Love Thy Neighbour is a British sitcom, which was transmitted from 13 April 1972 until 22 January 1976, spanning seven s | dHNfUFk4LUNadkZtR0U
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00:04 You know what they say, Jacko? These holiday romances, they never last.
00:08 - Oh, this one will. - Oh, you know it was the real thing?
00:11 Of course it is. I took her out to dinner on the very first day.
00:15 Oh, it was romantic.
00:17 We had brown Windsor soup, hamburger and chips,
00:22 and a double helping of spotted dick.
00:24 (laughter)
00:27 Very romantic.
00:29 We went on the sands for a bit.
00:31 (laughter)
00:34 And did you get a bit?
00:43 (laughter)
00:46 She's not a girl like that.
00:48 We just sat and talked.
00:53 And then I kissed her.
00:57 And something came over me and I felt all cool and clammy.
01:01 You were overcome with passion, Jacko.
01:04 No, it was the sea. The tide had come in.
01:06 (laughter)
01:08 I bet that cooled you down.
01:12 Anyway, she took me back to her flat.
01:16 And I did it.
01:18 - Pardon? - I proposed to her.
01:23 - You proposed? You mean you asked her to marry you? - Yes.
01:26 - And what's more, she accepted? - She accepted!
01:29 We're getting married on Monday.
01:31 All I can say is she must be hard up.
01:33 Do you know what they say? Any lad is blind.
01:35 If she fancies Jacko, she must want glasses.
01:37 Jacko, there's a Miss Sparrow outside asking for you.
01:42 It's Amy.
01:44 Come in, Petal.
01:46 (laughter)
01:50 (laughter)
01:53 Hello, sweetheart.
01:57 (deep voice) You must be old.
02:04 (laughter)
02:07 (applause)
02:09 Thank you. Thank you very much.