A Delta plane carrying 336 passengers from Atlanta to Spain was forced to make an emergency U-turn and landing two hours into the flight after one female passenger had an explosive diarrhea incident “all down the plane." Maintenance crews spent five hours cleaning the plane after its enforced early landing, including replacing an aisle carpet ruined in the incident. Grossed-out passengers got to re-board the flight to Spain after an eight-hour delay. Accounts from some on-board detailed the flight crew doing their best to mop up the mess with paper towels and scented disinfectant, which made the plane “smell of vanilla shit”, one passenger said.
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00:00 - Let's talk about the diarrhea plane.
00:02 A Delta plane carrying over 330 passengers
00:05 from Atlanta to Spain was rerouted
00:08 and had to make an emergency U-turn.
00:10 - Who's going from Atlanta to Spain though?
00:12 - That is a random flight, yeah.
00:14 They had to turn around the flight
00:15 after one female passenger had an explosive diarrhea
00:18 incident all down the plane.
00:20 Maintenance crews spent five hours cleaning the plane
00:23 after its enforced early landing,
00:25 including replacing an aisle carpet
00:26 that was ruined during the incident.
00:28 Grossed out passengers re-boarded the flight to Spain
00:31 after an eight hour delay.
00:32 Accounts from some on board detailed the flight crew
00:35 doing their best to mop up the mess with paper towels
00:37 and scented disinfectant,
00:39 which made the plane smell of vanilla shit,
00:41 one passenger said.
00:43 - I hate to say it, but if this female passenger
00:48 were to come out and show her identity,
00:51 she would probably have a very lucrative OnlyFans career
00:55 or farting in jars.
00:57 I mean, there's some money to be made here.
00:58 - Yo, is this the second incident from the woman
01:01 that thought there was an alien on the plane?
01:02 Is this her comeback?
01:03 - Have you seen her?
01:04 - Yeah, she's been going.
01:05 - She's up to something, I don't know what,
01:07 but she's up to something.
01:09 - This sounds like a death fucking tube in the sky.
01:12 - I mean, how do you have that much,
01:14 like one person, right?
01:16 Like.
01:18 - I'm convinced that also airplanes,
01:19 whatever they do in the air or the food,
01:22 they put stuff in that tube to make it so you don't shit,
01:26 because like, I don't know, it's always funny
01:28 how like you kind of really don't see, I don't know.
01:30 It doesn't feel like people do that.
01:31 - Did you see there was a couple that got caught
01:33 having sex in the bathroom on a flight?
01:35 I only got my news from the New York Post,
01:37 so it was a push alert.
01:39 - Another one joining the Mile High Club.
01:40 Nothing wrong with that, I don't understand, right?
01:42 - Nothing wrong, it hurts nobody, it benefits the economy,
01:44 they paid for the tickets, might as well use the bathroom.
01:46 - Why not, and you double it up, you're getting,
01:47 you know, you make that line move a little faster, right?
01:49 - Exactly, exactly.
01:51 (upbeat music)