• last year
A horrible toxic accident transforms downtrodden janitor Winston Gooze into a new evolution of hero: THE TOXIC AVENGER! | dG1fMFIwSk4yVnJYTTQ
Transcript
00:00 There are still no leads as to the identity of the...
00:04 The freaky folk hero remains at large.
00:07 Sir, what did you see last night?
00:09 I heard gunshots, saw blood, handsome fella had his arm tore off like wet bread, and the
00:14 creature run off into the night.
00:16 He looks like a fucked up hot dog.
00:19 That part was very shocking to me.
00:22 Motherfucker.
00:23 Can we put that up?
00:24 Anyone that may have encountered the strange...
00:27 Breaking news, a group of armed extremists, the nasty lads, they've taken hostages at
00:33 a mis-meat lunchatorium downtown.
00:35 Let's go live.
00:36 We are the nasty lads!
00:38 We are angry!
00:39 Boo!
00:40 Boo!
00:41 Boo!
00:42 Who the fuck are you?
00:47 What the hell is that?
00:58 He's a hero!
01:07 The toxic Avenger.
01:09 That's what the kids are calling him.
01:10 I think it's swell.
01:11 [music playing]
01:14 (dramatic music)

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