Durante participação no podcast "Fala AE" apresentado por Lauro Lopes o o jornalista e apresentador Otávio Di Toledo, arrancou algumas risadas contando suas histórias. Uma delas, envolve seu fusca tendo um problema bem na frente de um motel, com sua esposa, seus filhos e sua sogra dentro do carro.
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00:00 I went to buy a Fusquinha, and I'm still mad at myself.
00:05 -Because it's a damn Fusquinha. -Fusquinha, right.
00:07 And Silvia didn't want me to buy it.
00:10 You didn't get another photo for your life.
00:13 -For God's sake. -But the Fusquinha is...
00:15 It's quiet there.
00:16 I went to remember. She had a trauma with Fusquinha.
00:20 I had a white Fusquinha that my uncle sold me.
00:23 It was bad. But Fusquinha is bad.
00:25 And one day, we were dating, and sometimes we would go to the motel.
00:31 But at that time it was very hidden.
00:33 Today, if you're dating, you go to the motel. It's a hidden place.
00:37 It looked like an adventure, you had to go there.
00:40 At that time, I was 22 years old, Silvia was also 22.
00:43 I went to the motel disguised as a girlfriend.
00:46 I looked like a married man.
00:48 I went to the motel with this Fusquinha,
00:51 and his battery ran out.
00:54 She was sitting there...
00:58 She was sitting there...
01:00 She knocked on the door of the motel to push it.
01:02 Then I understood why she didn't like to ride in the new one I bought.
01:06 -With Fusquinha's trauma too? -I love this story.
01:10 Then I said, "You don't help me push it."
01:15 I was so embarrassed.
01:17 I had to push the car alone.
01:19 Luckily the motel had a ladder.
01:21 I almost pulled the door.
01:24 You jumped in and opened it quickly.
01:26 So I could get out.
01:27 Now, when the new Fusquinha arrives,
01:29 the greatest pleasure was when Fusquinha took it.
01:32 I was about to leave.
01:34 Then the Fusquinha, the new one.
01:36 I bought the new Fusquinha.
01:38 One day, I have a friend who has a Mont Jardim, Leo.
01:41 He invited me to have lunch there, in Vila da Serra.
01:45 -Yes, I know where it is. -I have Enrico.
01:47 -From your neighborhood, from Toledo. -I said,
01:50 "I'll go to Vila da Serra."
01:52 He said, "You took the truck, where are we going?"
01:54 I said, "I'm not going."
01:56 "We'll go to see her, her mother, Heitor, my youngest,
01:59 and Cecília's girlfriend."
02:01 We got there.
02:03 I said, "Fusquinha is great, let's go."
02:05 It was nothing, I'm still fixing it.
02:07 I went there, all masked up.
02:09 I arrived just like Enrico.
02:11 I said, "Toledo, TV, collector of Fusquinha."
02:13 I got there, stopped,
02:15 the guy came, a manobrist, at the door of Mont Jardim.
02:18 He said, "Do you know how to drive a Fusca?"
02:20 -Be careful. -He was afraid.
02:22 The manobrist was more afraid of the Fusca
02:24 than the Ferrari he had taken.
02:26 "This Fusca must be too expensive."
02:28 "It's all right."
02:30 We had lunch,
02:32 and we went back.
02:34 The guy came back with Fusquinha,
02:36 I said, "Thank God, I'm screwed.
02:38 I'm not going home."
02:40 We left.
02:42 My light came on, "Don't go through the ring."
02:44 "If Fusquinha gives me trouble with the ring,
02:46 I'm screwed."
02:48 -You like to get into trouble. -No, no.
02:50 Geraldinho is enjoying it.
02:54 Do you like it, Geraldinho?
02:56 I didn't know that.
02:58 You're addicted to it.
03:00 I always went to the danger of traffic.
03:02 -Slowly. -I said, "I'm not going
03:04 through the ring.
03:06 I'm going through Silva Lobo
03:08 to get to Vispresso."
03:10 And I went. It was my salvation.
03:12 I got there,
03:14 after the Atlético field,
03:16 which is great,
03:18 there's a roundabout to get to the viaduct.
03:20 When I accelerated,
03:22 Fusquinha failed.
03:24 "The gas ran out."
03:26 Because his marker didn't work.
03:28 I said, "The gas ran out."
03:30 I said, "It's here."
03:32 I went to Embalo,
03:34 I already know the neighborhood.
03:36 I got in, instead of going to the viaduct,
03:38 I went down.
03:40 I said, "I'm going to the gas station."
03:42 There's a gas station in Água Branca.
03:44 I got to Embalo, but Fusquinha
03:46 started to stop next to a motel,
03:48 a drive-in.
03:50 -There's a drive-in. -I stopped.
03:52 I stopped next to him.
03:54 I stopped.
03:56 Silvia looked at me and I said,
03:58 "Calm down, I'm going to call an Uber for you."
04:00 I told Aitor, "Aitor, call an Uber for her,
04:02 your grandmother."
04:04 "Go with her home,
04:06 get the truck with the rope."
04:08 Then my mother-in-law
04:10 got in the drive-in.
04:12 The guys there usually get like this.
04:14 The kids from TV shows.
04:18 The guy passed by,
04:20 he gave my mother-in-law a rope,
04:22 she was 74 years old,
04:24 she was in a mask,
04:26 she said, "They're messing with me."
04:28 I said, "Yes, but there's still a market."
04:30 I said, "Silvia, you'll get it."
04:36 Then the Uber arrived,
04:38 it took my mother-in-law and my grandmother away.
04:40 The hotel manager came out,
04:42 "What's up, Torque?"
04:44 "The gas ran out."
04:46 "I know, Fusquinha."
04:48 The guy looked, it was the thing that fits the battery,
04:50 that had come loose.
04:52 The problem breaker on the accelerator cable.
04:54 No, it wasn't that.
04:56 The thing that comes out of the battery,
04:58 the positive one, it had come loose.
05:00 The guy took the seat, fixed it,
05:02 when Aitor came back,
05:04 I already had the car fixed.
05:06 I said, "Fusquinha,
05:08 Silvia's trauma comes from behind."
05:10 This story reminds me of the case
05:12 of a man and a woman married for a long time.
05:14 They were 70 years old,
05:16 and the guy always told his wife
05:18 that he was curious
05:20 about the brothel.
05:22 Brothel or motel?
05:24 No, the brothel.
05:26 But the woman didn't accept.
05:28 No, the guy was curious.
05:30 When he was 70 years old,
05:32 the woman said, "Since we're not doing anything
05:34 in the city, just to see,
05:36 let's go to the brothel."
05:38 The guy said, "Mr. Afrânio,
05:40 forgive me if there's any Afrânio
05:42 watching this."
05:44 Afrânio arrived at the brothel door,
05:46 the guy greeted him, "Hey, Mr. Afrânio,
05:48 how are you?"
05:50 The old woman was speechless.
05:52 Afrânio came in,
05:54 the girl came from behind, "Mr. Afrânio,
05:56 good to see you."
05:58 The old woman was speechless.
06:00 She took Afrânio, got in the taxi,
06:02 and started cursing him.
06:04 "You're a bastard, for God's sake,
06:06 you said you didn't know the brothel,
06:08 now everyone knows you."
06:10 The taxi driver turned to him,
06:12 "Yeah, Mr. Afrânio, of all the girls
06:14 you put in the taxi, this is the most annoying,
06:16 the ugliest."
06:18 (laughing)