Joy Ride - Official Trailer - Coming Soon
Joy Ride - Official Trailer - Coming Soon
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 Let's go!
00:01 This is gonna be hot.
00:06 Hi. You guys must be new to town.
00:09 We just moved from California, which isn't America.
00:11 We just wondered if you wouldn't mind if your daughter played with our daughter.
00:15 Audrey, say hi.
00:16 What's this line?
00:20 Slides off limits to ching chongs.
00:25 Do you wanna be best friends?
00:30 Look at me, look at me, look at me.
00:31 Look to our daughter.
00:32 It's a big deal going back to your birth country.
00:34 We used to talk about it all the time.
00:35 A grand adventure to find your birth mother.
00:37 Who needs more parents when I have the two best parents in the world?
00:40 Aw, baby!
00:42 Fight me, boo.
00:44 I talked to Kat. She lives there now.
00:47 Of course. Kat, actress.
00:49 Your famous college roommate.
00:50 You know, you both actually have a lot in common.
00:52 You're both very sexually...
00:53 Free?
00:54 She blew Nick and Joe Jonas.
00:55 Not Kevin?
00:56 Not impressed.
00:57 I am a good girl saving myself for marriage.
01:00 You sure you don't miss it?
01:01 Dead eyes tell me, by the way.
01:06 Your cousin?
01:07 Dead eye?
01:08 Where did that come from?
01:09 You know, I think I get it.
01:11 Beijing, baby!
01:14 I love a grand adventure.
01:17 Oh, hi!
01:19 So nice to see an American.
01:20 What do you do for work?
01:21 If the cops are doing a back check...
01:23 Oh my God, you're a drug dealer?
01:26 You're drug dealers now, bitches!
01:28 We can't get caught with drugs in China.
01:30 You gonna plug or you gonna play?
01:31 Group project!
01:32 Crazy! Gotta go crazy!
01:33 Honey!
01:34 Honey, you good?
01:35 Are they coming out?
01:36 Yeah, but only seven and I think I put in eight.
01:37 Just push! Pull! Twist it!
01:39 It's not a puppet, it's my asshole!
01:41 I should never come to China.
01:43 People are always thinking I have this perfect life, but I don't belong anywhere.
01:47 If you do not know where you come from, how do you know who you are?
01:50 Let's find your birth mother.
01:52 Will you guys come with me?
01:53 Yes, bitch!
01:54 Yes, bitch!
01:55 Ni hao, Lolo.
01:58 Look at me! Look at me!
02:03 Our passports are in my suitcase that got stolen.
02:06 You know who can bypass airport security?
02:08 K-pop star.
02:09 Everyone remember their names?
02:11 Sassy.
02:12 Cutie.
02:13 Lisa.
02:14 Lisa, too.
02:15 I don't believe these girls are singers.
02:16 Girls, show them.
02:17 Um, show them what?
02:19 You're a fan of Cardi B, right?
02:20 Yeah, is she here?
02:22 There's some whores in this house.
02:24 There's some whores in this house.
02:26 There's some whores in this ja...
02:29 There's some whores in this house.
02:32 (upbeat music)
02:35 (dramatic music)