BANK HEIST
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - All right, listen up.
00:13 About to give you your names.
00:19 You're Mr. Brown, you're Mr. Blind,
00:22 Mr. White, Mr. Blue, Mr. Pink.
00:25 - Wait a minute, why am I Mr. Pink?
00:29 - Because I said so.
00:30 - Why can't we just choose our own colors?
00:32 - Tell you why you can't choose your own color.
00:34 'Cause I'm the one that sat up all night
00:35 trying to figure out who was gonna be who
00:37 according to the way it was gonna go down.
00:38 Now that I know how it's going down,
00:40 I know who's who, and you're Mr. Pink.
00:42 - It's just a fake name, man.
00:44 - Man, it's easy for you to say.
00:45 You're Mr. White, your name is cool.
00:47 Why don't we just trade?
00:49 - Shit, you think I'm gonna let a grown man
00:51 call me Mr. Pink?
00:52 That's a man law.
00:53 - See what I'm saying?
00:54 It sound gay.
00:56 - Mr. Brown sound like Mr. Shit.
00:58 You know what, if it's all right with you,
01:00 I'll just be Mr. Fuchsia.
01:01 - Mr. Fuchsia is gayer.
01:02 - Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:05 You're gonna be Mr. Pink, okay?
01:06 You're Mr. Brown.
01:07 I don't care if your name sound like shit
01:09 or smell like shit.
01:10 You're Mr. Brown.
01:10 You're Mr. Pink and you're Mr. Brown.
01:12 Am I gonna keep telling you?
01:13 You're Mr. Pink, man.
01:14 I sat up all night.
01:17 You hear me?
01:17 Mr. Pink is the way I figured it out.
01:19 Now what's your name?
01:21 What, tell me.
01:22 Mr. Pink, man.
01:24 But you know, I prefer Mr. Fuchsia.
01:25 - Come on, man.
01:26 Just call yourself Mr. Pink.
01:29 Now can we get on with this shit?
01:30 - The fuck is on your goddamn face?
01:36 Why you hair dress like mine?
01:38 - Nigga, you told me to come as your favorite character
01:40 from a bank robbery movie.
01:42 I chose Dead Presidents.
01:43 - Did we not all say Reservoir Dogs was our favorite movie?
01:47 I said Reservoir Dogs.
01:48 I sent the email.
01:49 Did you get the email?
01:50 And I tweeted it.
01:51 - I got the tweet.
01:52 I definitely got the tweet.
01:53 - I'm not following you.
01:54 - Ain't that about a bitch.
01:55 Remember when you said this shit about the dark skin girls?
01:58 I stopped, I said I stopped following.
01:59 - You following me though, right?
02:00 - Oh yeah, I'm still following you.
02:01 - Oh, cool.
02:02 Okay, you know what?
02:03 Hey, listen, listen.
02:06 We about to rob a bank, okay?
02:07 We gotta be together.
02:09 We don't have room for error.
02:10 Focus.
02:11 Now we need to be on the same page
02:13 'cause right now we're not.
02:14 We not on page two, we on page one.
02:16 We need to flip back to page number one
02:18 and read the third paragraph.
02:20 We can't turn to page two 'cause we're on page one.
02:24 (gunshot)
02:26 - What?
02:27 - Y'all ready to set it off in this motherfucker?
02:30 - Dance, bitch.
02:33 Oh, God damn.
02:37 Jam, that's where we're going.
02:42 Jam!
02:43 (upbeat music)
02:46 ♪ 'Cause I'm a hustler, bitch ♪
02:48 ♪ 'Cause I'm a hustler, bitch ♪
02:50 ♪ I thought you knew ♪
02:54 ♪ Livin' in the streets a hustler ♪
02:59 ♪ Stone cold cash from the cradle to the grave ♪
03:04 ♪ Diamond dust and blue ♪
03:09 ♪ A gangster never change ♪
03:14 ♪ They call me suicide king when I cop that click clack ♪
03:17 ♪ Way to know your triggers on the dime when I blow back ♪
03:19 ♪ Bitches cry when the plush black comes jack ♪
03:22 ♪ Been around the block like a rack hat combat ♪
03:24 ♪ Fuck that, I can tell you what you wanna know ♪
03:27 ♪ Slick cold cash in the pocket when the killer go ♪
03:32 ♪ They're gonna get ya, they're gonna get ya ♪
03:40 ♪ Livin' in the streets a hustler ♪
03:45 ♪ Stone cold cash from the cradle to the grave ♪
03:50 (upbeat music)
03:53 ♪ D-D-D-Dillard W. ♪
03:58 ♪ Dillard W. ♪
04:01 ♪ You're bounding down, that's my sound ♪
04:02 ♪ I'm in a round town clown ♪
04:07 ♪ Clown, what? ♪
04:14 ♪ D-D-D-Dillard W. ♪
04:22 ♪ Come on, feel it, don't you let go ♪
04:26 (upbeat music)