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00:00 It turns out that if you build a country with borders, a military and a well-regulated law
00:04 enforcement, prosperity won't be far behind.
00:08 But you know what comes after that, don't you?
00:10 Complacency, a false sense of security, then decline followed by destruction.
00:16 Because when the simplest of minds don't have to worry about barbarians at the gates, they
00:20 start to develop something called luxury beliefs.
00:24 You know, beliefs unconnected to reality.
00:26 The belief that the bad guys are actually good guys and to disagree with that makes
00:30 us the bad guys.
00:32 Because we're the oppressors who keep thugs from enjoying fun stuff like theft and violence
00:36 and drug abuse and street pooping.
00:39 Also known as a walking tour of San Francisco.
00:42 But the saddest thing about luxury beliefs is not how naive they are, it's that they
00:46 can kill, literally.
00:48 Last week in Philly, a left-wing activist named John Kruger was brutally murdered in
00:51 his own home.
00:53 On Twitter and in print previously, however, Kruger had downplayed the violence gripping
00:57 Philly and so many of America's cities.
00:59 Do I think Kruger deserved to be murdered?
01:02 Of course not.
01:03 What happened to him is a tragedy.
01:04 I hope they catch the scumbag who did it.
01:07 I don't envy Philly police who are already dealing with Muggers, Dealers and Eagles fans.
01:13 Then in Brooklyn, New York, another left-wing activist and his girlfriend happened across
01:17 what is commonly known as a New York street crazy.
01:21 All of these street crazies are scary, some of them are more than that.
01:25 Ryan Carson was stabbed to death for being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
01:29 This is the part where I might tell a joke, but there's nothing funny about Ryan Carson's
01:33 death.
01:34 He was likely told over the course of his adult life that believing that some people
01:39 are dangerous, crazy or just evil, that's a terrible prejudice.
01:42 Unfortunately, the people who sold him that idea, usually progressive professors, they
01:47 weren't around to help him that night.
01:49 And if they were, I doubt they would have jumped in because liberal professors aren't
01:52 really known for their brass balls.
01:54 Remember the anti-police activist who was carjacked in her own driveway?
01:58 Talk about convenient as far as carjackings go.
02:02 It was a short walk home.
02:05 But she discovered something else about luxury beliefs.
02:08 They'll get your luxury car stolen.
02:10 In the end, progressive beliefs are like peacock feathers.
02:13 They're all for show and they attract predators.
02:17 If you recall, she posted on Facebook the next day, quote, "These criminals will not
02:20 win.
02:21 We need to take back our city."
02:22 Well, let me translate that for you.
02:24 I've been an idiot and I'm joining the NRA.
02:26 Yeah, she.
02:28 Oh, you can clap.
02:31 She's slowing me down.
02:35 She backs the blue now that she's black and blue.
02:39 Things are getting so bad in our cities, even that Bible of luxury beliefs, the New York
02:43 Times is starting to lose faith.
02:45 Last week, they wrote that America's downtowns are now spiraling from one crisis to the next
02:49 as spiking rates of homelessness, drug ODs, violent crime and psychosis threatened to
02:54 overwhelm the public safety once considered basic to the country's major cities.
03:00 Wow.
03:01 Looks like there's one writer whose BLM T-shirt didn't save him from a mugging.
03:05 I hope his biggest problem now is how to get that Biden Harris bumper sticker off his Audi.
03:11 But of course, some true believers refuse to wake up.
03:14 In Chattanooga, a father of three was murdered by a guy with 66 prior arrests.
03:20 But what's the city's mayor calling it?
03:22 A senseless act of gun violence.
03:25 Yeah, it was senseless.
03:27 All right.
03:28 It's senseless that this predator was still on the streets.
03:31 And mayor, that's not gun violence.
03:33 That's criminal behavior sanctioned by the blind faith of an activist who holds political
03:37 office.
03:38 Now we all know that in the church of luxury beliefs, the high priests are the Washington
03:42 Dems.
03:43 They don't just preach this stuff.
03:44 They enforce it and unknowingly put their own lives at risk, which is one way of getting
03:48 them out of office.
03:49 So you think that when reality reaches one of them, their pals might start to question
03:54 a bit.
03:55 Democratic Congressman Henry Quayle just had a gun shoved in his face by three young carjackers
04:01 who, by the way, remain at large.
04:03 I hate that phrase remain at large.
04:05 If they're so large, they should be easy to find.
04:09 Of course, carjackings in our nation's capital are up 106 percent.
04:12 The only deterrent is the traffic.
04:16 When asked about it by Peter Doocy, White House flat Corrine Jean-Pierre had this reassuring
04:20 response.
04:21 So if President Biden's policies are helping bring crime down, would he be comfortable
04:27 with somebody borrowing his Corvette and parking it on the street overnight in southeast D.C.?
04:32 I'm not going to get into hypotheticals.
04:33 I'm just going to get into the facts about what this president has done.
04:36 If a member of Congress is not safe on the streets of the nation's capital, who is?
04:43 Look, we're grateful and relieved that the congressman is unharmed.
04:48 We understand what communities are going through across the country, not just in D.C.
04:53 There's always going to be more work to be done.
04:56 Great answers.
04:58 She's the Baghdad Bob of the Beltway.
05:01 She's always says there's more work to do about everything, meaning we've done nothing
05:05 about it, but we'll get to it after we paint the White House like a rainbow.
05:09 So while the Dems ignore all this, the rest of us aren't.
05:12 Look at our nation's retailers.
05:14 If you want to know where not to move to, just look where Target is closing stores.
05:20 It's ironic that a store called Target has to close because of violence.
05:24 Seattle, SF, Oakland, Portland, New York, a closed Target is like a waved white flag.
05:32 You win, scum.
05:33 Look, the Dems can only outrun reality for so long, especially if you're built like this.
05:40 And while and while the Republicans have their faults, at least they live in the real world.
05:46 And it's a world that recognizes that luxury beliefs are more than dumb.
05:49 They're fatal.
05:51 So will things finally change when progressives realize what's killing them is progressivism
05:56 for the progressive filter denies reality and instructs you to throw caution to the
06:00 wind since caution is discriminatory and therefore racist.
06:04 Crossing the street to avoid a gang of thugs, that makes you a bigot.
06:07 You should risk getting stabbed just to show that you're an ally.
06:11 Fact is, we saw this ahead of time.
06:14 And what did the Libs say?
06:16 You listen to conservative media, you would think that, you know, entire cities are just,
06:21 you know, brawled and fights and fires and whatever.
06:25 We went out, had a great dinner in New York City tonight.
06:28 You know, both those clowns are gone, but their legacy of misery rages on.
06:36 The fact is, social justice should come with a warning label.
06:40 Caution, believing in this tripe will only get you murdered.
06:43 Let's welcome tonight's guest.
06:48 Like his books, he's often bound in leather.
06:51 Author and Fox News contributor Douglas Murray.
06:55 If you need a quiet place to think, try one of his shows.
07:00 Writer and comedian Joe Domito.
07:05 Taxidermists call her lifelike.
07:08 New York Times bestselling author and Fox News contributor Kat Tiff.
07:15 He's immense, intense and makes a lot of sense.
07:17 New York Times bestselling author, comedian and former NWA world champion.
07:25 So Tyrus, you've been away for a couple of days, so I want to talk to you first about
07:28 this because I'm sensing that in order to be a progressive, you are not supposed to
07:32 be situationally aware.
07:35 You are not supposed to heed like warning signs like maybe there's a crazy guy coming
07:39 at you and you should cross the street with your girlfriend because that would be somehow
07:44 an affront to your progressive virtue signaling.
07:47 And just, you know, we talk about all the time until you're affected, the unaffected
07:53 are affected.
07:54 Even when they're affected, they still don't get it.
07:57 Yeah.
07:58 Like when I watched that video about your man loses his life like that and there was
08:02 still two adult human beings in that video.
08:06 But no one helped anyone.
08:08 Yeah.
08:09 Like throw your purse at him.
08:10 Throw a scream, yell, ask for help, do something.
08:12 As soon as he pulled the knife, unless the volume was weird.
08:15 I mean, I watched it over and over again, like just shocked at the behaviors of like
08:19 you don't want to offend him.
08:22 Yeah.
08:23 He's killing somebody that you care about.
08:24 Yeah.
08:25 I don't understand that.
08:26 And then the guy is still at large.
08:27 Yeah.
08:28 And you can't idea.
08:29 Yeah.
08:30 He apparently works at a school and the friends of the victim are saying the murdered victim
08:34 would not want this guy in trouble.
08:37 Yes, he would.
08:38 The victim of a system.
08:39 Yes.
08:40 He's not a victim of a system like that.
08:42 They love to say that because the mission is falling apart.
08:45 And now we're seeing the ones, no matter what happens, they're going to stick with the mission.
08:49 Even though one of the no one should lose their life like that.
08:52 Yeah.
08:53 I don't care what his politics were.
08:54 He wouldn't like me.
08:55 I wouldn't like him.
08:56 But the last thing I would do if I saw that going down, throw a trash can, do something,
09:00 swing your purse, do something instead of telling him he wouldn't have wanted.
09:04 He wanted to grow old.
09:06 Yeah.
09:07 He wanted to get married and have a family.
09:08 He wanted to see he wanted to go home that night.
09:10 Yeah.
09:11 That's the reality of New York, Douglas.
09:13 You have to change to accommodate the risks, whether it makes you look like a racist or
09:17 not.
09:18 Who gives a ****?
09:19 Well, I mean, it's look, it's the same in city after city.
09:21 I spent most this week in Philly and it's even worse there.
09:24 I mean, incalculably worse even than New York.
09:27 And all these cities, we just keep allowing to just fall through the floor and pretend
09:33 that it's sort of not going on or hope it doesn't affect us.
09:36 And there's several there's several major problems with this.
09:39 And the first one is I'm so glad you showed the formerly television host Chris Cuomo.
09:44 Yeah.
09:45 Because he covered himself in glory after this attack.
09:47 I noticed he said on social media that this showed why citizens should all learn like
09:53 martial arts to defend ourselves.
09:55 I was like, no, I don't have to become a black belt in karate if I just want to ride the
10:02 subway.
10:03 Yes.
10:04 I don't see why you've got to be a master jujitsu artist to go and go out for evening
10:08 with your girlfriend.
10:10 But the other thing is this weird thing.
10:12 And it's again, it's a city after city.
10:14 It's always about the autonomy of the criminal.
10:18 And very often, very, very disturbed people, as we can see all the time in this city, as
10:23 you see it all the time in Democrat led cities across America.
10:26 But really disturbed individuals who in any other country would be in an asylum or a hospital
10:32 or a prison.
10:33 And always we hear from the Dems, no, no, no, they have autonomy.
10:37 You can't decide that.
10:39 These people don't have autonomy.
10:40 They're crazed.
10:41 They're high on crack.
10:43 The public need to have autonomy, mainly the autonomy not to be stabbed.
10:47 Exactly.
10:48 A basic right.
10:49 It's a basic right, Joe.
10:50 I don't want to get stabbed.
10:53 I pay taxes, Joe.
10:55 It's not too much to ask.
10:56 And I agree with Tyrus.
10:57 If I were there, I definitely would have swung my purse.
11:01 So you know what it's like?
11:03 It's like we're in the final days of Rome, but with Wi-Fi.
11:07 That's what we're experiencing.
11:09 And it's well, at least in Rome, they had them bread and circuses.
11:11 We can't even have the gluten now.
11:12 So they were ahead of us on that.
11:15 It's ridiculous that they seem so surprised by these things, so shocked.
11:19 I don't understand what their problems with the equation, because it says, well, we have
11:24 these people who are violent repeat offenders.
11:26 What are you going to do with them?
11:27 Oh, we're going to keep letting them out.
11:28 Oh, well, you can have a lot of police around.
11:31 No, we're going to defund the police.
11:32 Well, are innocent people allowed to defend themselves?
11:34 No, we're not.
11:35 So it's not even a plus.
11:37 It's just a over and over again.
11:38 It's a plus a plus a plus a.
11:41 And we've even seen it with like the representative in Minnesota.
11:45 Now she's saying we've got to take back the streets.
11:48 Yeah.
11:49 From the people you handed the streets over to.
11:51 Exactly.
11:52 Exactly.
11:53 It is weird, though, Kat.
11:55 We always talk about when the policies consequences finally meet the policies originators, they'll
12:02 change their minds.
12:03 But it doesn't feel like that.
12:05 They're going to they're just going to deny reality and continue denying like the friends
12:09 of the victim.
12:10 Yeah, I never like when I'm dead.
12:14 Don't say she would have said this.
12:17 That's so true, because I've said plenty of things.
12:23 Just replay those things.
12:26 Don't make up new things.
12:27 Yeah, I just don't do that.
12:29 I mean, look, it's obviously super sad.
12:32 You know, I I don't like just walk around Crown Heights with my boyfriend, but I used
12:36 to at 4 a.m.
12:37 I used to I dated a guy in Crown Heights.
12:40 And luckily for me, the worst thing that happened to me was that guy.
12:44 Yeah.
12:47 It's not even close.
12:49 But yeah, it's also it's so bad.
12:50 So people can't protect themselves.
12:51 Right.
12:52 Like if you saw me walking around, no one would be like, oh, I wonder if if she has
12:56 a gun.
12:57 Yeah.
12:59 You know, risking, you know, years in the clink to have a felony charge for having a
13:03 weapon illegally.
13:04 So I mean, yeah, something like that can definitely happen.
13:08 And it's it's really, really sad.
13:10 It's really, really sad.
13:11 And it's really, really scary.
13:13 I had a guy today on my block screaming words that I can't say at people threatening to
13:19 kill them and beat them up every single day.
13:22 It was absolutely unhinged.
13:24 And it was it went.
13:25 What can I ask you, though, were you just kind of like, oh, that's what I'm out there.
13:30 I call nine one one.
13:31 I read like five times.
13:33 I go up.
13:34 Are there people out on the street?
13:36 He was actually going after women.
13:38 And then it went quiet, which makes me think maybe there was a cop there.
13:41 But it was absolutely insane.
13:43 This is not some kind of isolated thing.
13:45 This is every every day.
13:47 Yeah.
13:48 Every every day.
13:49 That's the thing about the video.
13:50 That's so strange is that he doesn't even acknowledge her.
13:53 Yeah.
13:54 Yeah.
13:55 I mean, it's just there's got to be more to the story of this man's death because it
13:58 just it's just watching it just now.
14:00 They might have just been high.
14:01 I mean, it just seems such a casual response to somebody knifing you.
14:07 Yeah.
14:08 Well, it just was they're running out of places to tell us to not be.
14:11 Yeah, because they tell you don't be on the street late at night, but don't be on the
14:14 subway.
14:15 Don't be in your car.
14:16 And also, don't be at home.
14:17 You know, yeah, that's true, because I'm a bit you know where you can be safe, though.
14:22 You know, there won't be anybody there to hurt you will be at one of Joe DeVito's shows
14:25 instigated on a progressive activist artist named Ana Yeltsin Velasco Sanchez says someone
14:31 stole two of her paintings from a community center in D.C. after her first ever solo exhibit
14:37 last month.
14:38 Now, I'm sorry if I'm already skeptical because who would steal this?
14:44 Her art.
14:46 Her art looks like something my dog Gus would create if I mixed prunes with his science
14:50 diet.
14:51 If she's painting by numbers, that looks a lot like number two.
14:57 But despite the theft, she's not getting the police involved, because unfortunately, she
15:01 I bet she'd call.
15:02 I bet she'd call the police if someone stole or calzone.
15:05 Yeah.
15:06 And good luck with the perps mailing the paintings back.
15:10 I'm sure the post office even offers a special discount when returning stolen artwork.
15:15 Yeah, but she doesn't do cops.
15:18 So why not put a sign around your neck that reads available for mugging?
15:21 Ironically, on the day her two paintings were allegedly stolen, the center held an event
15:26 focusing on the failures of mass incarceration.
15:30 And it makes sense that stuff got stolen at an event that celebrates criminals.
15:34 And look at it this way, Bozo, those paintings weren't stolen.
15:37 They were liberated.
15:40 But who she's who is she really helping here?
15:43 She's not helping other artists when she refuses to get the police involved.
15:49 But if you've seen her art, it's pretty obvious who the real criminals are.
15:52 The people who sold her the paint.
15:55 Douglas, do you believe this?
15:58 And if it's all made up, you've got to give her credit for creating this publicity ploy.
16:02 Yes, I've not heard of her as an artist.
16:05 I'm not I'm not I'm not sure we'll hear about her again.
16:10 And I don't think these are going to be like on the database of the painting stolen from
16:15 the Gardner Museum in Boston that everyone is still looking for 30 years.
16:19 I don't think it's real.
16:20 Any like stolen art database.
16:22 It might end up on someone's fridge door as I can with a magnet.
16:27 Yes.
16:28 Given by somebody pretending it's from a child.
16:29 Yes.
16:30 And they'll be like a B plus.
16:31 Yeah.
16:32 In the core.
16:33 Minus.
16:34 I could do better.
16:35 Yes.
16:36 But but I but I mean, it's just so pitiful, isn't it?
16:40 I mean, it's so pitiful.
16:41 And I mean, you've got to have a heart of stone not to laugh at somebody who says, how
16:45 could anyone steal from me when all I want is justice?
16:49 As if all the other artists in the world are like I'm into cruelty and injustice.
16:55 There's one thing I want from my paintings.
16:57 Yeah.
16:58 Your virtue signaling should keep you immune from all crime, Joe.
17:01 Right.
17:02 Yeah.
17:03 Well, I'm going to be honest.
17:04 I don't think cops are lining up to do her either.
17:07 I'm not sure if this is a legit story.
17:16 She she could be the Jussie Smollett of finger painting.
17:20 Yeah, I think so.
17:22 It seems a little too perfect.
17:26 Right.
17:27 And if you see the quality of the art, this is Hunter Biden would say to her, maybe you
17:30 should try pottery.
17:32 Yes.
17:34 But to me, the part that well, then the guy stealing the canvases, you can only hope he
17:38 was using going to repurpose them for art.
17:40 Yeah, she paints something.
17:42 But she complained that now she has to give back the money to the person who bought that
17:48 awful garbage there, which I think is hilarious.
17:51 That sounds a lot to me like capitalism.
17:53 So, yeah, that is the true art right there.
17:55 It's the art of.
17:59 It does feel too on the nose.
18:01 Right.
18:02 So there's a lot of lessons that she can learn.
18:04 And another one would be she was saying she wants a conversation with the guy.
18:09 So I just want a conversation.
18:10 And it's like once you're saying that about a man you've already lost.
18:14 He's like, he's put me through a lot.
18:17 I just feel like he owes me a conversation.
18:19 It's like you already have your answer.
18:21 He does not care about you.
18:24 And what she'd probably be like, but he has my stuff.
18:29 And I have heard that girl, I feel you in many ways.
18:33 We've all been there.
18:34 But when you're asking for a conversation and he's not calling, he does not care.
18:41 That is so true.
18:42 Tyrus, what if it weren't art?
18:43 Like maybe it would.
18:44 What if it was her purse or her iPhone?
18:47 I think she'd feel differently.
18:49 I think we're missing the bigger picture here.
18:51 Greg, she should be thankful that somebody wanted it.
18:56 Because I'm pretty sure if you dropped that on the floor right here, that would be here
18:59 tomorrow when we all came back in.
19:05 One thousand percent.
19:08 Nobody stole that.
19:09 OK, lady, it's in your closet.
19:11 Just push the Twinkies to the left.
19:13 It's right there where you put it.
19:15 Like this is I don't do cops.
19:16 Of course you don't.
19:17 You have a reason to.
19:18 You're safe.
19:20 No one stole.
19:21 You know, I'm sorry.
19:24 I have six kids.
19:25 Two of them, I don't even know what their situation is.
19:29 But even when their art comes up missing, like, Daddy, somebody stole my art.
19:33 Yep.
19:34 Be a huge investigation.
19:37 But whatever you do, stay away from the trash can.
19:40 Investigation.
19:41 Yeah, huge investigation.
19:43 Huge.
19:44 Still looking for my son's rendition of Daddy.
19:51 Whoever's out there, I just want a conversation.
19:55 Please return all my daughter's artwork from the third grade.
19:58 We miss it.
20:00 Please.
20:01 There will be no reward, but we'll give you a high five.
20:04 No questions asked.
20:05 Mail it to Gutfeld.
20:07 What's your address?
20:08 Yeah, it's four six five West Glendale Road.
20:12 But keeps the Nevada.
20:15 That doesn't exist.
20:16 No, I think.
20:17 All right.
20:18 Coming up, Dems try to get Larry posted this.
20:20 It's a picture of Joe standing in front of the White House with his aviators on, along
20:25 with the caption.
20:27 President Joe Biden isn't a regular president.
20:29 He's a cool president.
20:31 Hashtag Mean Girls Day.
20:34 Of course, that's a reference to a popular quote from the movie Mean Girls, when one
20:38 of the characters says, I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.
20:42 And October 3rd is known to fans as Mean Girls Day because it's the day Lindsay Lohan's character
20:47 speaks to the boy she had a crush on.
20:49 I've been there, girlfriend.
20:50 But what a goofy thing to post.
20:53 A reference to a movie from nearly 20 years ago, back when Joe was only 107.
21:00 Little Hunter was still smoking crack out of a sippy cup.
21:05 But technically, you could say Joe is cool.
21:07 And by cool, I mean, you know, room temperature.
21:11 Joe, is this a strategy to make cognitive dysfunction edgy?
21:16 Well, if I had to pick a movie from 2004, I would have gone with Zack Snyder's Dawn
21:21 of the Dead.
21:22 I think that's more appropriate.
21:23 Although they do move faster than Joe Biden does.
21:27 It's so ridiculous.
21:28 Just stop trying to make him cool with his aviator.
21:31 Look at the sunglasses.
21:33 It's probably from his daily cataract surgery that he needs to have.
21:37 Even that they're aviators, a man can't even board a plane, let alone fly one.
21:44 But that's true.
21:46 They should embrace how old he is.
21:48 Instead of trying to make him hip and young and cool and say something like a slogan like
21:52 Joe Biden, I'm not really going to be around that much longer anyway.
21:56 Yeah.
21:57 You know, speaking of, I think we have a rebuttal from Joe himself, do we?
22:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:05 Oh, yeah.
22:06 Mean girls.
22:07 That's one of my favorites.
22:08 I was just watching it the other night on the telephone on the refrigerator.
22:13 Look, look, these young people, they know I'm cool, man.
22:18 I'm like that guy on the TV show.
22:19 What was his name?
22:20 Remember him with the thumbs?
22:23 Here's the story of a guy named Fonzie.
22:28 A.
22:29 That you were the inspiration for Mean Girls.
22:35 Do you think the.
22:36 Why are you looking?
22:38 It's really kind of nice that you think I was popular in high school, actually.
22:42 It is not accurate.
22:44 What do you make of this strategy?
22:46 Is it a strategy?
22:47 It was probably just like an intern who was like, OK, I'll do something and then did it.
22:52 Yeah, probably not like a deep rooted.
22:53 At least I hope not.
22:54 I hope there wasn't like a focus group that decided to do this.
22:58 That'd be so much worse, because also like the mom in the movie that that's about is
23:03 actually not cool.
23:04 She was cool in high school and is desperately clinging to that.
23:08 I don't even remember this movie.
23:10 And I saw it.
23:11 But you know, that's probably because I'm old, Tyrus.
23:14 Not that old.
23:15 Yeah, it's true.
23:16 Could you go back to the other picture, please?
23:18 So I'd just like to point something out.
23:19 If you're going to have the temerity to tell somebody that they're cool.
23:22 Rule one of cool is not using two hands to put on a pair of glasses.
23:29 Was it moving on you?
23:33 Just that moving alone is as uncool as it can get.
23:37 Like that's.
23:40 Are these on straight?
23:41 Yeah, it's like they're trying to make, you know, depends cool.
23:46 He's not cool.
23:47 There's nothing even with back even in the in the early eighteen hundreds when he first
23:52 broke in, he wasn't cool then.
23:54 He's never been cool.
23:55 He's going to go down in history as one of the most worst human beings to ever be president.
24:00 Like the more we're learning.
24:04 This is how uncool he is.
24:06 The first black president, as if he didn't have enough pressure just doing that.
24:11 Joe picked that time to rob the country blind.
24:14 So because he knew that anything that happened would have been the black guys fall.
24:18 So all this that's happening now that was happening then was from that uncle right there.
24:29 Well said.
24:31 Do you think, Douglas, that they're playing a joke on the old coot?
24:35 You know, they're just mocking him right in front of him because he can't work Twitter.
24:39 Yeah, exactly.
24:40 You'll never see it anyway.
24:41 So, yeah, I object to the whole framing of it.
24:43 I don't see why the president has to be cool.
24:45 Yeah, exactly.
24:46 I mean, like when the Declaration of Independence was signed, it was like, can we find the coolest
24:51 men in the country and get them to sign it?
24:53 Wouldn't it be great?
24:54 Like Thomas Jefferson.
24:55 He's a cool guy.
24:56 Yeah.
24:57 You know, World War Two, you know, FDR.
24:58 There's a cool guy.
24:59 Why don't we get him as president?
25:01 This is not the criteria for electing a president, even if it was the case, which it's not.
25:07 It's like saying, you know, I mean, he's good at dancing or something.
25:11 Yeah.
25:12 OK.
25:13 He's got a lot of foreign policy and domestic policy and balance the budget and other stuff
25:16 like we don't need his aviator stuff.
25:18 We really don't.
25:19 There's lots of other things I would put above that.
25:21 Yeah.
25:22 By the way, if they were looking for a cool.
25:26 Just here.
25:27 Exactly.
25:28 Applause.
25:29 Why, thank you.
25:30 I love how they say that Biden isn't a regular president.
25:34 Well, that's true.
25:35 Yeah.
25:36 His bowel movements.
25:37 Oh, and just one more thing.
25:39 Apparently he did this at night.
25:40 Look up.
25:41 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:45 Pretty uncool.
25:46 Yeah.
25:47 Well, it's he's so uncool.
25:49 I have nothing else to say.
25:51 So he wears sunglasses at night so he can so he can sleep.
25:55 Yes.
25:56 All right.
25:57 See, a man is thrown in jail for saying a woman tips the scale.
26:04 It's true.
26:05 A Swiss jail is where he's at for calling a lesbian fat.
26:09 On Monday, a Swiss court sentenced writer and commentator Alaine Soral to 60 days in
26:16 jail for calling a female journalist, Catherine McArol, a, quote, fat lesbian.
26:23 Here's her picture presented without comment.
26:26 See, no comment.
26:30 Soral was convicted of defamation, discrimination and incitement to hatred after criticizing
26:36 her in a Facebook video two years ago.
26:39 Of course, LGBTQ, IL and METOP groups are applauding his jail sentence, calling it a
26:45 victory against homophobic hatred.
26:48 It's a Swiss court's harshest sentence since they gave the death penalty to a guy who said
26:52 the sound of music sucked.
26:56 But Soral showed no remorse, adding in 60 days I'll be free, but you'll still be fat.
27:02 He didn't.
27:05 He really didn't say that.
27:11 I know that's that's fake news.
27:13 You know, but like you hear what he did, though, like all of all of you guys like that you
27:18 like this guy now, like he's like a martyr or now it's never been easier to be a martyr.
27:22 He just called someone a fat lesbian, which could have just like gone by and everybody
27:27 would have moved on.
27:28 But because you put him in jail for it now, we know now he's some sort of like conqueror
27:32 of something because he said fat lesbian.
27:35 And also who says fat lesbian is a bad thing?
27:38 Exactly.
27:39 They make the best chili.
27:40 No, they're great.
27:41 Fat lesbian.
27:42 I'm not going to go around.
27:44 They build our cars.
27:45 They cut down our trees.
27:46 You wish it were I would prefer a fat lesbian over anyone else.
27:51 They deliver our mail.
27:55 They play outstanding softball.
27:59 And you don't want to shoot pool with them because they'll clean you out.
28:03 Fat lesbians, they don't get the credit they deserve, honestly.
28:08 Tyrus, if they ban the phrase fat lesbian, how will I refer to Al Franken?
28:17 You know, luckily this this happened in Switzerland.
28:19 You know, yeah, whatever happened to be neutral.
28:24 Were they really neutral back then?
28:26 Yeah, more like neutered.
28:27 Yeah.
28:28 They paid the interest on the gold.
28:30 I'm saying the history reference, you look it up.
28:35 This is a bad sign, you know, but this is why America is great, where you can call people
28:40 names and not go to jail for 60 days.
28:43 So I mean, but what he said was that.
28:45 But apparently this guy is a habitual offender.
28:49 He's been locked up before.
28:50 He went into France and said that the Holocaust wasn't real.
28:53 And oh, really?
28:54 The law over there.
28:55 So he's been to jail before for his mouth.
28:56 So this is I like to think this is just they didn't want him here anymore because he was
29:01 doing it in France and now he's here.
29:03 So maybe this is more the judge like, listen, we've had enough of this.
29:07 Yeah, you're doing this for a show and we're going to put you in jail.
29:10 And it worked because we're all talking about it.
29:12 And you know, and it was a gross mischaracterization to call her that.
29:17 So you can't go to jail because you're a jerk.
29:22 All right.
29:23 You can't be a jerk.
29:24 You go to jerk for words over there.
29:25 But you literally beat somebody up in the middle of the street.
29:28 Yeah.
29:29 And it's not fair to send you to jail.
29:30 It's not your fault.
29:31 Couldn't you just say he's a victim of the system?
29:32 There you go.
29:34 He grew up watching raunchy comedies as a child.
29:37 It's not his fault.
29:38 It was the Dean Martin roast.
29:39 So systemic.
29:40 Yeah.
29:41 Systemic roast.
29:42 Don Rickles oppressed me.
29:44 Douglas, you are actually a historian.
29:47 Now, let me get this straight.
29:48 Is Switzerland in Europe?
29:50 Right.
29:51 Not exactly.
29:52 Yes.
29:53 See?
29:54 Continentally, yes.
29:55 Yes.
29:56 See?
29:57 Politically, no.
29:58 OK.
29:59 But that's not very interesting.
30:00 We were talking about fat lizards.
30:01 And then you get me onto the Swiss political system.
30:02 Because it seems like Europe is now-- remember how we used to think that Europe was the most
30:15 open-minded, and now they're becoming the most intolerant.
30:17 No, no, they're the worst.
30:18 They're the worst.
30:19 By the way, I mean, can't you just-- I'm no lawyer, but can't you just go to court and
30:24 present her as Exhibit A and then just say, just cause?
30:30 I think that works.
30:31 I think that works still.
30:32 And now, what I mind about this, actually, is a bit of the LGBTQIA+ two-spirit-- the
30:39 alphabet that's longer than the alphabet.
30:42 What I mind is the groups applauding this.
30:46 Because this goes exactly against what I think is the basic principle when people are arguing
30:51 for gay rights, which is equality.
30:53 Nothing more, nothing less.
30:54 And this does not fit the shoe-on-the-other-foot test.
30:59 If somebody had done this, said something of opposite kind, let's say, when gays weren't
31:08 in the ascendancy as now, you would have said, look, free speech.
31:12 That's it.
31:13 It's not about invading your bedroom or your home.
31:15 It's nothing but just about privacy and all that sort of thing.
31:18 It's only now that all of these LGBTQ groups are saying, oh, no, no, no, it's not about
31:23 privacy.
31:24 It's not about that.
31:25 We want to be in your head.
31:27 We want to be in your house.
31:28 We want to prosecute you if you don't go along with everything we say.
31:33 That's not equality.
31:34 That's superiority.
31:35 Joe, as a successful, chunky lesbian, were you offended?
31:45 I was more confused because I saw that picture of the two of them and I thought, well, who's
31:49 who?
31:50 Yeah.
31:51 It's, well, like we've said, it wasn't a nice thing to say.
31:58 Yeah.
31:59 But, you know, what he's, damn him and his accuracy.
32:03 I thought that's a Swiss.
32:04 I'm never buying the cuckoo clock again if you're against accuracy like that.
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