Shallow Hal (3/5) Movie CLIP - Lunch With Rosemary (2001) HD
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00:00 What are you, in the army?
00:02 Peace Corps.
00:04 Peace Corps? Wow. That's very...
00:07 ...ultradocious of you.
00:09 Ultradocious? That's not a word.
00:12 Oh, you mean humanidocious, right?
00:16 Uh... yeah, that's the one.
00:19 All right, ready to order?
00:21 Yeah.
00:23 Um...
00:26 Can I get a double pizza burger, chili fries with cheese, and a large chocolate milkshake?
00:31 Nicely done. Um...
00:35 I'll have the exact same thing.
00:37 You got it.
00:39 I am impressed.
00:41 It's nice to see a girl order a real meal.
00:44 I can't stand it when you guys order a glass of water and a crouton.
00:47 It ruins the whole point of going out.
00:49 Yeah. Well, that's probably what I should be ordering, you know.
00:54 I don't know. No matter what I eat, my weight just seems to stay the same.
00:58 So I figure, what the hell, I'm gonna eat what I want.
01:01 Oh, totally. If you can get away with it, more power to you.
01:04 Don't be a smartass.
01:08 What are you... what? No, I'm just saying, you know...
01:12 I feel bad for people who count calories. It's no way to live.
01:16 Yeah.
01:18 But in return, they get to be a lot thinner than I am.
01:23 Uh... are you out of your mind?
01:26 What do you weigh? 110, 115 pounds?
01:29 Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?
01:34 Okay.
01:36 Cuckoo, cuckoo.
01:38 Trust me, whatever you're doing, it's working. It is working.
01:43 Go on.
01:45 Oh, my God! Are you okay?
01:48 Oops.
01:52 God dang it.
01:53 Rosemary, don't move. Is your back all right?
01:56 Hey, is she all right? What happened here?
01:58 Yeah, listen, you gotta get some decent chairs in here, man.
02:01 What's this shit made out of, anyway?
02:03 Uh... steel.
02:05 Yeah?
02:07 Yeah.
02:09 Well, you should get it welded better in the corners.
02:12 All right, then.
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