Drew quits his job and then quickly decides he wants it back. | dG1fRlJNcFZpVGFXTkk
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00:00 So, what did you want to talk about?
00:03 I believe my performance has been...
00:06 not great, recently.
00:09 I haven't been engaged in the work, I think is what it is.
00:14 I see.
00:17 Yeah, I just don't... like it.
00:21 Spreadsheets, it is. Numbers.
00:25 Well, you are in data analysis.
00:30 I realize that, I realize that.
00:33 But I just thought there would be more to it.
00:35 More of the analysis part.
00:37 Yeah.
00:38 The computers do all the analysis for you, it's really just data.
00:42 If I have to input one more number into a little box,
00:45 I'm gonna have some kind of physical reaction.
00:48 Well...
00:49 I'm gonna lose it, really. Just... yeah.
00:52 Drew, this is the busiest time of the year for us.
00:54 Oh, this is one of the most important times of my life.
00:57 This is my 20s.
00:58 I should be out there having experiences,
01:00 and traveling, meeting new people, you know,
01:03 focusing on my sex life.
01:06 You know what, why don't you take the night to sleep on it and...
01:10 I don't need to sleep.
01:12 In the meantime, just do your best to keep your performance up.
01:16 [phone rings]
01:19 I'd like to put in my two weeks.
01:23 [phone beeps]
01:26 I'm not sure I understand.
01:30 I quit.
01:33 [phone beeps]
01:36 (drumming)
01:38 (audience laughing)