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00:00 (whistling)
00:01 - Oh, you were too slow.
00:02 (yelling)
00:04 - Welcome to The Button, a speed dating show.
00:07 When the button lights up red,
00:08 either player may press it
00:10 and swap out their date for a new person.
00:12 - Get outta here.
00:13 - If two people can last on a date for 10 minutes,
00:15 they win an all expenses paid second date.
00:18 - In this episode, we have a special guest
00:20 who's gonna be voicing me.
00:21 - I'm Button fan, critic, aficionado, Cody Ko,
00:26 here to voice it for the first time.
00:28 This is The Button.
00:30 - Oh, I think the voice is still deep.
00:33 - Whoops, sorry.
00:34 - They're pulling the first people.
00:37 - You're in first.
00:38 - Oh, I'm nervous.
00:39 - She's like, I'm nervous.
00:41 I'm nervous right now.
00:42 - How are you?
00:44 - I'm so good.
00:46 - This is Satan, welcome to hell.
00:48 - Oh no.
00:49 (laughing)
00:50 - No, I'm playing.
00:51 - This is The Button, welcome.
00:53 - Please flirt now.
00:54 - Emil.
00:55 - Emil.
00:56 - Yeah.
00:57 - Jaylien.
00:57 - Okay, go ahead, how old are you?
01:00 - 26, how old are you?
01:01 - How old do I look?
01:02 - You look 25.
01:04 - Ooh, you about to say, what?
01:06 - I was--
01:07 - You were gonna say 25 or 35?
01:09 - Well, I said 20.
01:11 (laughing)
01:13 - You know, Emil had a court date recently.
01:16 What was that for?
01:17 - Oh no.
01:20 You're a troublemaker.
01:21 You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.
01:24 - Probably like a parking ticket.
01:27 - Yeah.
01:28 - That doesn't sound convincing.
01:30 - Did you ever been to court?
01:32 (laughing)
01:35 You like the gym?
01:36 (buzzer)
01:37 It was nice to meet you.
01:38 - It's okay.
01:39 (laughing)
01:41 - Did you think they had any chemistry?
01:42 - No, no.
01:44 - Right?
01:45 - How are you?
01:46 - My name is Banco, nice to meet you.
01:47 - What's your name?
01:48 - Banco.
01:49 - Banco.
01:50 - Yes.
01:51 - Wow, I see you work out, yeah?
01:52 - Yeah.
01:52 - How, wow, woo!
01:54 Buddy.
01:56 - What do you do?
01:57 - I work as an admin.
01:58 - An admin?
01:59 - Yeah, what do you do?
02:00 - I'm a personal trainer.
02:00 - Oh, you're a personal trainer.
02:01 - I like to work out.
02:02 Do you work out?
02:03 - I do, but you can help me work out a little bit more.
02:05 I'm boy, you better, I'm--
02:07 - I would, I would.
02:08 Get you in shape.
02:09 - That's okay, yeah, that's what I need, shoot.
02:11 But it's okay, yeah.
02:12 So what do you like to do besides work out?
02:14 Is that all you like to do?
02:15 - No, I like to go to the movies,
02:17 I like to get a drink sometimes.
02:18 - Do you guys like smoking weed or what?
02:21 - Yeah, after work out I can hit a joint.
02:23 - That's what you do after you work out?
02:24 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it relaxes the muscles, yeah.
02:26 - Okay.
02:27 - Jai, what do you think about bald dudes?
02:29 - Yeah, bald, he's bald, he got no hair.
02:32 Boy, how come you're bald?
02:34 (laughing)
02:36 - How come you're bald?
02:38 - In my culture, everybody's like that in Bulgaria.
02:40 - All right.
02:41 - Usually gotta shave their heads, yeah.
02:42 - He got a lot of muscles though.
02:44 He look like he can crush something.
02:46 Yeah.
02:47 (buzzer)
02:47 (laughing)
02:48 - Damn.
02:50 - And why did you reject him?
02:52 - He muscular and he looked at me,
02:54 like he said, "Oh, she chunky monkey."
02:56 (laughing)
02:58 - It's okay though.
03:00 - Jai, what are your red flags?
03:01 - I don't really want guys that smoke, drink,
03:04 who foolish to themselves.
03:07 - What are you thinking so far, how is this?
03:08 - It's good, it's hard, it takes a while
03:11 to get used to the coordination.
03:13 Paying attention to what they're saying
03:14 and also trying to figure out how to butt in, you know?
03:17 - Hello, what's your name?
03:19 - EJ, how are you?
03:20 - EJ, good, so what's up with your tattoos?
03:23 - What do you wanna know?
03:23 - I see you got multiple.
03:25 - I do.
03:26 - You got kids?
03:27 - I got two kids.
03:28 - What do you think about kids, Jai?
03:29 - I love kids, I used to work at YMCA.
03:31 - Okay, nice, nice.
03:32 - Is that your real eyes?
03:34 - Maybe.
03:35 - You lying.
03:36 Is it really?
03:37 - I don't know, is it?
03:38 - Contact, guaranteed.
03:40 - Yeah, it is, it is.
03:41 - Okay.
03:42 - Could you see them matching?
03:43 - Maybe.
03:44 - Maybe ask them if they're attracted to each other.
03:46 - Are you guys attracted to one another?
03:48 - I can say he's not, but.
03:50 - No.
03:51 - Yeah, it's okay, I said you look like a homie.
03:53 - I appreciate that.
03:54 - Yes, love that life.
03:56 - Yeah, yeah.
03:57 - Oh damn, I'm slow this time.
03:59 Damn, EJ, I appreciate you.
04:00 - Nice to meet you, alrighty.
04:01 - Was that true, were you not attracted to her?
04:04 - Was not, was not.
04:06 I appreciate the honesty.
04:08 Hi. - Hi.
04:08 - Nice to meet you.
04:10 - Nice to meet you.
04:11 - I'm EJ, by the way.
04:12 - Oh, I'm Shen.
04:13 - Nice to meet you.
04:14 - Nice to meet you.
04:14 - What do you do for a living?
04:15 - Well, I'm a painter.
04:16 - Oh, word, word, word, okay.
04:17 - Yeah, yeah.
04:18 - What are you guys' types?
04:20 - Someone who's self-aware and taller than me.
04:27 - EJ, how tall are you?
04:29 - I'm 5'8".
04:30 - Okay.
04:31 How tall is that?
04:33 I'm 5'6", so.
04:35 - Okay, a little bit taller than you.
04:36 - Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
04:37 - Do you want them to like,
04:39 get close and peer into each other's eyes?
04:41 (laughing)
04:43 - What's your type?
04:47 - Family-oriented, has to be good with kids.
04:49 - Do you want kids?
04:50 - I have two kids.
04:51 - Okay.
04:52 - How about you?
04:53 - No, I don't have any kids.
04:54 - Is that a red flag that he has kids?
04:56 - A red flag?
04:58 - I don't want kids, so.
05:02 - Sounds like a match made in heaven, then.
05:05 (laughing)
05:07 - Beautiful.
05:08 - Show a picture of your children
05:10 and she has to press the button
05:12 while looking at a picture of your children.
05:14 (laughing)
05:17 - EJ, do you think there's any convincing her?
05:19 - That dating a person with kids is actually a good thing?
05:22 - It actually really is, to be honest.
05:24 - I mean, I feel like, for me, is a hard, like, lie.
05:29 (laughing)
05:31 - Yeah, okay, go right then.
05:32 - Kids and I have seen you.
05:33 Oh my God, you're so fast!
05:35 (laughing)
05:37 It was so nice meeting you, yeah.
05:39 So are you looking for a stepmom, or what's good?
05:43 - If the match is right, you know.
05:45 - Are you looking for a stepmom for you or for your kids?
05:48 (laughing)
05:50 - Hi. - Hi.
05:56 - Nice to meet you.
05:57 - Nice seeing you, too. - Like your hair.
05:58 - Thank you.
05:59 - How long you guys been single for?
06:01 - Oh. (laughing)
06:02 Ladies first.
06:03 - Two years.
06:05 - Okay. - Yeah, how about you?
06:06 - May, since May.
06:07 - That's like four months?
06:09 - Yeah, pretty much, four months.
06:10 - What happened?
06:11 - I was getting cheated on.
06:12 - Oh! - Yeah.
06:13 - How long were y'all together?
06:14 - 10 months.
06:15 - Yeah, go red.
06:17 - I kinda set myself up there.
06:18 - Oh my God!
06:19 - Is it 'cause he got cheated on?
06:22 (laughing)
06:24 - That wasn't a no.
06:27 - Why'd you reject him?
06:31 - It was not my type.
06:32 - What is your type?
06:33 What are you looking for?
06:34 - Oh.
06:35 That's the question, isn't it?
06:40 - Yes, yep, that's why I asked it.
06:44 - Someone tall?
06:45 - Short guys are cool too, though, aren't they?
06:49 - Yeah, they're totally cool for someone who's into that.
06:53 Hi. - How you doing?
06:54 - Good, how are you doing?
06:56 - Fantastic.
06:57 - That was a gross one.
06:58 Which one?
06:59 - My name's Austin.
07:00 - Austin.
07:01 - Austin! - Austin!
07:06 - Mm, button.
07:10 (laughing)
07:12 (clapping)
07:14 - Anya, how often do you change your hairstyle?
07:17 - Every day.
07:18 - Every day?
07:19 What does that mean?
07:20 - Austin, are you into that?
07:21 - I mean, is that color in it?
07:23 Are you just doing different--
07:24 - No, I have a bunch of wigs.
07:24 - Blows, oh, okay, yeah.
07:27 Diversities.
07:28 - Yeah!
07:28 - Shit.
07:29 - What do you know about Austin?
07:30 - He said, "It's a red flag.
07:32 "Too frequent haircuts/style changes."
07:34 Usually indicates that she's a wackadoodle.
07:36 - Austin says that it's a red flag.
07:40 - Did you really say that?
07:41 - This is a wig, that's different, like,
07:43 it's a little different if you're coloring your hair
07:45 like every month, but this is a wig.
07:47 (laughing)
07:49 I'm droning, still under the bus.
07:51 - What does that say about people
07:53 if they're coloring their hair every month?
07:55 - Usually means they're going through some shit.
07:56 - Okay.
07:57 - Through my experience.
07:58 (laughing)
08:00 They're coloring their hair very often.
08:03 It's not really.
08:04 - Oh, you were too slow.
08:07 (yelling)
08:08 (laughing)
08:11 - Why did you press it?
08:12 - You're just not physically attractive.
08:16 (yelling)
08:18 - Oh.
08:19 - Unfortunately.
08:19 - Oh, you got me, you got me.
08:21 - I'm sorry.
08:22 - Oh, it's okay.
08:23 What are you looking for?
08:26 - Not that.
08:27 - Oh my God.
08:28 Damn, holy shit.
08:31 He's ruthless.
08:33 - You're pretty brutally honest, huh?
08:35 - I wasn't that bad.
08:36 (laughing)
08:38 How you doing?
08:39 - I'm great.
08:40 - This is a little early, isn't it?
08:41 - It's a little fucking early.
08:42 I'm like, I cannot look hungover.
08:44 - Yeah, I got Drake tonight, so.
08:46 - Are you going to Drake?
08:47 So am I.
08:49 - I might.
08:50 - What's your guys' favorite Drake song?
08:51 - No kidding.
08:53 - Jumbotron.
08:54 - Wow, that's an aggressive, that's your favorite.
08:56 - That's an aggressive laugh.
08:57 (laughing)
08:58 - You have really soft hands.
09:00 - I'm moisturized.
09:01 - Oh, good for you.
09:02 - Is there some sparks flying right now?
09:04 - I'm just, honestly, I'm just vibing with you.
09:07 I think you're just fun.
09:08 - Thanks.
09:09 - Yeah, yeah.
09:09 - You're fun too.
09:10 - You got seats too, or are you like in the pit?
09:14 - I have backstage passes.
09:15 - So you're sucking dick?
09:18 Oh my God.
09:19 - No, absolutely not.
09:20 - Oh, what did you say?
09:22 - What did he just say?
09:22 - All right, so you're sucking dick?
09:24 - That's why I probably won't get invited to the next concert
09:26 'cause I won't suck dick.
09:28 (laughing)
09:29 - Sorry.
09:30 - Oh my God.
09:31 I just got gaslighted.
09:33 - Wait, why?
09:35 Why did you reject her?
09:37 She's fun.
09:37 - 'Cause I'm going backstage.
09:38 (laughing)
09:39 - I don't know what that mouth did.
09:41 I have no idea.
09:42 (laughing)
09:44 - It's like he felt one-up by her
09:46 for having backstage passes, so he had to--
09:48 - I think so, yeah.
09:49 - He is rough, dude.
09:53 - Hello, Austin.
09:54 - Ouch!
09:56 - Sorry, I like bumped it.
09:59 I didn't hear your name.
10:00 - Why are you beating the fuck out of the button?
10:01 - Ow, ow, stop touching.
10:02 - Oh my God, okay.
10:03 - It's okay.
10:04 - Just wanted to make sure.
10:05 - Can I ask you a hypothetical?
10:07 - Hypothetical?
10:09 - Go ahead.
10:09 - Okay.
10:10 I always say that when I get engaged,
10:12 I want my fiance, I want to peg him
10:16 the night we get engaged.
10:18 Are you open to that?
10:20 - Pegging.
10:21 - But like only one time.
10:23 - Peg, pegging.
10:23 - Austin, have you ever been pegged before?
10:27 - No, I can't say I've had the pleasure.
10:30 I don't know if I could do it wedding day.
10:32 - No, not wedding day.
10:33 Engagement night, engagement night.
10:35 - Oh, I'm on my knees, and then I'm on my knees again.
10:38 - Yes!
10:39 - Uh, all right.
10:39 - You guys should get engaged right now.
10:42 - I got no ring on me.
10:43 - No, it's cool.
10:45 - Yeah, it's all good.
10:47 - Okay, I'm sorry.
10:48 - Why'd you reject him?
10:49 - I don't feel it like that.
10:51 I feel like we're both so like bitchy and crass.
10:55 - Sure.
10:56 - That it like, it's almost too much.
10:59 This doesn't work out.
11:00 - Hey, you missed out.
11:01 - Okay, okay, yes, lame.
11:03 I'm sorry he hit you.
11:07 - That's okay, still recovering.
11:08 - Ow, ow.
11:09 - Oh, ow in a good way or in a bad way?
11:13 - Maybe both.
11:13 - Okay, do you want me to do more?
11:15 - Damn it, I'm doing the horny thing.
11:17 Damn it!
11:18 - Can I do ASMR on you?
11:20 - Sure, actually, that might feel nice.
11:22 Ugh.
11:23 - Oh, you like that?
11:25 - Ugh.
11:26 - Can you moan again?
11:28 - You're not, me?
11:29 - No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:30 - 'Cause I will, okay.
11:31 - Oh, you will?
11:32 - Give her a moan.
11:33 - Coming out hot.
11:37 - Oh.
11:37 - Cody, do you know this man?
11:40 - Oh yeah, he's a legend.
11:42 - You've interviewed him, actually.
11:44 - You're an animal person?
11:45 - I like cats, I want a cat specifically.
11:47 - Cats are better than dogs.
11:49 - I like it, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like it.
11:51 I had one crawl on me and it made me feel,
11:54 I was scared and then it made it go away
11:58 when it crawled on me.
11:59 - Were you like, crack the fuck out?
12:01 'Cause that's the end.
12:02 You're giving me like, crack head energy,
12:04 which is not bad.
12:05 One of my cats was cracking head energy.
12:05 - I don't know about how to fix it.
12:07 - You're giving me crack head energy?
12:09 - What, why am I cracked out?
12:11 What do I do to fix it?
12:12 I'm frightened.
12:13 It's not crack--
12:14 - Why are you frightened?
12:15 - Are you not frightened?
12:16 - I'm like, disassociated.
12:18 - Guys, are there any sparks here?
12:20 What do you feel, how are you feeling right now?
12:22 - I feel like there's something.
12:23 I don't know what it is.
12:24 It's definitely interesting.
12:25 - Is it anxiety?
12:26 - No, I mean, I feel like I'm having more fun with you
12:28 than I've had with anyone else, for sure.
12:29 - Oh, cool.
12:30 - What are you feeling right now?
12:32 - I think you're beautiful.
12:33 - Aw, thanks.
12:34 - Yeah, and I like the way that you talk.
12:38 - How do I talk, elaborate?
12:40 - It makes me more relaxed.
12:42 - I sense something's happening here, maybe.
12:44 - What's happening?
12:45 Tell me what's happening.
12:46 - I need Adderall, man.
12:48 - What'd you say?
12:50 - I have some in my backpack, unprescribed.
12:53 I just like how it feels.
12:54 - I prescribe, but we got the national shortage
12:56 going on right now.
12:56 - For Adderall?
12:57 - Are you guys doing a drug deal right now?
12:59 - Yeah.
13:00 - No, I mean, I'm--
13:01 - I would give it to her for free.
13:02 - I'm prescribed, so it's not even like--
13:04 - Oh yeah, me too.
13:05 - Why are we talking about that?
13:06 What do you like creatively?
13:10 What is your--
13:10 (slide whistle)
13:11 (buzzer)
13:12 - I like you, but you have the same name as my brother,
13:15 and that's fucking with my head.
13:17 He's a Wasian man named Jesse,
13:19 which is the exact same thing as my brother is.
13:21 Even though we're vibing, I could never,
13:24 you know what I mean?
13:25 But if you had a different name,
13:27 I would not have, I swear on my life.
13:29 - I'll give you another chance if you guys want.
13:31 Jesse, maybe you just wanna change your name or something?
13:33 (laughs)
13:34 - I'm not sure because I enjoy talking to you
13:36 'cause I think you're the fucking psycho in a good way,
13:40 but you still have the same name as my brother.
13:42 - Wait, let's--
13:43 - And my brother's one of my least favorite people
13:45 to ever exist in this world, literally.
13:47 - Well, maybe we can work through that.
13:50 - Guys, I'm gonna light up red one more time,
13:53 and you can make the decision,
13:55 see if you can see past his name.
13:57 - Okay, well, it's our call here.
13:59 - How do you spell your Jesse?
14:02 Is it different than my brother?
14:03 - It's different than your brother.
14:04 It's spelled with a Z and an X.
14:06 - All right, congrats.
14:09 - You won!
14:10 (laughs)
14:11 (applause)
14:13 - All right, guys, get out of here.
14:16 - They're like, "Get the fuck out."
14:17 (laughs)
14:19 (applause)
14:22 - Cody, what was that like?
14:24 - That was awesome.
14:24 That was a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be,
14:27 but I feel like it went well.
14:29 - In doing this, has anything changed
14:31 your perspective of the show?
14:32 - Yes.
14:33 - How hard it is to make this?
14:38 - I should be nicer to you guys.
14:40 (laughs)
14:42 (laughs)
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