Watch the official "Corn Crime All-Stars" clip from the NBC comedy series Night Court, created by Reinhold Weege.
Night Court Cast:
Melissa Rauch, John Larroquette, India de Beaufort, Kapil Talwalkar, Lacretta and Dimiter Marinov
Stream Night Court Season 1 now on Peacock!
Night Court Cast:
Melissa Rauch, John Larroquette, India de Beaufort, Kapil Talwalkar, Lacretta and Dimiter Marinov
Stream Night Court Season 1 now on Peacock!
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00:00 [music playing]
00:01 OK, my presentation materials are running a little bit late,
00:04 but I think we should just dive in.
00:06 My first slide was a word cloud, which I will now describe from memory.
00:10 [laughing]
00:11 Oh, sorry, I gotta take this.
00:13 Hold on!
00:15 It's my investment guy, if I don't answer, he goes rogue.
00:18 Last time, he went all in on Theranos, after the documentary, what?
00:23 [laughing]
00:24 Hurry back, I'll get us some steaks, a couple of scotches.
00:26 Oh, I can't, I'm seeing a nurse, she's got me down to two steaks a day.
00:29 [laughing]
00:30 - Dan, what are you doing? - Huh?
00:32 - I told you I got this. - Yes, I know, I'm just helping.
00:36 Look, these guys are trickier than the cow tippers
00:39 and jet ski hooligans you dealt with upstate.
00:41 We have some tough customers back home.
00:44 Biff Cratchit, Wink Honeycrisp, Colonel Ciderman.
00:47 OK, fine, fine, I don't need a rundown of the corn crime all-stars.
00:51 I've known this guy for 30 years, and you're not gonna get any traction
00:54 with him until you figure out what it is he wants from you.
00:58 I don't know, I think I could sell him on this.
01:00 People can change, you changed.
01:02 Yeah, but I'm incredible.
01:03 [laughing]
01:04 Well, we're sticking with coal.
01:09 [laughing]
01:10 You know, Jeff, I think word clouds can be a little abstract.
01:13 Let's get concrete.
01:14 Your policies affect real people.
01:17 Well, you know what, though, I think, you know, maybe our friend
01:20 would rather talk about how you could fast track his cases
01:23 or go easy on his buddies, huh?
01:26 Get him a restraining order against all children.
01:30 [laughing]
01:31 Are you winking at any of these, Jeff?
01:35 Actually, I'm not into horse trading anymore.
01:38 Unless you have an actual horse you wanna trade, I have got one.
01:42 I am dying to get rid of.
01:44 [laughing]
01:45 So, no meat, no horse trading?
01:47 You've changed.
01:49 That's interesting.
01:51 Dan, should we get something to eat? I hear the crow here is excellent.
01:56 It is. It's called field squab and it is to die for.
01:59 Field squab!
02:01 [laughing]