A comedic exploration of one of life's big milestones, four sisters who have lost their parents and are packing up the f | dHNfc0ltQjRLWDgwZ2s
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00:00 Is this where the old woman dies?
00:02 Oh, my mother? No.
00:04 Did she pass away in here, then? No.
00:06 Well, is this where...
00:08 She died in hospital.
00:10 You sneak this on the market without any say-so for the rest of us.
00:12 (SCREAMS)
00:14 You've got a married man tied bare-arse to our late parents' bed.
00:16 But it's the only job, what?
00:18 Are we just mums trying to protect our chicks?
00:20 Where is Poppy?
00:22 Oh, shit, she's still out in the car.
00:24 So we're all back here tomorrow bright and early, yeah?
00:26 Oh, and you've all seen the rota on the WhatsApp, so you can start straight away.
00:28 Once again, you've all got together without me.
00:30 Who would your hero be, Greg?
00:32 Oh, er... Because mine would be me.
00:34 We barely speak.
00:36 You don't always need words.
00:38 We're sisters, you know, that bond.
00:40 She would just get blabbed.
00:42 I'll have a Bailey's. I always think that's more of a moan than drinks being milky.
00:44 Ew!
00:46 Oh, that's jizz!
00:48 Have you got a hooky-hooky for Uncle Stewie?
00:50 How are we connected?
00:54 Nephew.
00:56 Oh.
00:58 You all right there, Con?
01:00 Yeah.
01:02 I feel like I've been raised by an imposter.
01:04 There you go. You feel you've been raised.
01:06 Me and your dad have done our job.
01:08 Right, so we'll be back about what? One-ish?
01:10 Three. And not-ish.
01:12 What am I supposed to do with it all day?
01:14 Every time we get asked to go out,
01:16 Gainer's like, "Well, I can't face it
01:18 "'cause me ma and da are still too dead."
01:20 I'm definitely not trying to say, like, "Get over it."
01:24 Hey, I'm not ready to let go yet.
01:26 Look, if it matters so much, why doesn't one of you buy the place?
01:28 This is the only place we meet.
01:32 It's the focal point, the hub of our family.
01:34 But losing our childhood home,
01:36 that's a bereavement, too.
01:38 I can't believe we're never coming back here.
01:40 I can't help but feel we've come at a bad time.
01:42 You reckon?
01:44 The entire landscape of the family's being rewritten.
01:46 She doesn't want to be with me, sod it.
01:48 You've got some funs. Chancing your own when your wife's just feet away.
01:50 She knows nothing, I know nothing, there is nothing to know.
01:52 You can't keep secrets in a family.
01:54 You kept it to yourself and if you snitch now,
01:56 our heiress will never forgive you.
01:58 You seriously need to man up.
02:00 You're not all my family.
02:02 Do you reckon? No, go on, what's for making a team that way?
02:04 You had a message from her and you kept it from us.
02:06 Yeah, she did.
02:08 And you knew about her too. What?
02:10 I can't help but wonder if all I use her, you know,
02:12 taking the time just to practice in proper self-care.
02:14 I'm so, so sorry.
02:16 Poppy!
02:20 You face little. Your children present.
02:22 Tart! The golden boy, the son my father never had.
02:24 At least you knew your dad.
02:26 And now he's calling my sister a slag.
02:28 Oh, for fuck's sake, were you two just knocking on the edge?
02:30 It just seems like to me
02:32 that these are all just
02:34 piling stress on top of stress here.
02:36 Well, just you remember,
02:38 this family
02:40 will always have your back,
02:42 even if we have to kneecap people.
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