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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Today I'm talking to, well,
00:05 perhaps Ireland's greatest ever hurler.
00:07 Definitely Ireland's most infamous hurler, Gar Canton.
00:11 I see you've got the documentary crew here.
00:12 You're probably as famous at this stage
00:14 for your off the field antics
00:16 as you're on the field heroics.
00:18 The whole relationship between you
00:19 and the legendary hurling coach, Billy Byrne.
00:22 - I've got this covered.
00:23 The only thing that you've got covered
00:25 is your head with that stupid fucking hat.
00:27 - Now onto this failed drug test business.
00:30 As you all know, I'm a man about town.
00:32 A playboy.
00:33 I hang out with models.
00:34 My girlfriend is a model.
00:36 Models use cocaine.
00:37 - You're a fucking imbecile.
00:40 - Who keeps the roof over your head?
00:42 - Do you support your lifestyle?
00:43 How much good is sponsoring a fucking hurler
00:45 who's fucking been banned from playing fucking hurling now?
00:48 Is there?
00:49 - What was it you said to me about rebuilding my reputation?
00:51 Making amends or something?
00:53 - I got onto an old pal of mine down in Waterford.
00:55 He suggested a project to me
00:56 that'd be perfect for Gareth.
00:58 (crowd cheering)
01:01 - You're going to Waterford, Gareth, okay?
01:07 Begin your coaching career, all right?
01:08 - Obviously we are aware of the label
01:10 that we have of Ireland's worst hurling team.
01:13 - Are they fucking smoking?
01:14 - Smoke me, Gareth.
01:15 - Yeah.
01:16 - But you know, with Gareth's help,
01:17 we're confident that we can finally win a hurling match.
01:20 - I think you're the man to end this losing streak.
01:23 - Don't let me down.
01:24 - Gareth.
01:26 - Ruby.
01:27 - You have a beautiful woman like that coming up
01:29 to ask you on a date.
01:31 - No, I know you're busy.
01:32 I just wanted to come and ask you
01:33 if you wanted to come to a Halloween party.
01:34 - I don't want any of you making a show of me
01:36 at Ruby's party, okay?
01:37 - Everyone loves a good comeback, Gar.
01:41 - No, you're useless, I'll show you.
01:42 - Gar, who the fuck is this bitch?
01:44 - You piece of fucking shit.
01:45 (Gareth yelling)
01:48 - Gar fucking Campion, boy.
01:51 Gar Campion.
01:52 (upbeat music)
01:55 (upbeat music)
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