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YOU ARE SO NOT INVITED TO MY BAT MITZVAH | Official Trailer (2023)
Transcript
00:00 My bat mitzvah determines the rest of my life.
00:03 If I have a kick-ass party, doors would open.
00:07 And I just think Dua Lipa would make the party perfect.
00:12 You can have a ball pit.
00:13 That's for kids! I've had my period for seven months now!
00:16 That's a long period, sweetheart!
00:18 La la la la la la.
00:20 I'm not popular.
00:22 What is happening?
00:24 You look insane.
00:25 Slave queen.
00:26 I'm not a loser.
00:28 I look like the lady that pulls kids out of class when their parents get into car accidents.
00:33 How often does that happen?
00:34 I might be a little obsessed.
00:36 One day, Indie Gold Bar will be mine, and you will have a cool boyfriend too,
00:39 and then we'll have a droning lodge in Tribeca in Taylor Swift's building.
00:43 Yeah!
00:44 Oh my god.
00:48 Oh my god.
00:49 Can you just let me explain, please?
00:51 No, let me explain to you. We are no longer friends.
00:54 Yo, shit just got real.
00:56 Oh.
00:57 What's the matter? Something bugging you?
01:01 She betrayed me. She kissed my crush, and then he touched her underboob in PE.
01:04 A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
01:07 Oh, oi, underboob.
01:09 Hey, I got plenty of that.
01:11 You're not taking this seriously.
01:13 You used to be such a respectful kid.
01:15 I volunteered at the retirement home.
01:17 So you could do a mitzvah? Or so you could flirt with a boy?
01:20 Facts.
01:22 Real talk.
01:24 I don't know what's happening between you two.
01:26 Lydia has long black hairs on her nipples.
01:29 You wouldn't happen to know why people keep asking me if they can floss their teeth with my nipple hair.
01:34 Do you say "say"?
01:35 Uh, no.
01:37 I know what she needs, 'cause I know how she's feeling.
01:40 She needs to process this herself.
01:42 I know she hurt you, but I'm sure she misses her best friend.
01:46 I'm gonna take that as a maybe.
01:52 I've tried to apologize.
01:53 When is it enough?
01:54 Now, it's enough!
01:55 It's too late!
01:56 You don't shape up.
01:58 Your bat mitzvah's gonna be canceled, sis.
02:00 Dad, just talk to her. Don't yell.
02:04 Gabby!
02:06 Hi!
02:07 You're a jerk and you won't let me have a mojito bar!
02:09 That's why we fought the Nazis!
02:11 Is this a bad time?
02:12 So you can have a mojito bar!
02:14 She's growing up so fast, it's crazy.
02:18 I'm drinking now.
02:20 I tried it the other day. I didn't like it. We're good.
02:22 [music]
02:24 [cheering]
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