A black comedy about a woman who should really quit smoking. Like, today. | dG1fRVBxMDdPZlRYT3c
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00:00 Nothing is going on, everyone's just being a fucking dick to me for no reason.
00:05 I don't know, as much as you don't know.
00:07 Don't fucking lie to me.
00:09 This is an automated message from the New York State Jurors Office.
00:13 May that dog come to service and report September 6th, 9th, against Constable...
00:20 Something?
00:22 Hmm.
00:27 You ever feel like everyone else knows something you don't?
00:31 Yeah.
00:33 Welcome to Ellis Island on Ellis Paddle Aqua.
00:40 What I do here, I have some shares of those deals that you see at the bottom of the list for a variety of individuals.
00:48 Ellis, I am trying to help you and I can't do it when you're not telling me what the fuck you're doing!
00:54 I'm sorry.
00:56 But, uh, but, what I do know is you're a good girl, you know, good person, and everything in life is going to work out the way it's supposed to.
01:12 We're going to have very little time.
01:14 No, like, like, like, like breathing, involuntary muscle stress.
01:20 [Indistinct chatter]
01:44 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:47 [Indistinct chatter]
02:06 This is an automated message from the New York State Juror's Office, reminding you of your upcoming service scheduled for September 16th, 9am.
02:17 [Beep]
02:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]