What We Do in the Shadows - Official Trailer
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 >> Just stop, just stop.
00:16 [MUSIC]
00:21 >> It's been like this the whole time, Deacon on dishes and
00:25 it still hasn't moved in five years.
00:27 >> You're a cool guy, but you're not pulling your weight in the flat.
00:31 >> Well, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.
00:33 >> No, that's not the point though.
00:35 >> Yeah, no, I know.
00:36 >> You're missing the point.
00:37 >> Not a meeting about how cool you are.
00:39 >> When you get three vampires in a flat,
00:43 obviously there's going to be a lot of tension.
00:45 [SOUND]
00:47 >> Viagov was an 18th century dandy.
00:50 >> Look, a ghost cop.
00:53 >> Vladislav is a bit of a pervert.
00:55 >> This is my torture chamber.
00:58 >> Deacon's like the young bad boy of the group.
01:00 >> I'm supposed to pay rent, but I don't.
01:03 [MUSIC]
01:05 >> The trouble with being a vampire is you have to be invited in.
01:09 >> Are you coming to the bar?
01:10 >> $4 is water.
01:12 >> Will you invite us in?
01:14 >> We need some fresh blood.
01:15 [SOUND]
01:17 >> Hi, my name is Nick.
01:18 I've been a vampire for two months.
01:19 [SOUND]
01:22 >> My friend Rich is a bouncer.
01:23 He'll invite us in.
01:24 >> Gentlemen, you are most welcome.
01:26 [LAUGH]
01:27 >> Nick is so much fun.
01:30 >> I'm a vampire.
01:30 >> Vampire!
01:31 Vampire!
01:32 >> Such a dick.
01:33 [MUSIC]
01:35 >> Nick, why don't you use the front door?
01:37 You want to draw attention to this house, hm?
01:39 >> Got a whole documentary crew following you around.
01:41 >> You led a vampire hunting to our house?
01:43 >> I didn't lead them, man.
01:44 I just gave them my email.
01:45 They don't see it.
01:45 [SOUND]
01:46 >> I'm gonna kill you!
01:47 >> I've already seen it!
01:49 >> You will not eat the camera guy, maybe one camera guy.
01:52 [MUSIC]
02:02 >> Wow.
02:03 [MUSIC]
02:05 >> Ah, it's a f***ing dead boy.
02:06 >> Hey, don't swear.
02:08 >> What are we?
02:09 >> Werewolves, not squirrels.
02:10 [MUSIC]
02:18 >> When you're a vampire, you become very sexy.
02:20 [MUSIC]
02:25 >> Ow!