Rick and Morty - Everything We Know About Rick Prime - Rick has many enemies, but he only has one arch nemesis: himself. Rick and Morty Season 7 premieres 10/15 at 11p
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00:00 I spent my life hunting this guy, Morty.
00:02 This is the closest I've ever been to catching Rick Prime.
00:05 It's impossible.
00:06 Hunting him destroyed me, Morty.
00:07 But now we're gonna do it together.
00:09 You and me.
00:10 It's gonna take over your life, Morty.
00:12 Rick and Morty season seven, hunting my nemesis.
00:14 It's the most painful shit I've ever had to deal with
00:16 and I'm fucking bringing you into it
00:18 because you asked for it, Morty.
00:19 You and me, Morty.
00:21 (guns firing)
00:23 - Day I invented the portal gun is the day I lost Diane.
00:28 (laser firing)
00:30 - When'd you make the leap to interdimensional travel?
00:35 - I didn't.
00:36 I did.
00:38 Well, well, well.
00:39 If it isn't us.
00:41 You know the worst part about inventing teleportation?
00:43 Suddenly you're able to travel the whole galaxy
00:44 and the first thing you learn is
00:45 you're the last guy to invent teleportation.
00:47 Fortunately, you're about to invent
00:49 something much more powerful.
00:51 Imagine doing anything you want
00:53 then hopping to a timeline where you never did it.
00:55 Imagine going anywhere, anytime
00:56 with nobody able to stop you.
00:58 - Sounds lonely.
00:59 - Lonely?
01:00 Dude, you have yourself.
01:01 Your infinite selves.
01:03 It's a nonstop party where all the guests
01:04 are the only person we like.
01:06 You think it's cool being the smartest man on earth
01:07 but once we give you this technology
01:09 you become the smartest thing in every conceivable universe.
01:12 The infinite Rick.
01:14 A god.
01:15 - Pass.
01:16 - Excuse me?
01:17 Bro, Ricks don't pass on this.
01:19 Who do you think you are?
01:20 - A different kind of Rick, I guess.
01:22 - Well, we'll see how long that lasts.
01:24 (whooshing)
01:27 - I heard sci-fi noises.
01:29 Did you make a breakthrough?
01:30 - Sort of.
01:31 I just took a long look at myself
01:33 and I don't think this science thing is gonna pay off.
01:36 - Well, why don't I get Beth and we'll go out for ice cream?
01:39 - That, Diane, is the last great idea
01:41 that will ever be had in this garage.
01:44 (car honking)
01:45 Come on, girls, the ice cream's gonna melt.
01:47 (whooshing)
01:48 (beeping)
01:50 No!
01:51 (screaming)
01:53 - You're hunting the guy who killed your wife?
02:00 (dramatic music)
02:03 (whooshing)
02:05 - The guy I'm looking for, he's not findable.
02:25 (dramatic music)
02:28 - Killing us won't bring her back.
02:44 Thanks for the info, but I'm more on a revenge kick
02:46 than a results kick.
02:47 (dramatic music)
02:50 (whooshing)
03:18 - I don't understand.
03:20 My original Rick killed your family
03:22 and you were just waiting for him to come back?
03:24 (dramatic music)
03:48 - Live with the version of Beth now?
03:50 You're one of those creeps
03:51 who moves in with abandoned adult Beth.
03:53 It's more complicated than that.
03:54 (dramatic music)
03:57 - Whoa, dead wife?
04:07 - Yes, now everyone can shut up about it.
04:09 - Since when do you guys get stranded?
04:13 - Portal travel's broken.
04:14 - So you can't hop realties anymore?
04:16 - I need to reboot the portal index immediately.
04:19 Basically just a hard reset on the fluid.
04:22 Hold tight, the earth's gonna shake a bit.
04:24 (whooshing)
04:27 - Uh, oh.
04:31 - Oh shit.
04:32 - Wait, what?
04:32 What's happening?
04:33 - Instead of resetting portal travel,
04:34 I may have reset portal travelers.
04:37 Too late to apologize.
04:38 - Rick, why am I pulsing green?
04:41 And don't say you don't know,
04:42 because you're pulsing green.
04:43 - Everyone from this reality
04:44 returning to their reality of origin.
04:46 - Back to our original universes.
04:48 - I explained it fine, Morty.
04:49 You're spoon feeding spoons.
04:51 - My real original dad beat the apocalypse.
04:54 - You bailed and left us to freeze.
04:56 - Please don't go.
04:57 - Everyone needs to let go.
04:58 - Excuse me?
05:02 Bro, Ricks don't pass on this.
05:04 - Rick, is that you?
05:09 - Yeah, Diane.
05:10 - You've been gone so long.
05:12 Did you find our daughter's killer?
05:13 - Mute.
05:15 - If I could be muted,
05:16 I wouldn't be too good at haunting you, would I?
05:19 You dirty bear.
05:20 - Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted.
05:22 - You're not honestly gonna fly into that rift
05:24 without coordinates, are you?
05:25 - Come on, come on, come on.
05:27 - Baby, something to keep in mind.
05:30 If you were pulled home by whatever happened,
05:32 it's likely our target was as well.
05:35 It's also likely he's having
05:36 as much trouble leaving as you are.
05:38 - He's trapped.
05:41 - Rick, I knew it.
05:44 I knew you wouldn't leave me.
05:45 Ow, the fuck?
05:47 - Morty, did you see another Rick here?
05:49 Nondescript haircut, sci-fi jacket.
05:51 - Wasn't the Rick here dead?
05:53 That's why you pick places, right?
05:55 - Well, you're Rick.
05:57 Yeah, not dead.
05:58 More like not around.
05:59 When I met you, I was sort of hoping
06:01 he might turn up one day.
06:02 You son of a bitch, I got you.
06:04 - Where are we going?
06:06 - To kill your grandpa, little buddy.
06:07 - Wait, what?
06:09 - This guy, Morty, he hates being found,
06:10 but loves building elaborate shit.
06:12 - Whoa, you found me.
06:14 I shoot the first monitor too.
06:17 Listen, I'm not here.
06:19 Or am I?
06:20 There's the clone you found.
06:22 Or maybe it's me all naked.
06:24 Just a little kaiser soulsay.
06:26 I mean, why would I admit it's not?
06:27 Oh yeah, look at him.
06:29 Look at him go.
06:30 Look at him dance.
06:30 Or me.
06:31 Again, it might be me, but like a soft thing.
06:34 I'm very sneaky.
06:35 Here's a bunch of kill bots to deal with
06:37 while you wrestle with that.
06:38 Tell you what.
06:41 There he goes.
06:41 Maybe that actually was me.
06:43 - Rick, this is an obvious trap.
06:44 If you go down there, he's just gonna kill you.
06:47 - Good.
06:47 - What?
06:48 - Now what?
06:51 - If you don't care if you die,
06:52 why do you care if I die?
06:54 - Knock it off.
06:54 Get out of here.
06:55 You did this last season.
06:56 You're like a suicide bomber.
06:58 - Takes one to know one.
06:59 - Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me.
07:01 - I don't know him.
07:03 You're my grandpa, Rick.
07:05 Rick and Morty, 100 years.
07:07 - This play totally might go up, by the way.
07:09 Here's a bunch of countdowns.
07:10 One of them's probably accurate.
07:12 - You're Jerry, right?
07:15 Boy, you have really arced out.
07:17 - Were you putting on pants?
07:19 - What?
07:19 Oh yeah, no, I was naked to fuck with a guy.
07:21 Speaking of, did you talk to me
07:23 or a little kid around here?
07:25 - Maybe.
07:26 Why?
07:27 'Cause if you hate them too,
07:29 I could be down for a little team up.
07:30 - I really don't team up anymore.
07:32 Managing people is such a headache.
07:34 (grunting)
07:35 - Fatality.
07:36 Jerry win.
07:37 (grunting)
07:38 (laughing)
07:41 - Goddamn, dude.
07:44 Badass.
07:45 (grunting)
07:48 - Why are you here?
07:50 - Buddy, I have been asking myself
07:52 that exact same question.
07:55 Whoa, you found me.
07:57 - Found me.
07:58 - Found me.
07:59 (gunshot)
08:01 - What the fuck?
08:03 Rick?
08:04 - I'm no good to anybody
08:04 until I resolve this arch nemesis crappy.
08:06 That's why I removed myself.
08:08 I've become the thing I hate.
08:10 It's like a Netflix drama down here.
08:11 I did you a favor.
08:13 (phone ringing)
08:15 Fuck yeah, I got you.
08:16 Okay, I can work with that.
08:20 - Wow, are those all the places Rick Prime could be?
08:23 - I wish, Morty.
08:24 It's all the places he is.
08:26 - Oh, geez.
08:26 - Welcome to my darkness.
08:28 (upbeat music)
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