:00 - Oh, la-dee-da.
04:03 Pass your book to the left.
04:05 - I'm pretty happy with mine.
04:07 - Me too, to be fair.
04:08 - I'm okay with mine.
04:09 - I think it is really nice.
04:11 - Everyone now, look at tab one.
04:16 (laughing)
04:19 - What is going on?
04:21 - Wait, this is really good.
04:27 - That's the reaction we're looking for.
04:29 - Okay, I have drawn that perfectly.
04:31 - Why, no.
04:32 - Maybe the problem's you.
04:35 - Okay, I'm just gonna write a guess.
04:37 - It's always better to just, yeah,
04:39 do a random terrified guess,
04:41 'cause the next drawing will then be all the better for it.
04:45 - Random terrified guess.
04:46 - Should I say what I see?
04:47 - Say what you see.
04:48 - No, say what it is, 'cause it's obvious.
04:51 - No, it's not obvious.
04:52 - Sullivan, if you don't know what it is,
04:54 say what you see.
04:55 - I need a different marker, this one's not working either.
04:58 - Oh, tempest.
04:59 Try this one.
05:00 - I think he's just stalling for time.
05:02 - I think he is too.
05:03 - He's panicked.
05:04 - I feel like I know exactly what this is.
05:06 - Oh yeah, I do too, of course you do.
05:08 - All right, so pass to your left.
05:11 You are opening number two,
05:14 and then going to draw in number three.
05:17 So you get two seconds to look at number two,
05:19 like 10 seconds to look at number two.
05:22 - Okay.
05:22 Okay, okay, okay.
05:24 - Thanks, Sullivan.
05:25 - I said what I saw, okay?
05:30 - Thanks, bud.
05:31 All right, you now have 30 seconds to draw
05:33 what you've seen in number two in number three.
05:35 Three, two, one, go.
05:37 (clock ticking)
05:39 - Oh no.
05:39 - I am so sorry.
05:43 - All right, close up, pass along.
05:45 - Oh dear.
05:46 - I've just ruined it.
05:47 - There you go, there you go.
05:49 Everyone look at number three.
05:51 Oh, easy peasy.
05:53 Easy peasy.
05:54 - Easy peasy.
05:55 - Right, you have 30 seconds now to draw.
05:58 - Well, that's not enough time.
05:59 - You've got 30 seconds to write down
06:01 what you think that is in number four.
06:03 - This is a little bit coquettish.
06:04 - I'm getting yours next, Holly.
06:08 - Okay, okay, okay.
06:11 - Pass down.
06:12 - These markers, I'm losing it.
06:15 - Passing straight to you there.
06:16 - All right, so you're looking at four.
06:17 - One sec, I haven't got mine yet.
06:19 - Come on, Tempest.
06:21 - I'm trying, the markers are dying.
06:23 All of them have died on me.
06:25 - I don't believe you at this stage.
06:27 - You're gonna get it.
06:28 - I tested them all.
06:28 - Yeah, I don't believe you.
06:29 - Look at four, you got 30 seconds to draw that
06:32 in number five in three, two, one, go.
06:35 (clock ticking)
06:36 - Three, two, one, start.
06:40 (laughing)
06:41 - Ooh, I've done badly for you, Dan.
06:43 - Oh no.
06:44 - You've been doing so well so far.
06:46 - Right, pass it down one last time
06:48 and then you have to guess what it is
06:50 and write that on number six.
06:52 Then you're gonna pass it one more time,
06:53 then everyone should have their things.
06:56 - What in the name of hell is that?
06:57 (groaning)
07:00 - Oh, oh, oh.
07:03 (clock ticking)
07:05 - Everyone pass your pads to the left one last time.
07:09 We're gonna start with Ollie.
07:10 So what was your prompt?
07:12 - My prompt was,
07:14 Edge versus Mick Foley at WrestleMania 22.
07:18 - Okay.
07:19 (groaning)
07:20 - I wonder how he's gonna go into the tournament.
07:21 - Okay.
07:22 - Okay.
07:23 - So I drew for that, this.
07:25 - Very good.
07:26 - Point to walk you through it.
07:27 There's the flaming table
07:28 and that's a pretty accurate spear.
07:30 Tempest, guessed.
07:32 - Edge spears Mick Foley through the flaming table.
07:34 Very good.
07:35 - I think that works.
07:36 - I think that's a point.
07:37 - That's a point to Mick.
07:37 - That's a point to you and a point to Tempest.
07:39 - Yeah.
07:40 - So now what Holly drew off of that.
07:43 Flaming table.
07:45 - Yeah.
07:46 - There is a flaming table.
07:47 - Yeah.
07:48 - That's Edge's tattoo.
07:49 - Is that a shuriken?
07:50 (laughing)
07:50 - That is a shuriken.
07:51 It did confuse me, I'm not gonna lie.
07:53 - No, no, it's a tattoo.
07:53 - Is that a shuriken that appears to be
07:56 like thrown towards the--
07:57 - What's the arrow?
07:58 - No, it's on his shoulder.
08:00 - Ollie, is that a shadow of what's going on up here?
08:02 (laughing)
08:04 I've gotta say, I was a little confused.
08:07 - No, that's Edge's tattoo.
08:09 - Yep, yep, yep.
08:10 (laughing)
08:11 - I thought I had time for that.
08:12 - Yeah, but also specifically,
08:14 I love the fact that you're trying to draw a tattoo
08:15 on a stick person.
08:16 - I know, I didn't have,
08:18 I realised that, which is why I drew the arrow,
08:20 because I was like--
08:21 (laughing)
08:21 - Of course.
08:22 - Oh, it looks like he's casting a fireball.
08:24 - 10 seconds of what my guessing time was confusing.
08:27 - Then you will be pleasantly surprised.
08:28 - Well, let's see.
08:29 - Edge, points?
08:30 - Points.
08:31 - Table.
08:32 - Do I compound points every other point?
08:34 - You get one more point if the last prompt
08:37 is the same as it is.
08:38 - Okay.
08:39 - If Dan guesses correctly that it's Edge versus McFoley,
08:42 then Ollie will get a second point.
08:44 - Spoiler alert, the wheels are about to fall off.
08:46 - That's not, okay, now, you know what, just show it.
08:50 - Ollie.
08:50 - I'll walk you through it.
08:51 - Oh, now, come on.
08:53 - What the hell?
08:54 - Yeah.
08:55 - No.
08:56 - Now, my problem is that I drew the ring,
08:59 which you know what, now that I think,
09:01 'cause it's a very famous part of the spot, right?
09:04 - Which bits the ring?
09:05 - Pardon?
09:05 - Which bits the ring?
09:06 - That bits the ring, obviously.
09:07 - That's also a ring.
09:08 - That's the flaming table.
09:10 - That's a smoking table.
09:11 - Yeah, that's.
09:12 - That is a smelly table.
09:13 - The smelly table is what you draw there.
09:16 - Oh, a table with stink lines.
09:18 How fucking dare you?
09:19 - Oh, you drew that stink lines and everything.
09:21 - That's McFoley, and his legs are going that way
09:23 because of momentum.
09:24 Admittedly, that's not the best depiction of Edge.
09:27 - No.
09:28 - I will say.
09:29 - It's a tattoo.
09:30 - Yeah, where is the tattoo?
09:30 - I need to explain to you that I did not read this
09:33 as a table, I read this as another ring.
09:36 - Gonna be.
09:37 - Oh.
09:37 - Oh.
09:38 - War games.
09:39 - War games.
09:40 - Now on the back of your things, you add up points.
09:43 One point to Ollie, one point to Tempest,
09:45 one point to Holly, one point to Sullivan.
09:47 We're gonna move on to Dan.
09:48 - Okay, so my special prompt was,
09:52 John Cena beats the Nexus.
09:54 - Oh, oh no.
09:55 - Oh dear.
09:56 - Now Sullivan, you fucked this.
09:58 - No, I didn't fuck this.
09:59 (laughing)
10:00 - No.
10:01 - No, I didn't.
10:02 - I think you'll find that this gets fucked
10:03 far further down the line.
10:05 (laughing)
10:06 - You wait till you see the prompt I received.
10:09 I drew the prompt I received.
10:11 - A man and a cat, and seven men
10:14 who are quite sad about being defeated.
10:16 - There's no white in the seven dwarves.
10:18 - You've drawn the Stalin purges.
10:20 (laughing)
10:22 - My first instinct when I saw it was Max Firings.
10:24 - But he's got a cat.
10:25 - You just hold it up a little bit.
10:26 - He's got a cat body, he's not giving up,
10:28 he's very strong.
10:29 - Hold it up a little bit.
10:29 - He's super, super, Superman.
10:31 - The cat was what made me realise it.
10:33 - Which, so you said.
10:34 - Cena beating Nexus.
10:36 - One point, one point.
10:37 - Yeah, very good.
10:38 - This was Tempest's prompt then.
10:41 We got a man, not dissimilar, greater than,
10:46 greater than, symbology.
10:47 - Oh, that's a symbol.
10:48 - A ruling.
10:49 - It doesn't help, don't worry.
10:49 - I'm not happy about it.
10:50 - It doesn't help.
10:52 - I'm not happy about it.
10:52 - A man in Beret is greater than seven.
10:55 (laughing)
10:57 - So can you see now how I didn't fuck this?
11:00 - Sullivan, I'm sorry.
11:02 (laughing)
11:03 - And you'll see what I drew.
11:05 - I would still get Nexus from that.
11:06 - Which became.
11:07 - The seven is really.
11:09 - There he is, man in a beret.
11:09 - The drawings are all very similar.
11:11 - It's the same.
11:12 - It also features a symbol.
11:13 - Yeah, yeah.
11:14 - So I'd like to say an extra point for Dan on that one,
11:17 which then became the truth commission.
11:20 - To be fair, that's a deep cut,
11:22 but put the fucking truth commission on screen.
11:24 That's what Sullivan drew.
11:26 It's an army of people in berets.
11:28 - I drew a man in a beret who's greater than seven men.
11:31 - Does what Tempest drew as well?
11:33 (laughing)
11:35 - That's the fucking truth commission.
11:37 One point to you two.
11:38 - Okay, so I pulled it back there.
11:40 - So I believe that means Ollie is currently winning.
11:43 - Yes.
11:44 - Yes, it does.
11:45 - So mine was Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania 30.
11:48 - Oh.
11:49 - I drew Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania 30.
11:53 - I think that's really good.
11:53 - That is good.
11:54 - You can see though.
11:56 - That's a man with a beard holding up two belts.
11:58 - Yes, and that's.
11:59 - What could that possibly be?
11:59 - That's quite rare.
12:01 - Yeah, isn't it?
12:02 - In this wrestling economy, isn't it, everybody?
12:05 - Oh no.
12:07 Roman Reigns wins both titles.
12:11 - A man in a beard holding two belts.
12:13 - He did win them at the same time though.
12:14 - But he held them up.
12:15 It doesn't matter if he held them both up.
12:18 He has two belts.
12:19 - I think that is a Bryan beard
12:20 'cause it's got the long hair as well.
12:22 - Yeah.
12:23 - That's on you, man.
12:24 - That's on you, man.
12:24 - Fine.
12:25 (laughing)
12:27 - So walk me through this one, Ollie.
12:29 - It's quite clear, a guy with two titles,
12:32 there's a big duck.
12:34 - That's a horse.
12:34 - That's not a horse.
12:36 - That's a man who's about to sodomise a cow
12:38 with some belts.
12:39 - A robot cow that he's built
12:41 because it's got a square body.
12:43 - That's a square body.
12:44 - Look at the detail on the belts.
12:47 Look at the notches.
12:48 - I'm the champion of fucking way over a cow.
12:52 I'm the best at fucking hair.
12:55 - What do we notice here?
12:56 Not a beard or long hair.
12:58 So it could be anybody.
12:59 - Now, the arrow wasn't meant to be
13:01 where the penis of the man,
13:03 but it has ended up that way.
13:04 - Is this what you wanted, Tempest?
13:06 (laughing)
13:07 - This is exactly what I wanted.
13:09 - I can see why it looked like he was,
13:11 it was directing him to end it.
13:13 - He's putting those belts inside that cow.
13:16 - Why did you create these, father?
13:18 (laughing)
13:20 - Why am I used for sexual storage?
13:22 (laughing)
13:24 - Congratulations on your victory, father.
13:26 What must we?
13:27 (laughing)
13:28 - He's like a bit like a cup of tea.
13:29 - He's absolutely for storage.
13:31 - You are a big dog.
13:33 - No, I'm not, father.
13:34 (laughing)
13:35 - I'm a cow.
13:37 - I've always been a cow.
13:39 (laughing)
13:41 - No, you are a big dog.
13:43 Okay.
13:44 - Why did you program me to realize what I'm for?
13:47 (laughing)
13:50 - Right, so we have to move on from this because.
13:53 - We have to.
13:54 - It is undisputed champion.
13:57 - You know what?
13:57 - That's fine.
13:58 - I ignored the cow.
13:59 (laughing)
14:01 - That was wise.
14:02 - Right.
14:03 - Aw.
14:04 - Aw.
14:04 (laughing)
14:05 - Everyone is, they're all so happy for us.
14:07 - Aw.
14:07 - I'm on the dairy course and I'm on the herring piece.
14:08 - He's on the species.
14:09 - What?
14:10 - There are so many pieces.
14:11 - Is this the kids in waistcoats from Pochacos?
14:14 (laughing)
14:17 - That is a kid standing on top of another kid's head.
14:20 (laughing)
14:22 - That became, dadarang.
14:24 (cheering)
14:26 - I wasn't going to point to you.
14:30 - I was.
14:31 - Oh my God.
14:31 - I was like, oh, well, who was really happy
14:33 when somebody won a championship?
14:35 Well, Daniel Bryan.
14:36 (laughing)
14:36 - Very good.
14:37 - This is just generic, it's great.
14:39 - Oh my God.
14:40 (laughing)
14:40 - Well done, Dan.
14:41 - Well done.
14:42 - Poi, poi, poi.
14:43 - Poi.
14:44 - What about cows together?
14:45 (laughing)
14:46 - When around the cows.
14:48 - We always go around the cows.
14:50 - My prompt was Johnny Knoxville versus Sammy Zayne.
14:53 - Yeah.
14:54 - So this was my drawing.
14:55 - Oh, nice.
14:56 - You've got Sammy Zayne, big hand,
14:59 Johnny Knoxville, wee man.
15:01 - Yeah.
15:02 - Perfect, I think that's all.
15:03 - Yep, did not make it back around.
15:05 - Oh dear.
15:07 - I think I went a little bit.
15:08 - Well, the jackass match, perfect.
15:10 - Yeah.
15:11 - Point, point, lovely.
15:12 Here we go.
15:13 - Ah.
15:14 - Now.
15:15 - Do you see what we're all in?
15:16 - I see exactly what you've got.
15:17 - Yeah, it's the mousetrap,
15:18 there's Johnny Knoxville with his goggles on.
15:20 - I think I would have got it from the goggles.
15:21 - And I tried to draw, that's the logo,
15:23 but we can move past that.
15:24 - Well, we'll see here, it's a cane taker buried alive.
15:28 - Go back, it looks like a coffin,
15:30 not a giant mousetrap.
15:31 - Oh yeah, it does look like a coffin.
15:32 - And that could be cane with a mask on.
15:33 - Oh, it's super cane.
15:34 - It's super cane, yeah.
15:35 (laughing)
15:37 - Pool bearer, he's on the other side.
15:39 - Is that pool bearer?
15:39 - Yeah, there he is, pool bearer.
15:42 - Oh no.
15:43 - Oh no.
15:44 - I was like, when did Hurricane Helms face up the table?
15:47 (laughing)
15:48 - Well, then we've got.
15:49 - Oh, I love it.
15:50 - Oh, that is really good.
15:52 - That's really good, you got Flame Boy and Hat Man.
15:54 - Some lovely details.
15:56 - Is that the ring?
15:58 - And there's a plus symbol there as well.
15:58 - And that's the end.
15:59 - With your symbols there, all your symbols.
16:01 - That's all that happens.
16:02 - Plus symbols are perfectly acceptable, I will say yes.
16:04 - It is worth saying, Tempest could still get points
16:07 if Holly guesses, taker versus cane buried alive.
16:10 - But it never came to me, I didn't write anything.
16:12 - Oh, you didn't write anything?
16:13 - No, that's the end.
16:14 - Oh, so we should finish there.
16:14 - That's the end.
16:15 - That's weird, but I have to.
16:16 - Well, just double check to see if there's anything
16:17 you've learnt last time people played.
16:19 - Yeah, yeah, there might be some silly,
16:20 stupid prompt from that time.
16:22 - Roman killing the other thing.
16:24 (laughing)
16:27 - Holly, what was your prompt?
16:28 - I will tell you, mine was,
16:30 CM Punk's all out press conference.
16:33 - Oh.
16:34 - Now, is that the one with the muffin?
16:36 - Yes. - Yes.
16:38 - Is that the one with the muffin, Sullivan?
16:40 - You didn't draw a muffin.
16:41 You're going to show everyone now.
16:42 - If only I had visual evidence that I did draw a muffin.
16:46 - There was no muffin on that table.
16:48 That is not a muffin.
16:49 (laughing)
16:50 That is not a muffin.
16:52 And why are these two men in between?
16:54 - They're in the table.
16:55 - They're in the table.
16:55 They're in the table.
16:56 - Those are the mics.
16:57 - Those are the mics.
16:58 - That isn't her.
16:59 - Those are the mics.
17:00 - You've drawn an egg.
17:00 - There's the muffin.
17:01 - I would have gotten that bang right.
17:03 - My biggest worry is that this was not going to be
17:04 where the muffin was
17:05 and that there wasn't going to be no muffin at this place.
17:07 I was going to miss the rec.
17:08 - That was your biggest worry?
17:09 - Yeah.
17:10 - They're in the middle of the table.
17:11 - Muffin was clear.
17:12 They're the mics, microphones.
17:14 - They look like they're in the middle of the table.
17:16 - It wouldn't have mattered because the muffin was there.
17:18 (laughing)
17:19 We all know that.
17:20 - If you had a robot cow,
17:22 it would show that there was a dog later on in the story.
17:25 - Why are there two Roman Reigns in the middle of the table?
17:27 (laughing)
17:28 - I said what I saw.
17:29 Two worried men who are trapped
17:31 in the middle of a massage table.
17:33 - Right.
17:34 - Oh, no.
17:34 - That explains a lot of what I got.
17:35 - Yeah, it does.
17:36 - That explains a lot of what I got.
17:38 I will say though, look at what it is.
17:40 That is two worried men.
17:41 - And a muffin.
17:42 - He's expressionless.
17:43 (laughing)
17:43 - That's a face hole.
17:44 - That's a face hole there.
17:46 They're trapped in the middle.
17:47 - Yeah.
17:48 That is a muffin, Sullivan.
17:50 - That explains everything.
17:51 - How could I have made that look more like a muffin?
17:53 - That was ECW Heatwave 98.
17:55 (laughing)
17:55 - That was such a good match.
17:57 It's such a good match.
17:59 - I mean, like.
18:00 - Because, yes.
18:02 But I will say, the legs in the air gives it the vibe
18:04 of two worried men doing a performance
18:06 of a chorus line in the middle of a table.
18:08 - Yes.
18:09 - Yeah, yeah.
18:10 - Still a massage table as well, which is nice.
18:10 - This looks less like a muffin.
18:12 - I did wonder what the hole was.
18:13 (laughing)
18:15 I chose to ignore it.
18:16 - Oh, it's the key bit of the picture.
18:18 - It's not, well, it's not a muffin.
18:19 - Not this picture.
18:20 (laughing)
18:21 - Why are they bald?
18:22 - They're mid-aged.
18:23 - Ah.
18:25 - That was in the prompt, right?
18:26 I didn't just make up mid-aged.
18:27 - I don't know you did make up mid-aged.
18:29 (laughing)
18:31 - I assumed worried.
18:33 I heard worried and I, must be mid-aged.
18:36 - Mid-aged worries us all, right?
18:38 - So I tried to bring us back on theme.
18:40 (laughing)
18:42 - I see where we're going to now.
18:46 - Very good.
18:47 Very good.
18:48 - Two men and a table, it was broken.
18:49 - Oh.
18:51 - Oh, the glasses.
18:52 - Oh, the glasses.
18:53 - Oh, that's a 3D.
18:55 - Very, very nice.
18:57 - The 3D.
18:59 - Is that too far away from Dudley Boys?
19:03 - The guess is 3D, the wrestling move.
19:05 Whereas the prompt was the Dudley Boys.
19:07 You're already far enough away
19:08 from the all out press conference.
19:10 - Maybe if you've drawn a muffin or.
19:13 - Yeah, maybe.
19:14 - Or a cow.
19:15 - The table was constant.
19:16 - And finally Tempest for this round.
19:17 - And finally Tempest.
19:19 - Oh, with my marker.
19:21 - That's encouraging.
19:26 - That's a good sign, that.
19:27 - So we had my prompt being,
19:30 Brock wins money in the bank.
19:32 - Yeah, okay.
19:33 - 'Cause I drew this.
19:36 (laughing)
19:38 - Hammerhead from Spider-Man.
19:40 Going to Home Depot.
19:41 - Yeah, the hat confused me.
19:43 - It was, I wanted to draw his tattoo on his chest.
19:46 - Yeah.
19:47 - Oh.
19:48 - It wasn't fine enough.
19:49 - Brock lost everybody in the bank.
19:51 - Strong, strong, strong.
19:52 - Very good, very good.
19:54 And then we had.
19:55 - Now it's not the best Brock.
19:57 - That's an all right Brock.
19:58 - That's okay.
19:59 - That's Brock Lobster.
20:00 - Yeah, yeah.
20:01 - That is Brock Lobster.
20:02 - Why has he got a nutcracker as an arm?
20:04 - I spent too long on the ladder.
20:06 (laughing)
20:08 - I tried to work out the perspective.
20:09 - I tried to work out the perspective and I fucked it.
20:12 And I was like, oh no.
20:14 - Hands are time consuming.
20:15 Don't need them.
20:16 - Don't need hands.
20:17 - Brock was very good.
20:19 - Very gorgeous.
20:21 - Which then led to my drawing of this.
20:23 - What?
20:23 (laughing)
20:24 - Oh come on.
20:25 Come on.
20:27 - That's a no.
20:28 (laughing)
20:29 - So like, first of all I wanna say,
20:31 let me walk you through it.
20:32 - The chundertaker.
20:32 (laughing)
20:34 - First of all, let me just say I'm not good at drawing.
20:37 Second of all.
20:38 - You don't need to say that.
20:40 - Do you see a briefcase?
20:41 - You do.
20:42 - Yes.
20:43 - Third of all, note the cowboy hat
20:44 and the angry expression.
20:45 That's Brock Lesnar from "Five Year Old Date".
20:46 - Why'd you say "Rotar"?
20:48 - He's a big, he's Brock Lesnar.
20:50 (grunting)
20:51 He could've been anyone.
20:51 I wanna get to know who's Brock.
20:53 - I thought it was Paul Bearer.
20:54 - That's the winner.
20:55 (cheering)
20:57 - Bonus two points.
20:57 - Two points and then everyone else gets one.
20:59 - I needed that.
21:00 - Let's have a quick summation of the scores
21:03 going round this time with Ollie.
21:04 - Three.
21:05 - Two.
21:05 - Three.
21:06 - Four.
21:07 - Three.
21:08 - Wow.
21:09 - I'm so happy to be here.
21:10 - Oh, I'm somehow in the lead.
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22:02 Bye.
22:04 - All right, we're gonna do round two.
22:06 Ollie, why don't you start by taking a prop first?
22:09 - Sure, make all the difference.
22:10 - Here you go, son of a.
22:12 - Thank you.
22:13 - You should watch that, not me.
22:15 - Okay.
22:15 - Write down your prompt on the back of your thing.
22:25 All right, are we ready?
22:30 You have 30 seconds to draw, starting in three, two, one, go.
22:33 - Stop.
22:35 - Who knows?
22:39 - Oh dear.
22:40 - I'm real sorry about this, by the way.
22:43 We are now going to pass our pads to the right.
22:46 - Whoa.
22:47 - All right, look at one.
22:49 - Is there another fuck horse?
22:52 - What?
22:52 (laughing)
22:54 - Oh dear.
22:54 - What in the hell is this?
22:56 - Who?
22:57 - Uh.
22:58 - Who?
22:59 - Did everything just get much harder?
23:01 - Come on, Sully.
23:02 - No, don't say come on.
23:04 - What's that?
23:06 (clock ticking)
23:07 - All right, pass it down to the right, please.
23:10 - I think I got it.
23:11 - Hang on, I think I've got it.
23:12 - I think you'll see.
23:13 (laughing)
23:16 - Do you think you've got it, Ollie?
23:18 - Yeah, I think I've got it.
23:20 - I don't wanna draw this.
23:21 - Oh, this is gonna be a good round.
23:23 (laughing)
23:25 - All right, everyone look at two.
23:27 - Oh no.
23:30 - What?
23:31 - Oh, okay.
23:31 - Oh.
23:32 - Right, you've got 30 seconds.
23:33 - Can I do with...
23:34 (clock ticking)
23:35 - I think that one was my fault.
23:37 (laughing)
23:39 - It's the pen.
23:39 - I think I got the ball on there.
23:41 - God damn it.
23:43 - I mean, what?
23:45 - I mean, no, I agree.
23:47 - Look at four and draw on five.
23:49 - This is a joke now.
23:53 (clock ticking)
23:55 - Stop.
23:56 - Sullivan, I wish you the very best of luck.
24:00 - Yeah, thank you.
24:01 - Because I have drawn what I was given.
24:03 - I will say, I wrote down what I was given.
24:07 - You got better with the bad pen.
24:08 - Absolutely not.
24:09 (laughing)
24:10 Absolutely not.
24:11 (laughing)
24:12 - I am a little bit afraid of what I'm about to look at.
24:16 - What?
24:17 - I drew what I was given.
24:19 - I know.
24:20 - What are you doing?
24:22 You must be stop.
24:23 (laughing)
24:26 - Fucking hell, Dan.
24:28 Jesus.
24:29 - Bang, straight in there.
24:31 - Okay.
24:32 - I just don't know what game you've been playing.
24:33 So I'm just gonna have to write.
24:35 - Everything will make sense, Dan.
24:36 - I just don't know that it will.
24:38 - All right.
24:39 - It seems intentional, but it's not.
24:41 - I need you all to know,
24:43 before we do the reveals of this whole round,
24:45 I have tried so hard to find a way
24:47 to bring us back on theme.
24:49 I really have.
24:50 (laughing)
24:51 - Delay it to that way.
24:52 (laughing)
24:53 - Let's start with Tempest this time.
24:55 - But we will start, and mine was the Mega Powers Explode.
25:00 - Oh.
25:01 - Mm.
25:01 - Right.
25:02 - Oh, I didn't see that.
25:05 - No.
25:06 - Oh, I know what it is.
25:06 - I wasn't given that.
25:08 - This was tough to draw, admittedly.
25:11 So I started with this.
25:12 - Yeah.
25:15 - That's Hogan, Savage, Explosion.
25:18 - Why has he got a plus in his chest?
25:20 - It's his robe thingy that he's got.
25:22 (laughing)
25:25 - It's meant to be in the Teletubby sun.
25:26 - Yeah.
25:27 I did realize once I'd drawn it,
25:29 it looked more like a sun than an explosion.
25:31 - As you've said that,
25:32 you can see where the wheels have started to come off.
25:34 - Jumping grandma and Mordecai in the sun.
25:37 (laughing)
25:37 - Mordecai.
25:38 I haven't thought what Mordecai says.
25:40 - I had no idea.
25:41 (laughing)
25:42 And the time ran out.
25:43 So I just filled the space.
25:45 - So.
25:46 - And that's how I had to play, yeah.
25:48 - Doctor Strange Portal.
25:49 - Yeah, I mean, you know what?
25:50 Fair enough.
25:51 - That does, yeah.
25:52 - They look like superheroes.
25:53 - Yes.
25:54 - And then we're going through a portal.
25:55 - To be fair, right?
25:56 I love what you've drawn.
25:57 - Thank you.
25:58 - Fucking brilliant.
25:59 - That's Doctor Strange Portal.
26:01 - That is a Doctor Strange Portal.
26:02 - Thank you very much.
26:03 - What pen are you using?
26:04 - Just a regular old dry erase marker available.
26:07 - You now understand the pain.
26:09 The pain of not being able to distinguish.
26:11 - Which we then got Doctor Strange.
26:14 - Just you and me get points on that one Dan, I'm afraid.
26:16 - And then.
26:17 - There's Doctor Strange.
26:19 - Okay.
26:20 - And a man bending down.
26:21 - No, that's a stethoscope.
26:22 - That's a stethoscope, sort of.
26:24 - No, that's someone preparing for his proctology exam.
26:27 - I thought that was, I thought it was cup and bowl.
26:29 (laughing)
26:32 - Superhero hipster buys a headscarf.
26:35 (laughing)
26:38 - Come on, points.
26:38 - Look at this stubble.
26:40 And the headset.
26:41 (laughing)
26:42 - Stethoscope.
26:44 Come on, give us a point for me.
26:45 - That's a point for me.
26:45 - Your palms exploding.
26:46 - I deserve points for that.
26:48 I deserve points for that.
26:49 - Holly, I hesitate to come to you, but here we are.
26:52 - Mine was Baron Corbin and Rembrandt Reins' dog food.
26:56 - That actually started to make a lot more sense.
26:58 - Yeah.
26:58 - Not the dog food match, isn't the dog food
27:01 that they've created in partnership together.
27:03 They've gone into business.
27:04 - Yeah, they've gone into business together.
27:05 - So I drew Baron Corbin, he's got a little crown on.
27:08 - Yeah, yeah.
27:09 - 'Cause he's a Baron.
27:09 - And he's a little spider man.
27:11 - He's got some dog food.
27:12 - He's got no torso.
27:13 And his arms are attached to his head.
27:16 - That's Roman Reigns.
27:17 - You've literally drawn the photo
27:19 that went around from the Iraq war detention.
27:21 (laughing)
27:23 - Roman Reigns.
27:25 - All you're missing is a cigarette
27:26 in Roman Reigns' mouth.
27:27 (laughing)
27:28 - I think this is a really good drawing of Roman Reigns.
27:31 - That's Daniel Bryan.
27:33 (laughing)
27:34 - I just don't know why Baron Corbin
27:36 doesn't have any torso and his arms
27:37 are coming out of his head.
27:39 - He's burnt arms.
27:40 - These are his arms.
27:41 - What's this?
27:42 - That's his body.
27:43 - No, that's his bottom.
27:44 - Yeah.
27:45 - Oh, I thought it was an arrow.
27:46 - No.
27:47 - Okay.
27:48 - I went through this whole process.
27:50 - That's his body.
27:51 That's his horrible body.
27:52 - And it's his open mouth.
27:53 Ready for the dog food.
27:55 Okay.
27:56 - Well.
27:57 - There we have.
27:57 - Somehow.
27:58 - Hey.
27:59 - Roman's King Corbin eating dog food.
28:00 Points.
28:01 - Points.
28:02 - Points.
28:03 - Okay.
28:04 - Why are you face like that?
28:05 - Well, I think I captured the essence of the prompt.
28:07 - See.
28:08 - Now.
28:09 - Now, now.
28:10 - Now, now.
28:11 - I must say.
28:12 - Oh, you've done fucking flames.
28:13 (laughing)
28:14 - You've done flames?
28:15 - Okay, there's Roman, obviously.
28:17 - So that's Roman Flames.
28:17 - No, no, no.
28:19 We can't have that.
28:19 - Why is there a dog bag?
28:21 (laughing)
28:22 - Why are you rolling?
28:24 - It's dog food, not a dog.
28:25 Plus the big dog.
28:26 - Oh no.
28:27 - And there's someone eating dog food.
28:30 - I'm not gonna lie.
28:31 You've compounded all of the bad mistakes.
28:34 - I need to say this for now.
28:35 - You haven't learned anything.
28:37 - Not only.
28:37 - No, I'm learning.
28:38 I'm learning everything.
28:39 This is a shared tapestry of information.
28:42 - You're learning like chat TV.
28:43 (laughing)
28:45 - Fireman.
28:47 - I will say.
28:48 - Fireman.
28:49 Cow box Pac-Man.
28:51 - I did forget about this particular storyline,
28:55 but I don't think that would have helped me.
28:57 So I wrote what I saw.
28:58 - Kane and dog box fed to Pac-Man.
29:01 - Is it dog boy or is it dog box?
29:03 - It's dog box.
29:03 - It's dog box.
29:04 - It's dog box.
29:05 - I read dog boy.
29:06 - That's fair.
29:07 - Dog box made less sense.
29:08 (laughing)
29:08 - And then let's, let's, dog boy.
29:10 You read dog boy.
29:11 - Yeah, I read dog boy.
29:13 - There's Kane.
29:14 (laughing)
29:14 - Absolutely, that's a good Kane.
29:15 - Thank you.
29:16 - That's a very good Kane.
29:17 - I had to look for a dog boy.
29:18 - No, hang on.
29:19 Just quickly.
29:20 (laughing)
29:20 Kane is wearing the Phantom of the Opera's mask.
29:23 (laughing)
29:24 - Yeah, yeah, no.
29:24 He isn't wearing the right mask at all.
29:27 - Well, I knew who he meant.
29:29 In Sleepy's anthemy.
29:30 (laughing)
29:31 Dog boy.
29:32 I don't really know what's going on with dog boy.
29:34 - Dog boy looks like a frog animal crossing.
29:36 (laughing)
29:36 - Dog boy.
29:37 - Like an animal crossing.
29:38 - Fuck yourself.
29:39 - Unfortunately, you didn't get dog boy from that.
29:40 - Oh no.
29:41 - I think I'm missing.
29:42 I would have understood it was a dog
29:43 if it had a square body.
29:45 - Yeah.
29:46 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:47 - I forgot that.
29:47 - Don't worry, there'll be another one soon.
29:48 - I thought that was the global symbol
29:49 for fucking dog boy.
29:50 - And finally, we got Pac-Man eating Kane's friends.
29:53 (laughing)
29:54 - Is that, is that point to you?
29:56 - I fed things fed to Pac-Man.
29:58 I would say there's a little point streak.
30:00 - Yeah.
30:00 - So you have Kane and someone being eaten by Pac-Man.
30:04 I drew a thing and we have Kane and Pac-Man.
30:06 - I don't think you get points for this.
30:08 - I don't understand how that's possible.
30:10 (laughing)
30:11 - How then?
30:12 - Let the picture open again.
30:14 Because what you, I said Kane and dog box fed to Pac-Man.
30:18 We had Kane.
30:19 - I drew something and you had Kane's friends
30:21 being eaten by Pac-Man.
30:22 - Yeah, okay.
30:23 So just to go through the two prompts.
30:24 - Yeah, I do think.
30:25 - The two prompts of this.
30:26 - I do think the dog box separates.
30:28 - Oh right, okay.
30:29 - I think there is a quite large difference
30:31 between Kane and dog box fed to Pac-Man
30:33 and Pac-Man eating Kane's friends.
30:36 - I honestly, I don't see the big difference
30:38 and I'll be vindicated in the comments.
30:41 - The comments will be on our side.
30:42 - So mine was the eye for an eye match.
30:45 I don't know whether I gave you the best drawing here.
30:49 But I, cause I also didn't know for sure.
30:52 I didn't do a great drawing.
30:53 It was also very small weirdly.
30:55 But there's him putting his eye.
30:57 - Oh, pushing.
30:58 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:59 Pushing his eye into the stairs.
31:00 You've gone for long head man.
31:02 Push his dude's face into stairs.
31:04 - You know what?
31:06 - Interesting.
31:06 Wait until it comes back round.
31:07 - That's really good.
31:08 That's a really good thing.
31:10 - I won't get any points for it.
31:11 But I may help everybody else.
31:12 - I think there are gonna be points along the way.
31:13 - Yeah.
31:14 - Like, I mean, that is not eye for an eye.
31:17 But thank you for doing that because.
31:19 - It's a pleasure.
31:20 - That's gonna help me in the future I think.
31:23 And then look.
31:24 - Fuck me.
31:26 - Tempest.
31:26 - I was trying to draw like the sideways of Ray's mask.
31:29 - You just wait for the next one.
31:31 - Here we go.
31:31 - Seth, I got Ray.
31:35 - That's gotta be.
31:37 - Is that a point?
31:37 - That's a point right there.
31:38 - Not for Holly.
31:39 - Not for me.
31:40 - No, but for these two.
31:41 - Weird how, 'cause we got it back on track.
31:43 - Yeah.
31:44 - Thanks to me.
31:45 - And in a second, we're about to see the next drawing.
31:48 And I think it's fascinating how all of them are the same.
31:53 - They've used the leg down.
31:55 That's the only.
31:56 - 'Cause he does a stomp.
31:56 I wanted you to know it was Seth.
31:58 And do you see, I also drew Ray's mask with the side bits.
32:01 - You know what?
32:02 - Fair.
32:03 - But here's what I did.
32:04 - The curb.
32:06 - 'Cause he's standing on it.
32:07 - But the stairs are on there specifically
32:08 and his eyes in the stairs.
32:09 It's the same picture as everyone else's picture.
32:10 - I thought you'd drawn a curb,
32:12 which is why I was so sad.
32:13 - Oh yeah.
32:14 - Well done, Val.
32:15 - I'm willing to admit it.
32:16 - I'm willing to admit.
32:17 - Yeah?
32:18 - Yeah, well done.
32:19 Well done, table.
32:20 - I drew the Firefly.
32:25 - Right.
32:25 - Nowhere near.
32:26 - We have collectively agreed that Man in Cap
32:30 is John Cena with the armband.
32:32 That's the fiend.
32:34 - Well, you'll see exactly what it is
32:35 when you turn over this page.
32:36 - John Cena.
32:37 - Oh no, it's not.
32:38 - That's the fiend with his weird kind of.
32:40 - Are those John Cena's muscles?
32:40 - No.
32:41 - That's John Cena's muscles.
32:42 - His armband.
32:43 - It's the.
32:44 - That's the fiend right there
32:45 'cause it's got the big teeth
32:47 and he's also got his stripy legs.
32:48 - Oh.
32:49 - And he's got.
32:50 - He's got legs.
32:51 - He's got legs.
32:52 - He's got legs.
32:53 - He's got legs.
32:53 - And Muscular Pope meets Ollie's robot fuck cow.
32:58 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:59 - Which I then had to draw.
33:01 - I want you to go back and see.
33:02 - Muscular Pope?
33:03 - Muscular Pope, that's the Pope's hat.
33:05 That's the Pope's hat right there.
33:07 - The whole game I've had Ollie
33:09 having to be drawing some fuck cow.
33:11 (all laughing)
33:12 - And I was really.
33:13 - He's seeing the ones with me.
33:14 (all laughing)
33:17 - Hey, let's see what.
33:18 Let's see what Ollie's drawn though.
33:19 - There you go.
33:20 (all laughing)
33:23 - Look how sad it is.
33:25 It knows what it's for.
33:27 - That is a muscular goddamn Pope.
33:29 - Yes.
33:29 - Demian Priest and a sad dog.
33:32 (all laughing)
33:33 - He tried to get it back on track.
33:34 - He tried to get it back on track.
33:37 - Is that an angle?
33:37 - Finally.
33:38 (laughs)
33:39 - Oh, look at that sad dog.
33:41 - What the fuck is that?
33:43 - That's not, it's a arrow.
33:43 - Oh, it's an arrow.
33:44 Very good.
33:45 - Oh.
33:46 - Which we guessed exit man.
33:48 - Sad dog.
33:49 (all laughing)
33:50 - Which is a, is that from the Winter's Tale?
33:52 - Yeah.
33:53 - Exit man is you guys.
33:55 - Sad dog.
33:55 - Ollie's sad fuck cow.
33:57 - Exit man is your fuck cow.
33:59 (all laughing)
34:03 - Dan.
34:03 - Okay, so my prompt was Becky, Charlotte and Ronda
34:07 at WrestleMania 35.
34:08 - Okay, okay.
34:09 - And I instantly regretted conforming to gender norms
34:13 because I drew what I thought was clearly
34:16 Becky, Charlotte and Ronda triple threat,
34:18 but then wrestlers have long hair often,
34:20 so I gave her a skirt.
34:22 - You've got 30 seconds, you have to be something.
34:24 - You know, so I apologise to all of my fellow weirdos.
34:28 But Becky Lynch wins WrestleMania 35.
34:31 - That's gonna be a point for me.
34:32 - Do I get a point?
34:33 - Yes, you get a point.
34:34 - Fabulous.
34:35 We were presented with basically the same picture.
34:37 - Yeah.
34:38 - Very good.
34:39 - Yes, good.
34:39 - Ollie's face does not inspire confidence.
34:42 - I'll just carry on in case.
34:44 (laughs)
34:45 - It says there, women's belt swap.
34:48 - I see.
34:48 - Who's the third person?
34:50 - The person holding the belt, swapping them for them.
34:51 - Yeah.
34:52 - Ah, doing swap.
34:53 - The middle woman.
34:54 - The administrator.
34:55 - Yeah.
34:56 - The administrator.
34:57 - Right, okay.
34:58 - HR.
34:58 - Yeah, HR.
34:59 - Okay, women's belt swap.
35:00 - I didn't know why she was there either,
35:01 but I was like, well.
35:03 - Then we have.
35:04 - Oh, very nice.
35:05 - Yeah.
35:06 - Very good, yeah.
35:07 - Yeah, one of them's not on the floor though.
35:08 - Once again, the traditional up-curled bob
35:10 that all women have.
35:12 (laughs)
35:14 - And then we have women's title swap.
35:15 - So you get points.
35:16 - You get points.
35:17 - Do I get a point?
35:18 - No.
35:19 - Absolutely not.
35:20 - And the most difficult one so far, which was.
35:23 Lex Luger beats Yokozuna.
35:25 - Oh yeah, wrestling.
35:26 - In beating.
35:27 - Oh, it's SummerSlam '93.
35:30 - I had no idea what to draw, so.
35:33 - What was this one?
35:34 - And you had a difficult pen.
35:35 - This is the count out.
35:36 - There was no detail.
35:38 So I've got the Lex Express.
35:40 - Oh, bloody hell.
35:41 - Oh, oh, oh, oh.
35:43 - Look at that drawing of Yokozuna.
35:44 - Oli, bloody hell.
35:46 - He's famously a big guy.
35:48 - So I need to tell you what I was originally.
35:50 - Oli, Oli, fuck me, man.
35:52 - I struggled to.
35:54 (laughs)
35:55 - He drew a skirt.
35:57 What am I supposed to do?
35:59 - Here's what happened.
36:00 - I thought I was gonna be on the cancer.
36:01 (laughs)
36:04 - My first thing.
36:05 - Fucking, no, no, I don't think you're being problematic.
36:07 I don't think you've drawn a fat baby.
36:09 (laughs)
36:10 - That's what I'm saying.
36:11 - My first worry was that I thought this was Snorlax.
36:14 (laughs)
36:16 And then I was like, well, hang on,
36:17 there's an American flag and it's a baby.
36:20 So perhaps it's the American dream, Dusty Rhodes.
36:22 - We've lost Solomon.
36:23 (laughs)
36:26 - So you guessed it.
36:37 - But then I realized.
36:38 - The ex-boss.
36:40 - Because look.
36:40 - No, who's this?
36:41 (laughs)
36:43 - I didn't know.
36:44 - So Dan had the DX bus.
36:46 - Yes, okay.
36:48 - Adam drew the DX bus being blown up.
36:52 - To be fair, a very niche, not niche,
36:54 but like a one segment from 2000.
36:57 - Which I would not blame if you didn't know it.
36:59 - I didn't get this, I went.
37:00 - Oh, Vincent exploded.
37:01 - Yeah, yeah, exactly.
37:02 - Yeah, that makes sense.
37:04 (yells)
37:06 - That's pretty good.
37:07 - That's pretty good?
37:08 - Very good.
37:08 - Oh, no.
37:09 - I don't remember.
37:11 - Why not?
37:11 (laughs)
37:12 - That's what he said.
37:13 - Yes!
37:14 - Real ones knows.
37:15 - Points, points.
37:16 - Do I get a point?
37:17 - No.
37:18 - You guys get points.
37:19 - I got it wrong.
37:20 - It was last round, that was a loud one.
37:21 - Yeah, yeah.
37:22 - Difficult pen.
37:23 (laughs)
37:24 - Difficult pen.
37:25 (laughs)
37:26 - I have a picture of your kids.
37:27 - Good God.
37:28 - It's gonna stay in my mind forever.
37:30 (laughs)
37:31 - He's down there, isn't he?
37:32 It's a toy.
37:32 - Can we do all of your container at the weekend?
37:35 (laughs)
37:38 - There he is.
37:39 - I think that's pretty good.
37:40 (laughs)
37:42 - He's got arms and legs, he wouldn't be able to walk.
37:47 He wouldn't be able to pick anything up.
37:50 (laughs)
37:52 - That's his sickle juice.
37:54 - He's so round.
37:55 - He's so perfectly round.
37:56 - So deep.
37:57 He does look like a snowman.
37:58 (laughs)
38:00 - What would you have drawn?
38:05 - Imagine that coming to the front.
38:06 - What would you have drawn, Sam?
38:07 - Imagine him pottering around.
38:10 (laughs)
38:10 - Try to wash the dishes.
38:13 Try to answer the door.
38:14 (laughs)
38:15 Try to brush his hair.
38:16 (laughs)
38:17 - Try to be a professional wrestler.
38:19 Try to be an athlete.
38:20 (laughs)
38:22 - This won the Royal Rumble.
38:24 (laughs)
38:26 - Who's gonna get pulled on the top rope?
38:32 (laughs)
38:34 - That's a long day.
38:36 (laughs)
38:37 - No one can get him on the top rope.
38:39 There's a miraculously sky in the room.
38:41 (laughs)
38:43 - What did you see?
38:52 - Oh, Bolly.
38:53 That was good, man.
38:55 - That was really good.
38:56 - That was good.
38:57 - I thought Yokozuna when I saw it.
38:59 - Yeah, it was really good.
39:01 Yeah.
39:02 We'll just keep him here.
39:04 We'll keep him here for the episode.
39:05 - Yeah, we're here just to remind everyone
39:07 of what's happening.
39:08 - Just to remind them.
39:09 (laughs)
39:11 - I feel a little bit better about my evil sheep now.
39:14 - It hurts so much.
39:16 - You're the best.
39:17 - Oh, God.
39:18 - You're the best.
39:19 (laughs)
39:19 - Oh my God.
39:20 - Oh, fucking Lord.
39:22 - All right.
39:23 That is the end of the second and final round.
39:26 We are gonna go.
39:27 (laughs)
39:29 - I feel lighter.
39:30 (laughs)
39:31 - Jesus Christ.
39:32 That's the end of the second and final round.
39:35 Let's go around ending with Ollie
39:37 and talk about the point.
39:39 Our point total, seven.
39:41 - Oh, very good.
39:42 - Five.
39:43 - Very good.
39:44 - Still on four.
39:45 - I don't know from that round.
39:46 - Five.
39:47 - Four.
39:48 - Five.
39:49 - Tempest wins.
39:51 (applause)
39:53 - You get Yokozuna.
39:54 (laughs)
39:56 - Let him be the prize for every victory
39:59 in this show from now on.
40:01 (laughs)
40:02 - That has been our first episode of No Holds Bored.
40:07 Good Lord.
40:10 If you like it, check back next week
40:11 where we're gonna be playing another game.
40:13 We'll see you then.
40:16 Jam that jam everyone.
40:18 (laughs)
40:20 - Sorry about this.
40:21 (laughs)
40:24 - What's the name of this cow?
40:25 - It's Pete.
40:27 - Pete is with us.
40:28 - Pete.
40:29 - It's Pete.
40:30 This is Pete Quinnell.
40:30 - Pete Quinnell.
40:32 - Pete Quinnell.
40:32 - Pete Quinnell.
40:33 - Pete Quinnell.
40:34 - Pete Quinnell.
40:35 - Pete Quinnell.
40:36 - It's a bit, yeah, it's a bit weird.
40:37 Pete Quinnell.
40:38 This is Pete.
40:39 (laughs)
40:40 This is Pete.