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00:00 Hi everyone!
00:02 We all have bad days.
00:07 The most important thing is not to despair and to try to face our problems with elegance.
00:11 Sometimes, we want to sincerely help but we end up doing the opposite.
00:18 There are days when everything that could go wrong happens, right?
00:29 This video is a perfect illustration of that.
00:32 Have you seen the movie Dune?
00:42 There is a nice scene where the character of Timothée Chalamet is forced to endure a torture under the penalty of death.
00:46 He does pretty well but it seems that there is a serious competitor.
00:53 Action!
00:54 *slurping*
00:56 *slurping*
01:00 *slurping*
01:01 *slurping*
01:02 *slurping*
01:03 *slurping*
01:04 *slurping*
01:05 *laughing*
01:17 *laughing*
01:20 Oh no!
01:21 *laughing*
01:22 *laughing*
01:24 *laughing*
01:29 By doing this exercise twice a day, your abs will be perfectly flat.
01:35 Working aboard a ship is a bit like being sent on a mission in space.
01:49 Everything floats as if you were in weightlessness.
01:52 There is nothing else to do but to run after the jumps in all directions.
01:55 At least, it has the merit of being funny.
01:57 The chef of this Asian restaurant has just invented a new leisure activity.
02:02 The billiard with young chicken eggs.
02:05 *bubbling*
02:07 *thud*
02:14 What could go wrong here, right?
02:26 Well, if there are mechanics among our viewers, they will know.
02:29 These are the boxes.
02:30 It is better not to leave them open if you want to avoid the disaster.
02:33 *music*
02:35 *splash*
02:38 There is this moment when you want to wash the car before a party, but you let yourself be carried away.
02:42 The problem is probably that they decided to wash the car not before, but rather during the party.
02:46 Go, Thiago, jump!
02:51 Go, Thiago, jump to get the picture!
02:55 *inaudible*
02:56 Fill the water and then don't take it off!
02:58 Jump, take off your shoes and jump!
03:00 Fill the water and then don't take it off!
03:02 *inaudible*
03:04 Go up here!
03:07 Go, go, go!
03:08 *inaudible*
03:10 Go here, take this!
03:16 *inaudible*
03:17 *thud*
03:29 *thud*
03:30 During the last Apple event, the developers introduced a feature that you may not have noticed.
03:41 The iPhone now has a free flight mode.
03:44 And this man seems to have contributed.
03:46 *screams*
03:47 *screams*
03:57 Let's take sport as an example.
03:59 Even the champions sometimes fail.
04:01 There are days when you wake up with a bad side of the nose and you can't make a jump.
04:12 We try again and again, but we always fail, like this athlete.
04:15 What to do then? Give up sport?
04:17 No, of course, we proudly raise our heads and we continue.
04:26 But sometimes, to do it, we need a little help.
04:29 Apparently, this girl seems to have decided that she hated shopping in action
04:48 and didn't even hesitate to get bored.
04:50 In short, to do anything to put an end to it.
04:52 Her fingers are really stuck in her cart.
04:54 To get them out of there, we had to call a whole team of doctors, police officers and softers.
04:58 Let's do it.
05:00 *music*
05:02 *music*
05:03 *glass breaking*
05:20 *glass breaking*
05:25 *sigh*
05:26 It is probably high time to start putting sand on the divers.
05:34 Like snow in some countries, to avoid this kind of thing.
05:37 Although the guy on the right seems to be quite delighted with the scene.
05:44 However, the one on the left has more important things to do.
05:46 As they say, there are only two kinds of people.
05:49 A real dancer even trains when the class hasn't started yet.
05:52 *laughter*
05:54 Thus, he can sit on the corner of his bar instead of waiting for the teacher on the floor or on a bench.
05:59 Who would have thought that such an innocent gesture would be more dangerous than many exercises?
06:03 Let us guess what you think.
06:09 Probably something like "Wasn't it inevitable?"
06:11 Well, no, not really.
06:12 The guys in this video are cutting a sewer of sewers with a very strong pressure on both sides
06:17 to connect it to a new element using fittings.
06:19 In theory, the pipes are not supposed to burst in such cases.
06:22 But it seems that the guy on the left is a bit over the top and that the operation has been failed.
06:26 Have you ever tried kombucha?
06:28 Which is the most popular drink of the year.
06:30 By the way, you can prepare it even by staying at home.
06:33 A tip, open this bottle with caution.
06:35 After all, there is a real fermentation inside.
06:39 So, you gonna try the kombucha?
06:42 Is it a new type of fishing that we don't know?
06:52 The advantage is that we can save money on the fishing equipment.
06:55 However, there is a big risk that we get hurt.
06:57 But what happened there? Do you have an idea?
07:03 Oh my god! What's happening?
07:07 We have several theories.
07:10 Either this young girl found oil reserves at home,
07:13 or Dumbledore and Harry Potter passed by and tried to destroy another Horcrux.
07:17 It turns out that there are drivers who sincerely believe that it is not necessary to put the brake in hand.
07:25 So, as a reminder of naivety, we prescribe to these drivers the following video.
07:29 [Music]
07:55 The therapist tells you that roaches can't hurt you.
07:58 [Roach sounds]
08:00 And here are the roaches in question.
08:27 My old man, honestly, we don't know what you were going to do with this suction cup.
08:30 But trying to tear it off this square by pressing against another square is probably not the best solution.
08:35 We hope that this guy didn't get too much sermonized by his boss that day.
08:56 Without wanting to denigrate the bodybuilders, here is a piece of advice.
08:59 You should always weigh the weight of your passenger on a motorcycle before staging it.
09:03 The javelin throw is one of the oldest and most spectacular disciplines in Olympic Games.
09:19 Too bad it doesn't match well with a wet ground.
09:22 [Music]
09:30 It is obvious that this guy does what he likes. Look at yourself.
09:32 He is so absorbed by his work on stage that he even forgets his existence.
09:36 Everything is fine, we say that a fan caught him.
09:47 Apparently, she thought it was a premeditated stage plunge.
09:51 This girl found a new way to play with modeling clay.
09:53 Internet users in the comments advised to dip the hair in peanut butter,
10:08 Vaseline or even dip them in vinegar.
10:10 However, the author of the video says that she did very well without it.
10:13 You know what's going to happen, right?
10:15 [Music]
10:22 We are sure that karma will eventually catch up with this driver.
10:25 If you were forced to queue at the supermarket today, don't worry too much.
10:30 No seriously, just see these guys waiting in line for the mechanical climbs
10:34 to realize how lucky you are compared to them.
10:44 So, do you feel better?
10:45 If we dive deeper into the archives of the SCP Foundation,
10:59 we will find protocols that no one has ever seen before.
11:02 These are stories of people who have had the bad luck to meet the most atypical SCP objects.
11:08 Sinister creatures and scary places.
11:12 Few people have survived to tell their story.
11:15 But these chronicles will reveal what you certainly do not know about these objects.
11:20 [Music]