Four drag queen adventurers death drop into the underworld. | dHNzX2toWlZqUUw3NHFF
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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:01 Tall mountains framed in shadow.
00:04 The Temple of Wraiths atop Mount Basira
00:09 is said to contain an entrance to the underworld.
00:12 The goddess of death sits atop an ancient throne,
00:16 willing to grant boons to those travelers and heroes
00:21 brave enough to find her lost kingdom.
00:25 - What's boons?
00:25 What's boons?
00:26 - A boon is a wish.
00:27 - Okay. - Grant's wish is--
00:28 - I'm laying it on thick here.
00:30 - Hold on, let me take these notes down real quick, baby.
00:33 - Like my foundation is on thick.
00:34 (all laughing)
00:36 (upbeat music)
00:39 (bell dings)
00:43 (all laughing)
00:44 - Hello one and all,
00:46 and welcome to another thrilling season of Dimension 20.
00:49 I'm your humble dungeon master, Brennan Lee Mullian.
00:50 With me for the very first time are our questing queens.
00:54 Say hi, questing queens.
00:55 - Hi, questing queens.
00:57 - Monet X Change.
00:59 - Hi.
00:59 - Alaska Thunderfuck.
01:01 - Ooh.
01:02 - Bob the Drag Queen.
01:03 - Hello there.
01:04 - And Jujubee.
01:05 (dog barks)
01:06 (all laughing)
01:08 - So kinky.
01:09 (all laughing)
01:10 - My name is Troyann.
01:12 I am a Sassan from the Merfolk.
01:14 We all have our own journeys here.
01:16 - My character's name is Princess.
01:17 She is like eight feet tall,
01:19 and she's an orc barbarian.
01:21 - That is it.
01:22 - Yes, her name is Gertrude.
01:24 She's a loner.
01:25 She's a very, very powerful sorceress.
01:26 Her hair has now completely white.
01:29 If she does venture into the world,
01:30 she still wants to be respected.
01:32 - Now tell us about your D&D characters.
01:33 (Troyann laughs)
01:35 - Hi, I'm Twyla.
01:36 A ranger, soldier, and a fae.
01:38 Like we all know what faes are, right?
01:40 She's a fae.
01:41 - Princess, I'm gonna ask us
01:42 for our first role of the game here.
01:46 - Oh my God.
01:47 (all laughing)
01:48 - So exciting.
01:49 - Yeah.
01:50 (all gasping)
01:51 - Stealth check time.
01:53 - Perception.
01:55 - It's giving.
01:56 - Oh, God.
01:57 - Sorry.
01:58 - I'm sure there is revenge you seek.
02:03 Your best revenge is to leave this place
02:06 and live your life.
02:07 - Ah, no!
02:10 We're gonna fuck him up!
02:13 (all laughing)
02:14 - This game is dangerous.
02:17 - So I don't have invisibility?
02:18 - I got a nat 20.
02:19 - Wait, really?
02:20 - Nat 20!
02:21 That was really emotional and beautiful.
02:23 - There is a mark at the tavern that I need to kill.
02:25 - Mark what?
02:26 - One of my marks, someone I need to kill.
02:28 - Mark Davidson, Mark?
02:29 - Mark Ronson.
02:30 - Okay.
02:31 - He's committed a lot of crimes in this town.
02:34 - What kind of crimes?
02:35 - Grand larceny.
02:36 - Mark Ronson?
02:37 - Who he steal from?
02:38 - Paula Abdul.
02:39 - Jesus!
02:40 - So every time she goes up,
02:40 she's like two steps forward, one step back.
02:43 (whooshing)