Still 2020, still making super serious mountain films, Still Solo. 'Tis the season for cliché rom coms based in quaint | dG1fT01SVmlEOURQeW8
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00:00 [Christmas music]
00:06 This holiday season,
00:08 [thunder]
00:09 Arc'teryx brings you the ultimate romantic comedy for lonely skiers.
00:13 Cream?
00:14 Have a nice day.
00:15 As one girl waits in her quaint bakery for life to come to her.
00:20 Like your jacket?
00:21 Warm.
00:22 Goddammit.
00:23 This is stupid. These are stupid. I don't want them.
00:26 And when it does, she puts her dreams on hold, shelves everything she had planned for herself.
00:31 Lemon raspberry muffin and a coffee?
00:32 Yeah, let's make it two today.
00:34 Okay.
00:36 And dramatically pursues a 22-year-old professional skier who literally does not notice she exists.
00:41 You going skiing today? With a friend?
00:44 Yeah.
00:45 Like another pro skier?
00:47 No.
00:48 Like a family friend?
00:49 Nope.
00:50 Like, just a friend?
00:52 Oh yeah, kind of.
00:55 [Christmas music]
00:58 After one miserable night living out a horrifying cliché wherein she drinks wine alone,
01:02 surrounded by her own baking,
01:04 our heroine decides that this year, things are going to be different.
01:08 [Christmas music]
01:11 I told you it was a rom-com.
01:13 Sam Cooch.
01:18 Katie Burrell.
01:22 Still solo.
01:24 Hey!
01:30 Hey.
01:31 I think my skin's broken.
01:37 Oh, bummer. Yeah, it sucks when that happens.
01:40 Yeah.
01:41 Hope you get it fixed.
01:42 Me too.
01:43 Because 2020 isn't anybody's year.
01:46 Just watch my ski that I paid for myself.
01:50 And realistically, this would never work.
01:52 Oh, I'm Sam Cooch.
01:55 Darn it!
01:56 Oh.
01:58 Coming soon to a theater near you.
02:00 Really dinged my knee.
02:02 Maybe a dumb idea.
02:03 Probably not.
02:04 [Christmas music]
02:07 [Christmas music]
02:10 [BLANK_AUDIO]