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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - Where'd she get those clothes?
00:12 Those are expensive clothes.
00:14 Think, what do you think?
00:17 - I don't want this to sound harsh,
00:23 but everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie.
00:26 Everything that goes into it is a dick.
00:28 - Everything that goes in his dicks?
00:31 - A dick.
00:32 - Don't say that.
00:33 - I'm sorry, I'm just being protective of the store.
00:36 - I'm gonna go talk to her.
00:38 - Hey, Desi.
00:45 - Hi. - Hi.
00:47 Is that your new Acura out front?
00:49 - Uh, yeah.
00:50 - So nice.
00:51 Do you love it?
00:53 - Well, I mean, it's not a fucking Porsche,
00:54 but it'll do for now.
00:56 - Huh.
00:58 Hey, Desi, would you mind wearing some of the clothes
01:00 that we have in the store?
01:01 - Yes.
01:03 Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:04 - Will that be okay?
01:05 - Yeah.
01:05 - Perfect.
01:09 - Good.
01:10 You know, I actually made this one myself.
01:14 - Did you?
01:15 - Yeah.
01:16 The tiger.
01:17 I did it on a piece of paper separately,
01:18 and then I actually transferred it to the T-shirt.
01:21 - Wow.
01:22 So you stenciled on the tiger?
01:26 - I drew it on a piece of paper,
01:27 and then I transferred the drawing to the T-shirt.
01:31 - You have an amazing body.
01:33 - Really?
01:34 - Yes.
01:35 Are those real?
01:37 - My boobs?
01:38 - Yeah.
01:39 - Yeah.
01:40 Do you wanna touch 'em?
01:42 - Really?
01:43 - Touch 'em.
01:44 - Okay.
01:45 Wow.
01:50 Huh.
01:53 Jesus.
01:55 I mean, they really are amazing.
01:58 That's firm, for real.
02:00 They're like a memory mattress.
02:03 It's, wow, like, tempur-pedic, you know?
02:07 They look amazing.
02:09 My kids just suck the meat right out of mine.
02:12 - No.
02:13 - Yeah.
02:13 - There's some meat in there.
02:14 - My boobs are just gone.
02:16 Since I had kids, my boobs are just gone.
02:18 They didn't even say goodbye, you know?
02:20 They just left.
02:21 - By the time I'm 40,
02:23 these are gonna go National Geographic on me.
02:25 I feel bad about myself right now.
02:28 (upbeat music)
02:31 - Huh?
02:39 Oh, my gosh, hi.
02:43 Neal, my, I did not see you there.
02:45 - Hi.
02:46 - Nice to see you there.
02:47 - Did you guys come together?
02:48 Are you a couple?
02:52 - No, we didn't, no, absolutely not.
02:55 - I just, I'm sorry, I thought it was a,
02:57 the mustache is a little.
02:58 - Mm, that's fair.
03:00 - I just assumed.
03:00 - This is a straight man's mustache.
03:03 - What is the difference between a gay man's mustache
03:05 and a straight man's mustache?
03:08 - Ah, the smell.
03:09 - Ah, excuse me.
03:14 (people chattering)
03:17 (static buzzing)
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