The big-screen debut from Scottish stage director David Kane, This Year's Love is a comedy about the romantic misadventu | dG1faEU0QVlfN1RSM2c
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00:00 In the year that Hannah married Danny.
00:04 What I want to do is to own my own tattoo parlor, just for women only.
00:08 I call pricks and chicks.
00:10 Yeah, good thing.
00:12 It's very tasteful.
00:14 Danny left Hannah.
00:16 You're a best man, my husband has been shagging my pile, you're a bride.
00:20 Hannah met Cameron.
00:24 She's only flirting with me because she's full of self-love.
00:26 Oh, that's fine with me.
00:28 God, I owe.
00:30 I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:32 Me or her?
00:34 Mary.
00:36 What you done to me? My backside's killing me.
00:38 Met Danny.
00:40 It's selfie forever across me arse.
00:42 Selfie, the fucking arm and arse knocks it off.
00:44 No, no, I was too impressed.
00:46 And Liam got lucky.
00:48 Let's have sex.
00:50 With Sophie.
00:52 Sophie, Sophie!
00:54 Six people.
00:56 That's long, did it?
00:58 I'm your classic, feckless, useless, selfish, beggar woman.
01:00 But the sex you have, you can forget that.
01:04 I'm terrible.
01:06 Dominate me.
01:08 For over three years.
01:10 Alright.
01:12 What do you want me to do?
01:14 I'm not really into penetrative sex.
01:16 And that's all the guys seem to know, isn't it?
01:18 Have nine possibilities.
01:20 I bet I'm the ugliest bird you've shed.
01:22 To get it right.
01:24 Bitch, yeah.
01:26 Do you love him?
01:38 Maybe.
01:40 What does love mean?
01:42 When people say that, what do they mean?
01:44 You're shagging my wife, you want to leave my girlfriend alone?
01:48 You ready?
01:50 What's your point?
01:52 This year's love.
01:54 Don't worry about it.
01:58 You've woken up me baby the fat bird.
02:00 I'll get me coat.
02:02 Don't worry about it.
02:04 You've woken up me baby the fat bird.
02:06 I'll get me coat.
02:08 (upbeat music)