When Fergus and Wesley get in the bad books of a local rough in their home town in Northern Ireland they decide to flee | dG1fV1lHOVlYU1BxZHM
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00:00 [music]
00:16 Hi, George.
00:17 Hey, guys.
00:18 Hey, isn't that big old Zimmer?
00:19 Rip it to bits!
00:21 Pretty good fucking hit.
00:23 [music]
00:28 Ain't alright.
00:30 [music]
00:34 We're a band!
00:36 [glass breaking]
00:37 [music]
00:40 When things at home get a little too hot to handle,
00:43 Fergus and Wesley make a dash for the other side of the world.
00:47 They want to enjoy the sailing,
00:49 the surf,
00:50 You're a keen surfer?
00:52 I certainly am.
00:53 Where do you surf?
00:54 I haven't actually been surfing yet, you know,
00:56 but I'm keen to go.
00:57 and the girls.
00:58 Are you Scottish?
00:59 But first, they've got a few things to contend with.
01:02 Migration, Wesley, go!
01:04 [music]
01:06 We're from the Church of the Latter Day Saints.
01:08 Oh, thank God for that.
01:10 [door slams]
01:11 The locals.
01:12 Hey, a couple of ponds, are you?
01:13 What part of Pommieland are you from?
01:15 We're Irish, actually.
01:17 Same dip.
01:18 [music]
01:21 The girls.
01:22 What are I gonna win?
01:23 What about you?
01:24 I think it's been a hard move down there.
01:25 Sorry, but I don't know if he's gone a word of that.
01:28 Did he go out with me?
01:29 Geez, I haven't heard that since I was at school.
01:31 The barmaids.
01:32 Hello, Phil, what's all you have?
01:34 The wildlife.
01:35 [music]
01:37 That's the first kangaroo we've seen and you've killed it.
01:39 [crow cawing]
01:40 Friggin' crows.
01:41 [music]
01:46 What part of New Zealand are you from?
01:48 What are you talking about? I'm Australian.
01:50 Same dip.
01:51 And TV game shows.
01:53 Now, um, when one of you gets picked, whatever you do, don't say the F word.
01:58 There's nothing like having a warm hand on your opening, eh?
02:00 Now they don't know who are their friends.
02:02 Partner of immigration.
02:03 I'd like to report a couple of illegal immigrants.
02:05 Who are their enemies.
02:06 Mercus, Monika, you're under arrest.
02:08 Call for backup.
02:09 And where their next beer is coming from.
02:11 We don't have any money.
02:12 Well, I suggest you contact the Scottish Embassy.
02:15 [music]
02:33 Only one thing is certain.
02:35 I want to go home.
02:36 They're going to go wherever the crack is best.
02:39 I'm not leaving.
02:40 Jim Owen, Alan McKee, Colin Hay and Jane Hall.
02:44 [music]
02:46 The crack.
02:47 I pick contestant number three.
02:50 [applause]
02:53 [music]
02:55 [music]