Sexual jokes, kisses, and nipples: Russell Brand’s most awkward interview moments

Sexual jokes, kisses and nipples: Russell Brand’s most awkward interview momentsSource: Original

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00:00 I'm a tricky little swine, I'm a trickster.

00:02 I'm a raven, I'm a playful coyote.

00:05 Because I'm so well dressed, people think he must be gay.

00:09 Look at his wonderful haircut, he must be gay.

00:12 Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.

00:15 That means women feel safe around me, they trust me,

00:18 then bang, pregnant, bang, pregnant, bang, pregnant.

00:21 There you go, love. Be careful because that's a low-cut dress.

00:24 Oh, sorry. OK.

00:26 I'm only flesh and blood, I've got instincts.

00:28 What do you think that gesture means, the way you're touching that bottle?

00:31 What does that indicate? What's the subtext of that?

00:34 I think I've got a brain. You need to lose that ring, Mika,

00:37 because it don't mean nothing to you.

00:39 There's chest hair. It's a landscape.

00:41 It's a landscape. What's going on on your landscape?

00:43 A little bit of sunburn. Where did he go?

00:45 Look at them nipples. They could lactate any moment.

00:48 All right, Liz, goodbye. Thank you.

00:50 Well, it's been really a wonderful sleep.

00:53 See you later, Liz.

00:55 Russell. All right, take care.

00:57 Russell, how can I do your bra, just like this?

00:59 Liz, I love you.

01:03 I love that you've thrown me, but I love that you're throwing me.

01:06 If you're ever so confused, Fifi Box, pop yourself down on me knee

01:09 and see if we can't get you pregnant.

01:11 I wanted it to be an expressionistic biscuit,

01:13 like, say, Fritz Lang's Metropolis,

01:16 demonstrating birth, but in shortbread.

01:19 And around her, the vagina, through which we all enter life,

01:23 the placenta is at the bottom, standing next to me.

01:26 next to me.

01:26 [LAUGHTER]